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Congrats Josh----
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Josh,I send you my heartfelt congrats,but I'm worried about you. I don't think your eating enough and I'm also concerned that you might not be getting enough sleep these days. What with all the pressure to achieve 10,000 posts before the summer heat wave in South Florida wears you out. Please go to Flakowitz or Two Jays and get something to nosh on. The matzoball soup is better at Flakowitz as I recall. I like the floaters as opposesed to the sinkers. If memory serves Flakowitz serves some of the best floaters in the whole state. Ofcourse The Rascal House in Miami has both floaters and sinkers,so take your pick. Just get something to eat ASAP. Then please go back to your estate and get some sleep.
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Disco Sucks
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VoodooChileInWOnderl |
Now is time to make a donation to Rocks Off Josh |
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beer |
Congratulations Jb. Keep reachin for the stars!
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Billy Don't Be A Hero
-Artists: Bo Donaldson and the Heywoods from "Super Hits Of the 70's
The marchin' band came down along Main Street
The soldier-blues fell in behind
I looked across and there I saw Billy
Waiting to go and join the line
And with her head upon his shoulder
His young and lovely fiancee
>From where I stood, I saw she was cryin'
And through her tears I heard her say
"Billy, don't be a hero, don't be a fool with your life"
"Billy, don't be a hero, come back and make me your wife"
And as he started to go she said "Billy, keep your head lo-o-ow"
"Billy, don't be a hero, come back to me"
The soldier-blues were trapped on a hillside
The battle raging all around
The sergeant cried "We've got to hang on, boys"
"We got to hold this piece a'ground"
"I need a volunteer to ride up"
"And bring us back some extra men"
And Billy's hand was up in a moment
Forgettin' all the words she said
She said
"Billy, don't be a hero, don't be a fool with your life"
"Billy, don't be a hero, come back and make me your wife"
And as he started to go she said "Billy, keep your head lo-o-ow"
"Billy, don't be a hero, come back to me"
I heard his fiancee got a letter
That told how Billy died that day
The letter said that he was a hero
She should be proud he died that way
I heard she threw that letter away |
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What do you get when you hit 10,000? Like, will Joey send you some nude polaroids? |
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Water Dragon |
Damn!!!...9,000 posts!!!...with all that time you spend on the computer, your inflateable girlfriend must be getting real lonely
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My oh my - You remind me of how much I miss that Root Boy Slim and the Sex Change Band! |
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congrats jb! youre an inspiration to all in a time of great uncertainty. |
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Joey |
quote: gypsy wrote:
What do you get when you hit 10,000? Like, will Joey send you some nude polaroids?
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voodoopug |
quote: Stonesdoug wrote:
Congrats Josh----
BOOOOOO Doug, that is the first bad post i have seen you make!
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Joey |
I LOVE THE CUBS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bercee Skerskee ! |
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F505 |
Congratulations jb, never a dull moment
Congratulations
Congratulations
Well done, my friend
You've done it again
You've gone and broken another heart
Yeah, you've torn it apart
You've done it before
Hope to do it some more
You've got it down to a fine art
Remember the first time
You tried to do it to me
My girl won't fall
Just wait and see
Just wait and see
Congratulations
Congratulations
You've gone and broken another heart
Yeah, you've torn it apart
La la, la la la, la la la la (congratulations)
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jb |
Thank you all so much!!! With the exception of the birth of my children, this board is the most significant thing in my life. I don't know what I would do without it.In addition,
all I can say is that "American Idol" provided a lot of joy and inspiration to me. These outstanding young people gave each and every one of us the ability to dream that one day we too could achieve the unthinkable. I learned a lot about life from watching this show and find myself feeling upbeat and positive about the future. |
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Joey |
quote: jb wrote:
Thank you all so much!!! With the exception of the birth of my children, this board is the most significant thing in my life. I don't know what I would do without it.In addition,
all I can say is that "American Idol" provided a lot of joy and inspiration to me. These outstanding young people gave each and every one of us the ability to dream that one day we too could achieve the unthinkable. I learned a lot about life from watching this show and find myself feeling upbeat and positive about the future.
