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jb wrote:
I like her a lot more now.
I continue to suffer from flank pain, chronic IBS, benign fasciculation, and other stress related conditions. This includes rectal irritation, burning sensations upon urination, swollen glands, loose skin, and a very painful bile duct. Lately, this stress has caused scalp twitching, which I fear is a symptom of a major, terminal ailment.
Tee Hee
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Joey wrote:
" Loose does not = hot. "
{TAP-TAP..TESTING...TESTING} "Ladies and gentlemen! I'm here to announce that not only did Blue have Prime Rib for dinner last evening ... but that it hasn't ' come out ' yet . I know things. Thank you and God bless!"
Wrong as usual. I had hot dogs & they came out quick! Tonight it's salad & a sandwich. And a few Coronas.
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glencar wrote:
Joey is KING !!!
Hello Blue ......
Like my gerbil ?!?! |
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| Joey |
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glencar wrote:
Wha-wha-what????
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Old fart - crazy tart!
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There is nothing wrong with Heather using sex to snag a husband, NEWSFLASH this happens every day! PAUL was lonely and HEATHER fulfilled his needs!
This confirms my theory on why the marriage broke up!HEATHER is horny all the time, and good old PAUL can't get it up enough to keep her satisfied. She must be too horny for him, a serious problem if she wants it more than he does, so the divorce is necessary because she could never get away with cheating!
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Bitch wrote:
HEATHER is horny all the time, and good old PAUL can't get it up enough to keep her satisfied. She must be too horny for him, ....
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POOR MACCA, I always knew there was a reason to feel sorry for him.....just didn't know what.
Let's Chase Each Other Round The Room Tonight
Merle Haggard Lyric
Let's chase each other 'round the room tonight.
Let's play the games we played on our wedding night.
To lock and bolt the door is only right.
Let's chase each other 'round the room tonight.
Seems like lately people love to play with fire.
An' the other games they play are just as bad.
Well, I'd rather stay at home and feel your burning lips,
And play the kinds of games that make me glad.
Let's chase each other 'round the room tonight.
Let's play the games we played on our wedding night.
To lock and bolt the door is only right.
Honey, let's chase each other 'round the room tonight.
Let's don't chase around and make each other weary.
Let's keep all our love at home and out of sight.
Let's leave everything like jealousy behind us,
And let's chase each other 'round the room tonight.
Let's chase each other 'round the room tonight.
We'll play the games we played on our wedding night.
To lock and bolt the door is only right.
Let's chase each other 'round the room tonight.
Written by Merle Haggard, Freddy Powers and Sheril Rodgers (1990).
Recorded by Merle Haggard.
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| gorda |
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Bitch wrote:
There is nothing wrong with Heather using sex to snag a husband, NEWSFLASH this happens every day! PAUL was lonely and HEATHER fulfilled his needs!
This confirms my theory on why the marriage broke up!HEATHER is horny all the time, and good old PAUL can't get it up enough to keep her satisfied. She must be too horny for him, a serious problem if she wants it more than he does, so the divorce is necessary because she could never get away with cheating!
Well, then, why doesn't she just jack off?
That's what I do.
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