| October 19th, 2005 03:09 PM |
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| voodoopug |
I have just spoke to Josh, his flight arrived in Tampa, he was served a few too many Jack Daniels and his limo has yet to arrive to pick him up (37 minutes late). He has popped a Pergaset to alleviate the back spasms that have arrived with him to Tampa.
He has been humiliated and humbled and is standing on the curb, sweating, grimacing in pain, and light headed due to BAC. He fears that this is not helping the calcification and may lead to more flank pain. |
| October 19th, 2005 03:14 PM |
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| October 19th, 2005 03:17 PM |
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| Saint Sway |
quote:
voodoopug wrote:
I have just spoke to Josh, his flight arrived in Tampa, he was served a few too many Jack Daniels and his limo has yet to arrive to pick him up (37 minutes late). He has popped a Pergaset to alleviate the back spasms that have arrived with him to Tampa.
I just had the EXACT same conversation with Ronnie Wood!!!
eerie!
I hope JB recovers soon
[Edited by Saint Sway] |
| October 19th, 2005 03:24 PM |
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| pdog |
He is our hero on the frontlines, protecting us from Macca and U2. The next 30 seconds I will dedicate to a moment on non posting for our soldier on the frontlines in the war on bad tourers! |
| October 19th, 2005 03:30 PM |
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| Jumping Jack |
Dr. Joey recommends a visit to the fine facilities at the Quest Center for relief of flank pain. |
| October 19th, 2005 03:31 PM |
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| pdog |
quote:
Jumping Jack wrote:
Dr. Joey recommends a visit to the fine facilities at the Quest Center for relief of flank pain.
Joey is not a real doctor, he just plays on your computer! |
| October 19th, 2005 03:35 PM |
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| voodoopug |
quote:
Jumping Jack wrote:
Dr. Joey recommends a visit to the fine facilities at the Quest Center for relief of flank pain.
with the increased BAC, he fears that he may have another "Accident" in the limo, especially if they do not show up soon. |
| October 19th, 2005 03:50 PM |
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| charlotte |
this is tragic...could lead off the NBC Nightly News with Brian Williams...should we call the Governor?? Everyone in the Queen City is eagerly awaiting his arrival Friday...I have taken a moment of non typing on the pc in his honor.... |
| October 19th, 2005 03:53 PM |
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| voodoopug |
quote:
charlotte wrote:
this is tragic...could lead off the NBC Nightly News with Brian Williams...should we call the Governor?? Everyone in the Queen City is eagerly awaiting his arrival Friday...I have taken a moment of non typing on the pc in his honor....
joey has stopped typing with his nipples in disbeleif of this tragic event. |
| October 19th, 2005 03:53 PM |
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| pdog |
There must be a way to get him out of there safely. Don't we have a Stones Commando unit on call 24/7 for just this type of thing?
We leave no one behind, Damn it! |
| October 19th, 2005 04:02 PM |
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| voodoopug |
This is part of the "No Lawyer Left Behind" law that was passed....i have not received another call from josh, he has either been picked up or the pain was just too much for him to bear.
Do we have any pug Army members in Tampa? |
| October 19th, 2005 04:05 PM |
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| KeepRigid |
quote:
Saint Sway wrote:
and I quote:
"the streets of love can be a heartbreaking place"
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| October 19th, 2005 04:09 PM |
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| Joey |
quote:
voodoopug wrote:
Do we have any pug Army members in Tampa?
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| October 19th, 2005 04:27 PM |
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| charlotte |
well, I check the AP wire and nothing...hopefully no news is good news...pdog is on to something, we need a stones swat team in every city... |
| October 19th, 2005 04:54 PM |
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| LadyJane |
What is it with JB and airplanes....I am thinking about the drunken call I received from the tarmac in Miami as he waited for his flight to Boston to depart.
He was hittin the Jack Daniels that afternoon as well.
Better check my cellphone....I may have a message.
LJ. |
| October 19th, 2005 04:57 PM |
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| voodoopug |
quote:
charlotte wrote:
well, I check the AP wire and nothing...hopefully no news is good news...pdog is on to something, we need a stones swat team in every city...
i hate to tell everyone "I told you so" but i had been pointing out many security issues since the beginning of this tour, no one but jb took me seriously, now we have been caught with our pants down
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| October 19th, 2005 05:38 PM |
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| pdog |
Has he been rescued? |
| October 19th, 2005 05:44 PM |
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| voodoopug |
quote:
pdog wrote:
Has he been rescued?
I still have not heard back from jb yet. I shall contact him in 12 minutes as I will leave my office to meet with my team of ocular physicians and discuss the options, if any, I have of regaining/maintaining my vision. |
| October 19th, 2005 08:31 PM |
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| Scottfree |
I say bring back Bizzaro JB.... |
| October 19th, 2005 09:32 PM |
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| voodoopug |
quote:
Scottfree wrote:
I say bring back Bizzaro JB....
jb phoned me and i greeted many via telephone....Good to hear Mr D's Voice! |
| October 19th, 2005 09:52 PM |
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| sammy davis jr. |
God forbid, he should have taken a taxi..... |
| October 19th, 2005 09:56 PM |
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| corgi37 |
Whats wrong with the bus? |
| October 19th, 2005 09:57 PM |
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| LadyJane |
quote:
corgi37 wrote:
Whats wrong with the bus?
ROTFLMFAO........................the visual is too much.
Corgi..you ARE the king!!!!!!
LJ. |
| October 19th, 2005 10:04 PM |
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| voodoopug |
quote:
corgi37 wrote:
Whats wrong with the bus?
jb does not take Taxi's, as a big/tall man, he must be able to fully stretch out.
see LBJ circa 1964 |
| October 20th, 2005 06:55 AM |
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| pdog |
quote:
voodoopug wrote:
jb does not take Taxi's, as a big/tall man, he must be able to fully stretch out.
see LBJ circa 1964
He would ride in mine, with Exile playing loud as hell... |
| October 20th, 2005 11:35 AM |
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| voodoopug |
quote:
pdog wrote:
He would ride in mine, with Exile playing loud as hell...
for josh:
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| October 20th, 2005 08:01 PM |
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| PeerQueer |
I hope JB lets me out of the basement soon!
His gimp outfit was exciting at first, but now... |
| October 20th, 2005 08:20 PM |
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| jb |
quote:
PeerQueer wrote:
I hope JB lets me out of the basement soon!
His gimp outfit was exciting at first, but now...
Fuck off!! |
| October 20th, 2005 09:20 PM |
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| jb |
quote:
PeerQueer wrote:
I hope JB lets me out of the basement soon!
His gimp outfit was exciting at first, but now...
And just if you forgot, Fuck -Off again.
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| October 20th, 2005 10:59 PM |
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| PeerQueer |
Oy gavalt!
You Kabitzer!
Actually, when you talk like that, our dance of seduction begins again...clever little Rocks Off mensch!
I salute you dear JB!!!
In the legal sense, you are a true rhadamanthine!
The most humble PeerQueer begs your forgiveness yet again! |