Come ..................and drink with the Joey tonight !
Jercee Joe ! |
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jb |
I am leaving soon to have lunch with LadyJane who is staying here in South Florida...I look forward to meeting her. |
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Joey |
quote: jb wrote:
I am leaving soon to have lunch with LadyJane who is staying here in South Florida...I look forward to meeting her.
YES !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Please have two , no THREE , " Caribbean Coolers " on me .
" Stones Rule You Friggin Bastards ! "
BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBERCEE JJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJERCEE !
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sirmoonie |
quote: jb wrote:
I am leaving soon to have lunch with LadyJane who is staying here in South Florida...I look forward to meeting her.
Don't forget to let her know you have 9,000 posts. Chicks DIG guys who have 9,000 posts! |
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Joey |
quote: sirmoonie wrote:
Don't forget to let her know you have 9,000 posts. Chicks DIG guys who have 9,000 posts!
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parmeda |
quote: voodoopug wrote:
BOOOOOO Doug, that is the first bad post i have seen you make!
pug...don't make me get ugly hon.
jb...I tried getting you on the wire yesterday, some young dude said you left for the day! Geez...lol
Anyway...have a great time with LadyJ.
Be a gentleman! (I know you will...)
Talk to you next week
CUBS! |
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sirmoonie |
quote: Joey wrote:
Moof sea scrolls! |
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not bound to please |
quote: jb wrote:
Thank you all so much!!! With the exception of the birth of my children, this board is the most significant thing in my life. I don't know what I would do without it.
Think of all the money you're saving on medication....!
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Joey |
quote: not bound to please wrote:
Think of all the money you're saving on medication....!
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egon |
quote: Gazza wrote:
Congratulations
It only seems like yesterday that you were on 8,800 posts.
In fact, hold on,it WAS only yesterday.....!
i was gonna write the EXACT same thing! |
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PolkSalad |
quote: voodoopug wrote:
BOOOOOO Doug, that is the first bad post i have seen you make!
jb, how's the ulcer? |
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Well, I must say, that The Stones sound so much better through the speakers of jb's Mercedes!!! What boot was that, josh? I've got to have it!!!
We had a great time, and lunched at Neiman Marcus in the ever so swanky Bal Harbour Shops. Strolling past Cartier, Versace, Gucci and Van Cleef and Arpels with our jb!! Howe appropriate!! Yes..I took photos.
What a pleasure to meet such a nice guy! (Sorry, the secret is out!) But did you have to pull out that wad of hundred dollar bills and count it in the restaurant!!!??
Thanks Joshy! I had a lovely time!
LJ.
PS..What a great head of hair you have!!!!!
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quote: PolkSalad wrote:
jb, how's the ulcer?
PolkSalad ........................................
I am glad to see that Chicago is finally " retro-fitting " U.S. Cellular Field to make it look more Respectable and Legitimate .
What does the above all mean ?!?!?!
**** JOEY SHRUGS SHOULDERS , TURNS AROUND AND WALKS AWAY *****
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jb |
quote: LadyJane wrote:
Well, I must say, that The Stones sound so much better through the speakers of jb's Mercedes!!! What boot was that, josh? I've got to have it!!!
We had a great time, and lunched at Neiman Marcus in the ever so swanky Bal Harbour Shops. Strolling past Cartier, Versace, Gucci and Van Cleef and Arpels with our jb!! Howe appropriate!! Yes..I took photos.
What a pleasure to meet such a nice guy! (Sorry, the secret is out!) But did you have to pull out that wad of hundred dollar bills and count it in the restaurant!!!??
Thanks Joshy! I had a lovely time!
LJ.
PS..What a great head of hair you have!!!!!
Thanks LadyJane-it was a privilege too meet you. I had a great time as well.....Maybe in 05 we can meet again with the rest of the "asylum"...Bext wishes-JB
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Gazza |
The Hezbollah Branch of The Beatles Fan Club reacts to the news of Josh's 9,000th post
[Edited by Gazza] |