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| Starbuck |
we love you annie, oh yes we do
we love your skinny ass on fox news
when you don't write tripey shite, we're blue!
oh annie we love you!
ann's favorite songs off the white album:
-don't pass me by, you liberal fucking moron
-happiness is a warm concealed handgun
"whoa...wait a minute...of course anyone who doesn't abstain from masturbation, carry a firearm or agree with me is a one testicled godless communist hun."
anne's least favorite songs off the white album:
-murtha my dear
-everybody's got something to hide except me and zarqawi
-ba'athday
below: pdog, payphone al, egon and SS cross the street to stouts
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| Altamont |
Oh, you know you love her!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mD2P3Fk0O3M |
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| corgi37 |
She has a horses head and a Praying Mantis body.
I'd love her to call me names while me and some Islander dudes sodomise her.
Then, off for pizza and beer. |
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| LadyJane |
Hmmmmm....I'm seeing some resemblances here. And You??
LJ. |
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| Nellcote |
Only thing I can say is she is the master of self promotion. |
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| SweetVirginia |
quote:
Nellcote wrote:
Only thing I can say is she is the master of self promotion.
Absolutely! Her book will debut at #1 on the NYT
bestseller list this weekend.
SV
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| Maxlugar |
[quote]SweetVirginia wrote:
Absolutely! Her book will debut at #1 on the NYT
bestseller list this weekend.
Damn right. Do you know how hard that it for them to print over at NYT by the way? It's killing them. |
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| glencar |
John Murtha during current Iraq House debate: "Since I spoke out against this war on Nov. 17th, things have gotten worse!" Thanks, buddy. Semper fi. |
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| glencar |
quote:
Maxlugar wrote:
[quote]SweetVirginia wrote:
Absolutely! Her book will debut at #1 on the NYT
bestseller list this weekend.
Damn right. Do you know how hard that it for them to print over at NYT by the way? It's killing them.
They always include a lil snippet with each book. The ones done with the conservative books include words like "supposed" & "claimed" & "firethrowing." I'll get my copy tomorrow. This oughta be interesting. |
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| Nellcote |
Murtha is a putz.
While I give him major points for military service, he's no military genius, which he's attempting to portray. I think he's jealous of the talking head military types on cable shows, he's angling for a job for bling.. |
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| glencar |
I'm sure his heart's in the right place but his mind's in the bottle. |
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| Maxlugar |
[quote]Nellcote wrote:
Murtha is a putz.
While I give him major points for military service, he's no military genius, which he's attempting to portray. I think he's jealous of the talking head military types on cable shows, he's angling for a job for bling..
He's part of what Ann is complaining about. The dems are trying to stifle the debate so they push out this man who is obviously losing it, to talk anti-war and say the Repubs can't attack him because he's a vet. Just like the Jersey girls. No one ever heard of this freak until he was made democratic spokesman for the We Surrender crowd. |
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| Joey |
" He's part of what Ann is complaining about. The dems are trying to stifle the debate so they push out this man who is obviously losing it, to talk anti-war and say the Repubs can't attack him because he's a vet. Just like the Jersey girls. No one ever heard of this freak until he was made democratic spokesman for the We Surrender crowd."
{TAP-TAP..TESTING...TESTING}
"Ladies and gentlemen! I'm here to announce that the Maxlugar had Pasta for dinner last evening . I know things. Thank you and God bless!"
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| Maxlugar |
[quote]Joey wrote:
"Ladies and gentlemen! I'm here to announce that the Maxlugar had Pasta for dinner last evening . I know things. Thank you and God bless!"
Get off my material!
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| Joey |
" Get off my material! "
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| Maxlugar |
[quote]Joey wrote:
" Get off my material! "
Oh that's Cinderella on Ice Postin' right there folks!
Bless you old friend.
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| telecaster |
quote:
glencar wrote:
They always include a lil snippet with each book. The ones done with the conservative books include words like "supposed" & "claimed" & "firethrowing." I'll get my copy tomorrow. This oughta be interesting.
The NY Times, aka Havana Times, rarely will even review a book by any conservative.
They haven't reviewed Ann's last two #1 best sellers
They also did not review Bill O'Reilly's two #1 best sellers
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| FPM C10 |
Perhaps they have a policy against reviewing books by authors who advocate blowing up their building. You know - part of the War on Terror.
Did they review this one?
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| telecaster |
quote:
FPM C10 wrote:
Perhaps they have a policy against reviewing books by authors who advocate blowing up their building. You know - part of the War on Terror.
