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| egon |
it's Friday AND it's halloween.
How does this effect your choise of "lunch-drink"?
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| egon |
that's effect with an 'A' btw... |
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| Maxlugar |
If I remember correctly, on past Halloween's Nanky starts drinking around 7:35AM during the drive to work.
Usually Makers Mark in a "Bush In '04" coffee mug.
By lunch time he has switched to Renassiance chiba with an occassional gulp from a Jaegermeister bottle.
Last year around 3:30PM he was seen pantsless and taking a dump on his boss's windshield.
Then it's home to "start partying".
It's a lawyer thing.
MACKY! |
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| Joey |
" If I remember correctly, on past Halloween's Nanky starts drinking around 7:35AM during the drive to work. "
Macky ........................?!?!?!?!
Is that really you ?!?!?! Where in the Hell have you been ?!?!?!?!
One thing about you , you were DEFINITELY Minty Fresh and sure as Hell knew how to write a post .
Ah ,..................between you and me .....and please , let's not tell the rest of the board about this ........... Ah , I could REALLY REALLY use some new material . I mean , it has been months and months and I have even given up filching snippets off of your old posts .
In fact , look at what I have been reduced to :
You don't want to see your young Jacky wither away into a lifeless void do you ?!?!?!?!?!
Well ?!?!?!?!?! Do You ?!?!?!?!?!
Developing .............................................
Shiver .................................................
Developing ..................like a pleasurable rash .
" Get Up !!! , Get Out !!!! is great advice Ronnie ...............although sometimes I'm too drunk to do that Ronnie "
[ Edited by Young Jacky ]
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| nankerphelge |
Nanky's Halloween recipe:
For breakfast -- Egg McNolte -- an egg sandwhich with bacon, cheese, and Dewar's White Lable.
A hit or two on the ride to work coupled with some AC/DC -- Back in Black is particularly good!
For Lunch -- a big greasy burger and copious amounts of Newcastles with my favorite bartender, the most adorable and pointy -- Mindy!
Happy Hour at Uncle Morty's, which includes little steak finger sandwhiches and Henineken's with my favorite happy hour bartender, Pam.
Then a Halloween bar hop here in the town center to wish all my favorite bartenders a Happy Halloween:
Rio Grande
Market Street Grille
American Tap Room
McCormack's
Uno's
Clyde's
Then stumble to the car and piss in the parking garage while pretending to get something out of my trunk.
Take a dump on the boss' windshield.
It's a lawyer thing.
A couple of hits on the way home listening to Dancin with Mr. D over and over.
A nice Edgewood cab for dinner or maybe Il Grigio Chianti --maybe both!
Make a Jack O' Lantern bong!
Use the Jack O' Lantern bong!
Smash the Jack O' Lantern bong!
Puke in the candy bag of any dorky kid that rings my dorrbell after I turn the lights out.
Get the dog stoned.
Dig out my old turntable and vinyl.
Scratch most of my records in a drunken stupor.
Pass out on the shitter.
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| Joey |
Nanky ....................................
One Word :
PRICELESS !!!!!!!!!!! |
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| sirmoonie |
LOL!!!!!!!!
All in a good days work.
Man, I wish we could all meet up, drink, and see where the day takes us. |
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| Joey |
" Man, I wish we could all meet up, drink, and see where the day takes us. "
www.HoweMilitary.com
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| Maxlugar |
That will soon happen Moonie.
Come. Come to Macky's November Subterranean Tavern Fall MaxyFest!
You
Me
Nanky
Essessy
Tele
Riffy
Shig it up! Hot Stuff!
A get together like this will never happen again.
SHAZZAM! |
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| Joey |
" Come. Come to Macky's November Subterranean Tavern Fall MaxyFest! "
I am there my Brother .............................
Long Island here I come . Please be sure the Guinness Tap is up and working properly at Casa De Maxy --- Joey needs the lines flushed twice weekly like at the Brazen Head for that perfect Premium Guinness Pour .
Oh , is it alright if I bring along my WHO DVD's and my very own personally autographed copy of Al Franken's New No. # 1 Best Seller " Lies ......and the Lying Liers who tell them " ?
What ?!?!?! Oh , ...good !
" Maxyfest ...............Here I's comes Ronnie "
JACKY !
