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| steel driving hammer |
Ronnie Wood is quoted in the London Evening Standard tonight.
Ronnie is quoted as saying his pal is "tighter than two coats of paint".
Model Rachel Hunter has filed for divorce from British rock star Rod Stewart, seeking the formal end of their marriage after a four year separation. Hunter, 33, filed papers in Los Angeles Superior Court on June 17, 2003, citing irreconcilable differences with Stewart, who turned 58 in January. Hunter models a dress by designer Tommy Hilfiger in this May 9, 2003 file photo.
All the Downtown Trains are full....
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| Factory Girl |
Honey, I believe those two ended their "thang" a looong time ago. |
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| gypsy |
Yeah, they've been estranged since '99.
Anyways, I was just reading some London gossip online, and it appears that Rod's girlfriend, Penny Lancaster, has been sporting a sparkling engagement ring...and she just may be preggers. |
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| Joey |
" and she just may be preggers. "
<------- NEVER say Preggers to the Joey .
Damn Straight my little pal .
Shiver .........................................
Developing ......................Better NOT !!!!!!!!!!
" Raised in the bog of New Jersey Ronnie "
Jacky Jack and the Funky Bunch
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| steel driving hammer |
They have not been estranged since '99!
Rod's latest album soul/ballroom dance album was dedicated to her.
SHE'S the BIMBO!
It's so easy to make Rod happy!
All she had to do was spend his money, loose her attitude, spread her legs and just let Rod cum inside.
Maybe this is good for Rod. He'l get back to fucking those young chickies and focus on rock and roll. Maybe even do that thing w/ Ronnie - You Strum and I'll Sing.
...And when you finally fly away I'll be, hopin' that I served ya well, for all the wisdom of a lifetime, no one can ever tell...
It's not too far back on the highway not so long a ride...
Cause every time you make the scene you find the joint is jammed!
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| steel driving hammer |
The REAL Ju Ju Hounds is the picture up above... |
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| exile |
funny i was just discussing Rod this morning with mate from work
What the fuck is up with Rod these days?
I mean his new album "Great American ballads" or something like this gimme a break Rod. Your English!
Get back up there singing some fucking Rock and Roll Like "Stay with me" The Faces and even "Hot legs" rocks
whats with him doing this Frank Sinatra Impersonation
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| steel driving hammer |
I LOVE the song Hot Legs.
Love it. |
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| gypsy |
They have too been estranged since '99. That's what they said on "Entertainment Tonight." Either way, they've been separated for a few years. |
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| Sir Stonesalot |
"Downtown Train" was written by Tom Waits, and his version simply leaves Rod The Mod's in the dirt.
However, Rod made Tom a very wealthy man with his version. Either way, Tom wins.
I just got a video of Faces stuff. It's a BBC show called "The Music Of The Faces" circa 1970, and there are some other bonus clips from the same era, maybe a bit later, say 71-72. Man, that is some good shit. |
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| gypsy |
Bring over your new video...we can watch it whilst smoking some of Joey's chiba. You can lie in my lap and piss and moan about festivals... |
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| Sir Stonesalot |
Actually, I'd rather piss and moan about being to old to put up with big stupid festivals. I used to really dig them. And I've been to some really huge ones.
I went to the Rock Am Ring at Nurburgring racetrack back in the mid 80's. They guesstimated that there was 450,000 people there. We took MREs with us for the weekend, plus some of our field gear for camping out. We hooked up with some crazy Italian chicks on the train. They had some of the best hash. By day 3 we all smelled REALLY bad.
That is all well and good when you are 20. But I'm 37 now, and I like comfort and convienece. I don't like to stink, you know?
I hate feeling old. But I bet if I have my head in your lap, I'd be feeling much younger! Gypsy...honey...make me feel younger. |
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| gypsy |
Just from reading the above post, you already sound old. Well, you've got a ways to go, I guess. My grandma would've posted all about what the Italian chicks ate and whether or not they 'took diarrhea.' |
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| Sir Stonesalot |
Actually, none of us ate much of anything. There was a bunch of speed freaks from London camped out next to us. We yo-yo'd all weekend.
I don't remember anyone "taking diareaha". If you have ever had the cheese spread, or peanut butter, from an MRE, you'd know why that is just not gonna happen. It's like stuffing a cork in your colon.
