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| Dandelion* |
Paris is getting fucked. Doggy style in parts. Sort of looks like the war night footage with freaky white eyes and green skin in a sea of grain.
I've heard other parts are quite stunning. I think you must pay for that privilege. |
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| Zeeta |
Who the fuck is Paris? Excuse my lack of knowledge.. |
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| sirmoonie |
Thanks Dande. You have a flair for reviewing porn, btw. |
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| Factory Girl |
moonie, I can't look either. For the same reasons.
Paris looks like a pretty Edgar Winter. She is a pseudo-albino. |
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| Factory Girl |
Paris Hilton, the heiress. Someone please post a pic. TIA! |
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| Dandelion* |
quote:
sirmoonie wrote:
Thanks Dande. You have a flair for reviewing porn, btw.
You are very welcome. I'm applying for a job as the resident film critic for WOLF PUSS Magazine. Shall keep you updated! |
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| Dandelion* |
Oh - by the way - Paris is totally shaved.... |
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| LadyJane |
Were we ALL hungover this a.m.? Count me among the casualties.
Now...what is the appropriate drink of choice for the Four Flicks Marathon weekend?
Jack and Coke or Vodka and Cranberry????
I ask you...my fellow "Nolte" loving bros and sistahs
LJ. |
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| Joey |
Hooked ....................................
Thanks Man !!!!!!
I will view it as soon as I get home .
Jacky ! |
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| Hooked |
My pleasure J! It's the least I could in return for your fine posts and for pointing me to the Smileys page.
"Where's the Hilton, Ronnie?  |
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| gypsy |
On "Entertainment Tonight" last night, they said that there are at least TEN different Paris sex tapes...that means TEN other men. Why hadn't she been blackmailed yet?
Anyways, I'm at work right now...can't get Nolte'd 'til Sunday. Hope you all have a great weekend. |
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| TheSavageYoungXyzzy |
Oh, yuck! My virgin eyes!
"Is that a *do* or a *do not*, Ronnie?"
-tSYX --- All the young dudes... |
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| LadyJane |
I'm sitting here with Cocktail No. 4 in hand...good new green stickiness...and the image of a purple-clad Mick Jagger "frozen" on my 32" TV Screen!!
Disc 4 of Flicks is unbelieveable!!
Olympia...Paris...NOT HILTON...France...
"Worried About You", "Stray Cat Blues", "No Expectations", "Nearness of You", "That's How Strong My Love Is"....AMAZING!!
LJ.
aka
Nicki Nolte
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| sirmoonie |
You made the right choice LJ. Paris and her "man" need to learn how to have sex before they go filming it again. YIKES! 2:56 that I wish I had back. |
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| catwoman |
I heard about tbe Paris video from watching Fox news. I don't hear anything in Israeli news about it - they just don't give a shit . Maybe if one of our politicians had a video like that...it would cause quite a rustle! I was so curious - curious like a cat - about the video actually - and I knew that the great people on this board would post a link to it. But the kiddies are all swarming me right now - it'll have to wait until later tonight.
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| catwoman |
OK - my kids are watching The Ring in the livingroom. I saw the video. Yaaawwwwn... As exciting as watching two snails fucking. Sheesh. The guy had a nice bod though. |
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| Sir Stonesalot |
You know, homegrown porn just isn't very good.
I had a girlfriend once who liked to do it for the camera. We made a bunch of tapes. I hated them all. I mean I thought I was this super porn stud..you know...I had this mental image of myself...muscles rippling, thrusting like a stallion, real Who's Your Daddy stuff. But then when I watched it later it was all stupid looking. I mean, you could tell the chick was digging it...toes and fists clenching and unclenching, thigh twitching, that kinda stuff...yet it was so boring to watch.
My peeps should just leave the camera switched OFF. Leave the porn to the pros. |
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| Ten Thousand Motels |
quote:
Sir Stonesalot wrote:
I mean I thought I was this super porn stud..you know...I had this mental image of myself...muscles rippling, thrusting like a stallion, real Who's Your Daddy stuff.
Oh like Governor Arnold S. |
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| VoodooChileInWOnderl |
Oh my God! Now I really feel like Brian as I was rocking all night before, during and after the great ZZ Top show here
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| VoodooChileInWOnderl |
Can't find a better header that the one we have now
"Beer Drinkers & Hell Raisers" |
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| Ten Thousand Motels |
quote:
VoodooChileInWOnderl wrote:
Can't find a better header that the one we have now
"Beer Drinkers & Hell Raisers"
Boy,... you sure know how to rub salt into an open wound. |
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| VoodooChileInWOnderl |
LOL, it was not my intention to hurt anybody!
BTW, this was the reference header
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| Joey |
" On "Entertainment Tonight" last night, they said that there are at least TEN different Paris sex tapes...that means TEN other men. "
That's my girl .
I really had NO idea who in the Hell Paris Hilton was until this " Sex Tape " business hit the scene . This may very well make her a " SuperStar " .
Ah , America ............................gotta love it !!!!
" When is she on Letterman Ronnie ? "
Jacky !
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| telecaster |
They were saying on one of the ten tapes she stops in the middle of it and answers her cell phone
I hate when that happens
If SDH was still on the board we would have had a picture posted of her by now |
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| Joey |
" If SDH was still on the board we would have had a picture posted of her by now ! "
God I miss Steelie !
" Stones Rule You Bastards ! "
Word to Your Mothers !
G !
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