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| scope |
And what happened to my invite??? What have I done to be left off this 'select list' of worthy worshippers . Well, that's it for for me. I'm out of here. I won't be your play thing, to dangle a favor or two and then yank it away. No siree, not me. I won't put up with this I tell ya.
What's that, it was a mistake, a mere oversight? You naturally assumed that I knew I was invited, what with us practically being neighbors and all? Oh okay, nevermind then, I'll be there! |
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| nankerphelge |
Well, everything is going according to plan through lunch.
The Newcastles were fabulous!
Although I have not had nearly enough!
And there is a big fat number in my car -- calling my name!
"Nanky -- why you leave me alone in the cold car?
Why you no come to me and smoke me?
Smoke me nanky -- smoke me"
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| Factory Girl |
LOL, Nanky-listen to the voices in your head! |
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| nankerphelge |
I don't mind the voices in my head.
It's the ones coming from the damn microwave oven that are really pissing me off... |
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| Factory Girl |
You know, I never had a Newcastle. How does it compare with Heiney?? |
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| nankerphelge |
It is darker -- it is a Brown Ale -- like an amber.
Not too strong and sweeter than Heineken -- which normally I don't like.
But they are fucking addictive, let me tell ya!
A couple of weeks ago the keg kicked (some asshole drank it all up) and so I had a couple of bottles -- they were damn good too.
Come on out to Reston, I'll buy you one! |
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| Cardinal Fang |
quote:
Factory Girl wrote:
You know, I never had a Newcastle. How does it compare with Heiney??
I prefer Newcastle. It's a little darker and not "skunky". (I like Heiney but prefer Newcastle) It's "similar" to Watneys.
Happy Halloween EVERYBODY !!!
Later, Cardinal Fang |
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| Factory Girl |
Thank you, Nanky. Can I buy Newcastle in a grocery store?
If yes, which one? |
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| Cardinal Fang |
quote:
Factory Girl wrote:
Thank you, Nanky. Can I buy Newcastle in a grocery store?
If yes, which one?
Yes, just about any "well stocked" one. The label is rootbeer brown and orange.
Later, CF |
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| Boomy |
Just hit up a liquor sto', Faccury Gurl!
Get a Foty! Not "Forty Licks"...but a shiny, wet, golden Foty! |
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| Joey |
" You know, I never had a Newcastle. How does it compare with Heiney?? "
http://www.liquorama.net/product.asp?3=18961
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm ! Tasty !
See ya all at Charlestons tonight !!!!!!
First couple of " Jaggerbombs " are on Joey .
" Hit Me Ronnie "
Jacky ! |
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| nankerphelge |
What Fangy said.
Try Total Wine in Springfield -- hell Giant may even have them
www.newcastlebrown.com |
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| Factory Girl |
Thank you all who have contributed valuable info. and have made me a better educated drinker.
"An educated drunk is your best costumer!"
Nanky-legalese question for you. In the State of Va, how do I find out who the registered agent is for a federally chartered bank? You can PM me the info. TIA!! |
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| Maxlugar |
Oh damn Scopey!
Of course you are invited.
And Blue!
My two Strong Island home slabs!
I deeply regret this error.
MACKY! |
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| Joey |
Alan King
Norm Crosby
David Brenner
Scott Blakeman
Neil Shulman
Carol Leifer
Richard Lewis
Howie Mandel
Bob Saget
Robert Schimmel
Rhonda Shear
Pauly Shore
Jack Black
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| Some Guy |
Allright, it's Friday and time for me to pull a nanky... er a nolte. |
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| nankerphelge |
Just do it!!
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| Some Guy |
I gotta wait until after one of our neighbors children comes by before I may guzzle, do the trick or treat thang then jam. Then and only then is it time to do the damn nolte |
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| Factory Girl |
Some guy, you must pre-Nolte before the little ones pounce on your household in all their squeeling glory.
"pre-Nolte into numbness, Ronnie" |
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| Some Guy |
Oh I can sneak a toke here and there. But the wine will wait. Yes you need a little wine to pre-nank with, but must be cautious, don't want to appear as a lush to the neighbors. Or go for it and when they ask about my costume ( blue hawaiian shirt, hair with a lot of gel all messed up) I can say with a smile. Tonight I am NOLTE!! |
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