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the future Mrs Joey, is indeed, a fragrant doll, but she has along way to go before she can part the ropes and jump in the ring with Joan Jett's latest squeeze..
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| _Boomy_ |
Joey interviewing Tara:
Found the transcript, too.
Joey: "Will you make ' whoopie ' with me?!?!?"
Tara: (silent)
Joey: " I got a stiffy the size of Florida right now !! "
Tara: (looking off to the side)
Joey: " You look familiar ... Cafe Hostess Jill, perhaps ? "
Tara: (looking at her watch)
Joey: " I gots mad posting skeelz. Have you seen the Rocks Off Board? Don't go to Lugar's, though! "
Tara: "Yes, I quite like Maxlugar's Message Board. 'The Couch' I think it's called. I especially love 'Boomhauer'. My -- can he display some fine verbiage, or what? I want his child..."
Joey: " That's it. I'm leaving the board. Gotta go to the Brazen Head for some Guiness and the Artichoke Dip. I will also throw many quarters into the 'Juke Box' and play copious amounts of 'Endless Wire'..........PETEY!!!"
Tara: "The Petey Rules!"
..............End Transmission..............
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quote:
_Boomy_ wrote:
Joey interviewing Tara:
Found the transcript, too.
Joey: "Will you make ' whoopie ' with me?!?!?"
Tara: (silent)
Joey: " I got a stiffy the size of Florida right now !! "
Tara: (looking off to the side)
Joey: " You look familiar ... Cafe Hostess Jill, perhaps ? "
Tara: (looking at her watch)
Joey: " I gots mad posting skeelz. Have you seen the Rocks Off Board? Don't go to Lugar's, though! "
Tara: "Yes, I quite like Maxlugar's Message Board. 'The Couch' I think it's called. I especially love 'Boomhauer'. My -- can he display some fine verbiage, or what? I want his child..."
Joey: " That's it. I'm leaving the board. Gotta go to the Brazen Head for some Guiness and the Artichoke Dip. I will also throw many quarters into the 'Juke Box' and play copious amounts of 'Endless Wire'..........PETEY!!!"
Tara: "The Petey Rules!"
..............End Transmission..............
Funny !
Good Postin'
That's what my little friends and myself running around the Plains of Nebraska with knickers on and stick ball bats in our hands used to call "Postin'!"
You're POSTIN' baby!
The Joey - As seen on the reality show "That's Postin'!", 10:00 PM CDT Sundays.
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| Sir Stonesalot |
I can't believe that no one has mentioned how hot Britney is....
And she's such a great mom...
She's such a great mom that she even has a statue to commemorate her giving birth...
I dunno about ya'll...but I think I'm gonna hurl.
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| Saint Sway |
"Britney's pee pee is so big I could open a new Trump Towers in it"
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quote:
Saint Sway wrote:
"Britney's pee pee is so big I could open a new Trump Towers in it"
Sway ..................................
You are on FIRE these days .
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| Saint Sway |
Joey.....
are you aware that the winner Miss USA goes on to compete in the Miss Universe pageant?
or what I like to call "a pit stop on the way to Playboy"
here is a pic of Tara graciously passing on the crown to this years winner.
I trust that later that evening Tara took her out on the town and showed her the type of behavior that is expected from being Miss USA
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| _Boomy_ |
I love you all....in a non-sexual way, of course. |
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Is Kelly Ripa new entrant in this contest? Certain homos seem to think she's the world's sexiest woman. |
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| _Boomy_ |
quote:
glencar wrote:
Is Kelly Ripa new entrant in this contest? Certain homos seem to think she's the world's sexiest woman.
Hell naw!
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Then he died and she went crazy...and let us watch it all on TV
Then after she went crazy go nuts, she got really fat...
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Screw yallz.
I'm gonna go buy the new Kings of Leon album. I'll tell ya if it's worth gettin'.
Peace!
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I purchased "Because of the Times" by KOL. I haven't listened to it, however. It's getting late.
