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15th November 2007 04:40 AM
JohnLeeHacker I just come to hear to the radio that USA were now
the first producer of marijuana in the world.
The 2 states producers are:
1 California
2 State of Washington

Informations??
15th November 2007 05:16 AM
Shmoey you are much loved by the Shmoey

Moon approved!



Jacccckkkkky snugglescakes
15th November 2007 05:34 AM
Starbuck joey is overrated. why there are so many joey impersonators is beyond me. it should stop immediately! let's ban them all!

better yet, let's keep blowey...then we can get rid of joey and the rest of the imposters. who's with me??
15th November 2007 05:57 AM
Shmoey
quote:
Starbuck wrote:
joey is overrated.


15th November 2007 06:01 AM
JohnLeeHacker Joey needs substitutes.
I'm sure Moon approuve.
15th November 2007 07:44 AM
Shmoey
quote:
JohnLeeHacker wrote:
Joey needs substitutes.
I'm sure Moon approuve.



Moon River, wider than a mile,
I'm crossing you in style some day.
Oh, dream maker, you heart breaker,
wherever you're going I'm going your way.
Two drifters off to see the world.
There's such a lot of world to see.
We're after the same rainbow's end--
waiting 'round the bend,
my huckleberry friend,
Moon River and me.
15th November 2007 08:36 AM
Some Guy Santas in Australia's largest city have been told not to use Father Christmas's traditional "ho ho ho" greeting because it may be offensive to women, it was reported Thursday.

Sydney's Santa Clauses have instead been instructed to say "ha ha ha" instead, the Daily Telegraph reported.

One disgruntled Santa told the newspaper a recruitment firm warned him not to use "ho ho ho" because it could frighten children and was too close to "ho", a US slang term for prostitute.

"Gimme a break," said Julie Gale, who runs the campaign against sexualising children called Kids Free 2B Kids.

"We are talking about little kids who do not understand that "ho, ho, ho" has any other connotation and nor should they," she told the Telegraph.

"Leave Santa alone."

A local spokesman for the US-based Westaff recruitment firm said it was "misleading" to say the company had banned Santa's traditional greeting and it was being left up to the discretion of the individual Santa himself.


15th November 2007 08:42 AM
Blowey
quote:
Starbuck wrote:

better yet, let's keep blowey...then we can get rid of joey



You are on FIRE!!!!!

Best idea YET!!!

Best Stones yet!!!!!

Best MACCA yet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Lil' Blowey takes his medication...)

BEST POST YET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

**********************END TRANSMISSION**************************

END TO WHITE (Like an angel)
15th November 2007 08:48 AM
Shmoey Bloweykins?!?




15th November 2007 08:56 AM
Blowey
quote:
Shmoey wrote:
Bloweykins?!?









LOL!!! Oh you is baaaad!

That's what my little friends and myself running around the Plains of Nebraska with high heels on and stick ball bats in our butts used to call "Postin'!"

You're POSTIN' baby!

The Blowey - As seen on the reality show "That's Postin'!", 10:00 PM CDT Sundays.
15th November 2007 08:58 AM
Highwire Rob

Wildwood Weed
Jim Stafford



quote:
The wildwood flower grew wild on the farm,
And we never knowed what it was called.
Some said it was a flower and some said it was weed,
I never gave it much thought ......
One day I was out there talking to my brother,
Reached down for a weed to chew on,
Things got fuzzy and things got blurry,
And then everything was gone!
Didn't know what happened,
But I knew it beat the hell out of sniffin' burlap.

I come to and my brother was there,
And he said, What's wrong with your eyes?
I said, I don't know, I was chewing on a weed.
He said, Let me give it a try.
We spent the rest of that day and most of that night,
Trying to find my brother, Bill.
Caught up with him, 'bout six o'clock the next morning,
Naked, swinging on the wind mill!
He said he flew up there.
I had to fly up there and bring him down,
He was about half crazy .....

The very next day we picked a bunch of them weeds,
And put 'em in the sun to dry.
Then we mashed 'em up and chopped 'em up,
And put 'em in the corncob pipe.
Smokin' that wildwood flower got to be a habit,
We didn't see no harm.
We thought it was kind of handy,
Take a trip and never leave the farm!

All good things gotta come to an end,
And it's the same with the wildwood weed.
One day this feller from Washington came by,
And he spied it and turned white as a sheet.
Then they dug and they burned,
And they burned and they dug,
And they killed all our cute little weeds.
Then they drove away,
We just smiled and waved ..........
Sittin' there on that sack of seeds!

Y'all come back now, hear?


[Edited by Highwire Rob]
15th November 2007 08:58 AM
Shmoey
quote:
Blowey wrote:
LOL!!! Oh you is baaaad!




15th November 2007 09:02 AM
Blowey
quote:
Shmoey wrote:







Joe Alexander
Lyle Alzado
Harris Barton
Jeremy Bloom
Al Davis
Hayden Epstein
Jay Fiedler
Ed Newman
John Frank
Benny Friedman
Sid Gillman
Marshall Goldberg
Randy Grossman
15th November 2007 09:59 AM
Some Guy I've gone from tall to grande lately.
15th November 2007 10:08 AM
Blowey
quote:
Some Guy wrote:
I've gone from tall to grande lately.



My Baby Some Guy..........

