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The Pretentious Poet wrote:
There once was a man who had no hair;
He was a Jagger junkie.
He stomps his feet on Fryday nights
With a bass toting peanut monkey.
He's been to Cleveland once or twice,
Hangs out with a bunch of slots.
Drives his Nova too damn fast
and invented the simulshots.
He's sang with Iggy, hung with Cooley;
He's fonzie to fiji joe's potsie.
He's SS, yes, quite through and through,
But he ain't no freaking Nazi.

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