I'll give it a whirl this weekend, for full listening effect. I'm looking forward to it! |
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| _Boomy_ |
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_Boomy_ wrote:
Yummaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay. |
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| Joey |
quote:
Saint Sway wrote:
Joey.....
are you aware that the winner Miss USA goes on to compete in the Miss Universe pageant?
or what I like to call "a pit stop on the way to Playboy"
here is a pic of Tara graciously passing on the crown to this years winner.
I trust that later that evening Tara took her out on the town and showed her the type of behavior that is expected from being Miss USA
Sway ........................................
That Tara Conner is absolutely scalding
I trust that later that evening Tara took her out on the town and showed her the type of behavior that is expected from being Miss USA
A - FRIGGIN - Men !
...just a drinkin and a druggin'
..'kins ! ™ |
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| _Boomy_ |
Do you think she has any STD's? Because I'm not sure about her if she does... |
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| _Boomy_ |
Holy shit!
Joey Rose?
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" Conner admitted to drinking underage and using cocaine. 'For me, it all had the same effect. I was an equal-opportunity user."
"Nothing fazed me. I would take what I could get because I was trying to mask so many things that I felt inside."
Conner also hinted at childhood abouse saying she was "betrayed" by an unidentified person. "I will not deny that I have witnessed some abuse, but out of respect for my family ... this is something I need to take one day at a time."
Lauer asked Conner, "Do you think this is part of the reason, what happened in your past, for the alcoholism and the addictive personality?"
Conner answered: "I'm sure it could have played a part in it. There are a lot of things attached to alcoholism and addiction. And it could also be a genetic thing, or it could be an acquired taste. It's one of those things that can get you when you least expect it."
Joey, she's a fucking rock star. No wonder we're so enamored with her. She needs to get on the Rolling Stones Train.
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| Sir Stonesalot |
>She needs to get on the Rolling Stones Train.<
Fuck that. She needs to ride the SS.
C'mon Tara, get in and ride it baby. Ride it allllllll nighhhhhhttttttt looooooooooooonnnnngggggg.....
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quote:
Sir Stonesalot wrote:
>She needs to get on the Rolling Stones Train.<
Fuck that. She needs to ride the SS.
C'mon Tara, get in and ride it baby. Ride it allllllll nighhhhhhttttttt looooooooooooonnnnngggggg.....
Nice Car !!!!!!
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| Sir Stonesalot |
It'll be nicer next month.
It goes for paint and shoes on 4/23.
When it's done, it will be a Tara Connor....a real head turner.
But the best part...it runs better than it looks.
SS....0-95 in 10 seconds.
Got Nova?
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| Joey |
" When it's done, it will be a Tara Connor....a real head turner."
 
Got Nova?
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| Sir Stonesalot |
Just for the record...it'll be the CAR that's the head turner.....not me.
VRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!
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| _Boomy_ |
You gotta a nice sound system in it yet? |
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| Joey |
" Joey, she's a fucking rock star. No wonder we're so enamored with her. She needs to get on the Rolling Stones Train. "
You just KNOW she loves the Rolling Stones
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| Saint Sway |
Tara likes the ladies
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EELPIE wrote:
I just got a lap dance from my laptop and have coated the keyboard with peckersnot! |
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| _Boomy_ |
quote:
Joey wrote:
" Joey, she's a fucking rock star. No wonder we're so enamored with her. She needs to get on the Rolling Stones Train. "
You just KNOW she loves the Rolling Stones
quote:
" Conner admitted to drinking underage and using Joey. 'For me, it all had the same effect. I was an equal-opportunity user."
"Joey fazed me. I would take what he would give because I was trying to mask so many things that I felt inside."
Lauer asked Conner, "Do you think this is part of the reason, what happened in your past, for the alcoholism and addiction to Joey?"
Conner answered: "I'm sure Joey could have played a part in it. There are a lot of things attached to alcoholism and Joey. And it could also be a genetic thing, or it could be an acquired taste. It's one of those things that can get you when you least expect it."
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| Saint Sway |
Tara snorted Keith's dad |
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| _Boomy_ |
That was pretty fuckin' good. |