You are a big/tall man with all the pluses and minuses that go along with that.

Skittle 'Kins!!!
15th November 2007 10:11 AM
Shmoey
quote:
Some Guy wrote:
I've gone from tall to grande lately.



good morning Someguy

what are we drinking today?!?
is it 'the classics'? or Heineken Lites?!?

tell us
we got to knows!!!

WWHHHHHAAAT??????
*******IMMEDIATE END OF TRANSMISSION*********
*****GARY COLEMAN NEEDS HIS COLOSTOMY BAG CHANGING*****

fade to grey like Steve Strange
Ronnnnnnnnnnnnie'kins!!!!!
15th November 2007 10:32 AM
Joey
quote:
JohnLeeHacker wrote:
I just come to hear to the radio that USA were now
the first producer of marijuana in the world.
The 2 states producers are:
1 California
2 State of Washington

Informations??



This information makes your young Joey smile .
15th November 2007 11:04 AM
sirmoonie
quote:
JohnLeeHacker wrote:
I just come to hear to the radio that USA were now
the first producer of marijuana in the world.
The 2 states producers are:
1 California
2 State of Washington

Informations??


Thanks to US technology, the US has been the world's largest producer of marijuana for over a decade now. We also invented "Superweed" - the version with off the charts THC, and the titration bong, among other things.

Distribution of controlled substances is one of the US largest economies, employing hundreds of thousands, generating vast wealth, and adding billions to the GNP. We are very proud of our illegal drugs - yet another example of American ingenuity and free market forces at wokr for the benefit of the consumer/taxpayer.
15th November 2007 11:27 AM
JohnLeeHacker This information of information makes me smile.
15th November 2007 11:29 AM
Shmoey
quote:
JohnLeeHacker wrote:
This information of information makes me smile.



come to Shmoey 'kins!

Jacccckkkyyycakes


[Edited by Shmoey]
15th November 2007 11:45 AM
Blowey
quote:
sirmoonie wrote:

Thanks to US technology, the US has been the world's largest producer of marijuana for over a decade now. We also invented "Superweed" - the version with off the charts THC, and the titration bong, among other things.

Distribution of controlled substances is one of the US largest economies, employing hundreds of thousands, generating vast wealth, and adding billions to the GNP. We are very proud of our illegal drugs - yet another example of American ingenuity and free market forces at wokr for the benefit of the consumer/taxpayer.




Baby Moonie, are we "Weeding" today?

Please! I's just gots to knows!!!!.............

Blowey Cakes!, Est. Oh so recently.
15th November 2007 12:42 PM
sirmoonie
quote:
Blowey wrote:



Baby Moonie, are we "Weeding" today?

Please! I's just gots to knows!!!!.............

Blowey Cakes!, Est. Oh so recently.



Go piss up a rope, Blowey. You suck skillet fish.

That Hoey kid is the Joey that I have my eye on. Hoey is the best damn Joey we got. Hoey is a better Joey than Joey.
15th November 2007 12:47 PM
Joey " Lil fiji
Lil fiji
Living in Lugars world
They don't know how to handle her
She knows what they do
and knows how they play
the couch is their refuge
the safety zone
yet with 3 hits a day, they are
all alone'
You see them pop their ugly heads up here
back to Rocks Off in despair
but Lil Fiji knows just what their up to
and for that, they hate her!!!! "





'kins

[Edited by Joey]
15th November 2007 12:50 PM
Blowey
quote:
sirmoonie wrote:

Go piss up a rope, Blowey. You suck skillet fish.

That Hoey kid is the Joey that I have my eye on. Hoey is the best damn Joey we got. Hoey is a better Joey than Joey.




!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
15th November 2007 12:52 PM
Some Guy I like my oey with a J.
15th November 2007 12:56 PM
Blowey
quote:
Some Guy wrote:
I like my oey with a J.



You-are-on-FIRE!!!!!!

BLOWEY!!!!!!
15th November 2007 12:57 PM
sirmoonie
quote:
Some Guy wrote:
I like my oey with a J.


You guys getting thirsty down there? Did Perdue's rain dance work?
15th November 2007 01:02 PM
Blowey
quote:
sirmoonie wrote:

You guys getting thirsty down there? Did Perdue's rain dance work?




WH-WH-WH-WH-WHAT?!?!?!?!......................


You raise an interesting point my Twins lovin', bridge collapse avoiding, Prince harboring, Kirby Pucket cheering...uh oh.....UH OH!!!....NO! NOT NOW!!!! NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

****************************END TRANSMISSION****************************
15th November 2007 01:10 PM
Some Guy
quote:
sirmoonie wrote:

You guys getting thirsty down there? Did Perdue's rain dance work?


got some rain last night matter of fact. Most office buildings have now banned the courtesy flush.
15th November 2007 03:04 PM
Joey
quote:
Some Guy wrote:

got some rain last night matter of fact. Most office buildings have now banned the courtesy flush.




Some Guy ................................


I watch the weather channel every morning ( in order to see that hot / beautiful Business Travel Analyst named ' Nicole ' they got on there ) ... Anyway , they keep mentioning that Lake Lanier in Atlanta is nearly empty ?!


Is this true ?!

www.weather.com

" Will all the toilets run dry ?! "


Why ?!


WHY ?!


Snazzy Cakes !



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