Wow! Bill O'Reilly "advocated" to blow up the NY Times building?
When? Where
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| MrPleasant |
Who doesn't appreciate cocaine and bitches? |
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| Joey |
" Oh that's Cinderella on Ice Postin' right there folks!
Bless you old friend. "
Maxy ?!?!
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| pdog |
Bill and Anne's books are #1. For some reason seeing a list of all the other #1 things in this country, music, movies ect... How does this fit into the pop culture we have no taste in the country scenario "thing-a-ma-jigger"?
When answering please remeber, this a country where Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie's baby was big news for days...
People actually care about Kevin Federline and Britney Spears... Being top selling in The USA, is not a good thing... It's very rare when a truly remearkable creation also recieves great acclaim and high sales.
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| glencar |
This country has also seen SF, EOMS, SG & TY hit #1. There's good & bad in everyone, to quote Jacko.
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| FPM C10 |
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telecaster wrote:
Wow! Bill O'Reilly "advocated" to blow up the NY Times building?
When? Where
I was talking about the Skank Du Jour. O'Reilly advocated - since you're spitting hairs, I suppose a better way to put it would be "fantasized about" - a terrorist attack on San Francisco and the destruction of the United Nations building.
He also said this:
"If the Americans go in and overthrow Saddam Hussein and it's clean, he has nothing, I will apologize to the nation, and I will not trust the Bush Administration again, all right?" -on finding weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, March 18, 2003
Ladies and Gentlemen, meet yesterday's blowhard neocon ass!
(Am I talking about O'Reilly or Telly? You decide!) |
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| pdog |
Bill also like to masturbate on the phone! He's not all bad! |
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| Dead_Flowers |
[quote]Starbuck wrote:
we love you annie, oh yes we do
we love your skinny ass on fox news
when you don't write tripey shite, we're blue!
oh annie we love you!
Yes we do!
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| glencar |
it'd be idiotic not to see the satire in those quotes... |
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| monkey_man |
quote:
pdog wrote:
When answering please remeber, this a country where Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie's baby was big news for days...
People actually care about Kevin Federline and Britney Spears...
Wow you can't make this shit up!!!
Britney Spears May Have Baby in Namibia
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Friday, June 16, 2006
(06-16) 09:48 PDT WINDHOEK, Namibia (AP) --
Following in the steps of Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt, Britney Spears is considering a Namibian birth for her next baby, a government official said Friday.
Deputy Environment and Tourism Minister Leon Jooste said officials have received an inquiry on behalf of the 24-year-old pop star, who has a 9-month-old son, Sean Preston, with husband Kevin Federline.
"She has shown interest to come over to Namibia," Jooste said by telephone from a conference in neighboring South Africa. "Nothing has been confirmed yet, but there is a definite possibility of that happening."
He declined to provide further details, saying: "She wants to come in very low profile and have some privacy. She might change her mind if we reveal too much now."
There was no immediate response from Spears' New York-based representative, Leslie Sloane Zelnik, to requests by The Associated Press seeking comment.
Spears, who recently announced she is expecting a second child, has taken a beating in the tabloids, which have questioned her parenting skills. She has been photographed driving with Sean Preston in her lap, and nearly dropped him when she tripped outside a New York City hotel.
In an interview with NBC's "Dateline" on Thursday night, Spears said the criticism has crossed the line and that she feels like a "target."
"I know I'm a good mom," she said.
Spears also said that reports of marital difficulties with Federline are inaccurate.
"He helps me. He has to. I'm (an) emotional wreck right now," she said, referring to the fluctuating hormones of her second pregnancy.
Spears would probably appreciate some of the peace and privacy that Pitt and Jolie enjoyed when their daughter, Shiloh Nouvel Jolie-Pitt, was born last month in the sleepy southwest African nation.
The Namibian government shielded the Hollywood couple from the paparazzi, insisting that visiting journalists obtain permission in writing to cover them.
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| glencar |
i saw a bit of that trainwreck last nite. girl's hurtin' for certain. |
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| SweetVirginia |
quote:
Maxlugar wrote:
[quote]SweetVirginia wrote:
Absolutely! Her book will debut at #1 on the NYT
bestseller list this weekend.
Damn right. Do you know how hard that it for them to print over at NYT by the way? It's killing them.
...and her inflamatory rhetoric forced them to cover
the story. They must HATE that they have helped her
to sell so many books!
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