I did have sex in front of 450,000 people though. I'll bet that is something that not many of you can claim. So HA!
I've always had a warm spot for Italian chicks ever since. |
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| Factory Girl |
Sophia Loren for Sir Stonesy??? Now, she DIGS Old dudes.
The roommate of my boyfriend use to watch us. He'd just open the door and just stand there. My boyfriend would kick him out, but he'd always come right back. And, yes, he did try to go out with me at a later time...lol. |
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| Joey |
" I did have sex in front of 450,000 people though. I'll bet that is something that not many of you can claim. So HA! "
I saw that on video ...........................It was in the " Used Video Bin " at " Harry O's " in Downtown Kansas City and only cost me Fifty Cents .
I have but one question : your partner on the video , was he a graduate of Howe ?
{{{ CA - RACK }}}
Harry : " OH MY GOD STEVE !!!!........................just look at how far our young Joey slammed THAT one . IT has powered itself way over the bleachers , past Waveland , onto Sheffield where I believe it has wedged itself inside Steelie's Butt Cheeks . "
Steve : " Our young Jacky is really something now that he is sober and has stopped using the corked bats . By the way Harry , what is Steelie doing sunbathing in the nude out there on the street ? Isn't that illegal ??????????
Harry ??????? HARRY ?!?!?!?!
Harry : " Pipe Down Steve , can't you see I have got the scopes on?????? Damn , Hammer looks like he shaved last night -- Uh , I tell you what Steve , please excuse me while I go to the bathroom......and don't wait up -- this one may take awhile .
Jacky !
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| telecaster |
I did have sex in front of 450,000 people though. I'll bet that is something that not many of you can claim. So HA!
I've always had a warm spot for Italian chicks ever since.
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Have you no pride SS?
For me lets just say seeing The Stones at Comiskey Park
was the 2nd best time I ever had there. I am probably on some security tape they show at the annual Christmas party
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| steel driving hammer |
Downtown Train was written by Tom Waits For No One?
Learn something new eber day! Thanks.
Now I think about it, the song has great lyrics!
"Shining like a new dime" |
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| Sir Stonesalot |
>Have you no pride SS?<
HA! None what-so-ever. Especially when I was 20!
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| gypsy |
SS loses 30 cool points for the sex in public fiasco. |
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| Sir Stonesalot |
And where else, pray tell, was I supposed to tag this chick?
If my memory serves me correct...SHE crawled in MY sleeping bag, and woke me up.
So what can a poor boy do/'cept fuck the shit out of some crazy Italian chick?/cause even with 450,000 people watching/it's still the place for pumpin' pie--Jagger/Richards/Stonesalot 6/20/03
I wonder if there is some 18 year old bald kid, wearing armour, running around Milan perfecting his "sword play"? |
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| gypsy |
You're right, as usual, SS. I wouldn't know much about that, as I don't make it a habit to crawl into bald guys' sleeping bags for dirty porno sex. |
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| nankerphelge |
Hey don't knock it.... |
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| gypsy |
...well, unless he's got a bag of chiba. That is how I met Joey after all. Some festival of sucky music. Smelled the sweet scent of chiba...saw young Joey nestled in a Smurf sleeping bag...crawled right in...felt the smooth sac...and the rest is history. |
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| Riffhard |
Hey Gypsy,
One question. What kind of guy's sleeping bag would you crawl into for dirty porno sex pray tell? I's just gots to know!
Riffhard |
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| gypsy |
When it's getting chilly outside, it doesn't really matter what kind of sleeping bag it is...so long as it's warm. |
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| parmeda |
Joey...I got the PM, lmao
I have one word for you.
"enjoy" 
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| Sir Stonesalot |
Hmmmmmmmmm.
Pammy, if my memory serves....you are Italian.
Heh heh heh.
Oh man, I can't wait to meet you. |
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| Sir Stonesalot |
Or did I already? |
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| Sir Stonesalot |
Gypsy babe...
I wasn't bald back then. I did have a mohawk though.
I was also a lean 175lbs of muscle...8 pack abs, clearly defined sinews. My last physical with Uncle Sam had my body fat at 7%. Not to brag, but the girls on base refered to me as "Beefcake".
If I weren't married, I'd lose 20lbs. But why bother. I'm married...who the hell do I have to impress. |
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