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Topic: How many times has Keith been shot? Return to archive Page: 1 2
April 18th, 2004 08:59 PM
Stratocasterguy I wanna know. And has he really killed someone?
April 18th, 2004 09:14 PM
Snappy McJack
quote:
Stratocasterguy wrote:
I wanna know. And has he really killed someone?



I don't know...





April 18th, 2004 09:27 PM
TheSavageYoungXyzzy Nine Times. In Da Club.

-tSYX --- Ev'rywhere I hear the sound of marchin' chargin' feet...
April 18th, 2004 09:32 PM
Gazza Welcome to Rocks Off.

Yes, he's been shot through the head on several occasions.

Anita Pallenberg used to do it to him on his birthday every year they were together, without fail. It was a condition of the "wicca" marriage that they had, as demanded by Kenneth Anger.

Keith has shot and killed the following people:

Kurt Cobain
Peter Tosh
Brian Jones
Brian Jones' dog
John Lennon
Scott Cantrell
President John F. Kennedy AND Senator Robert F. Kennedy
(as described in the popular song "Sympathy For The Devil")
Gram Parsons
(he shot him AFTER he'd hijacked and burnt his body, so I guess that doesnt count as Parsons was already dead)

and a few water rats (he used to feed them to his geese, apparently)

April 18th, 2004 09:45 PM
Nasty Habits The number of shots Keith has taken (not to mention the number of shots he's given himself) are very difficult to quantify.
April 18th, 2004 09:45 PM
CS I think he commited suicide three times
April 18th, 2004 10:00 PM
VoodooChileInWOnderl shots of heroin 20,789
shots of turpentine 456
shots of codeine 3,456
shots of whiskey 40,515
shots of love millions!





BTW, Welcome to Rocks Off
April 18th, 2004 10:15 PM
J.J.Flash
quote:
VoodooChileInWOnderl wrote:
shots of heroin 20,789
shots of turpentine 456
shots of codeine 3,456
shots of whiskey 40,515
shots of love millions!
[...]




Hmmm Voodoo, that sounds a lot like that famous credit card ad.

"PRICELESS"

lol
April 18th, 2004 10:18 PM
Diedre He was shot by both Valerie Solanas and William Burroughs. He wears his many headbands to hide the scars.
April 18th, 2004 10:33 PM
MarthaMyDear He was, also, shot by the president of Salina's fan club... Her name is Charlotte and she runs a Stones fan club now from her jail cell... :P

*** Martha ***

P.S. (I'm not talking about the "charlotte" who posts here.)
[Edited by MarthaMyDear]
April 18th, 2004 10:41 PM
VoodooChileInWOnderl Is it possible to have a serious answer?
April 18th, 2004 11:07 PM
Child of the Moon
quote:
Gazza wrote:
Keith has shot and killed the following people:

Kurt Cobain


Another reason to love Keith Richards.
April 19th, 2004 07:05 AM
Monkey Woman
quote:
VoodooChileInWOnderl wrote:
shots of heroin 20,789
shots of turpentine 456
shots of codeine 3,456
shots of whiskey 40,515
shots of love millions!




Not to mention one of strychnine. But that is not a legend, according to Tony Sanchez.

April 19th, 2004 09:46 AM
egon keef was shot dead in december 1971, however he refuses to comply.
April 19th, 2004 12:16 PM
Sir Stonesalot Keith Richards is just a cover.

His real name...Bond. James Bond.

He is a covert operative for MI6, the Brit version of the CIA. He carries a 00 in front of his call sign which means he has licence to kill.

However, don't bother to rent the movies to see how many times he's been shot, or killed someone. Those are just Hollywood fantasy versions. He's been shot far many more times in real life...some estimate between 43 and 44 times. And he is capable of extreme violence...some estimate he killed between 2,412 and 2,413.

He also likes his martinis made with vodka, shaken, not stirred. That part the movies got right.
April 19th, 2004 12:26 PM
Joey

Has anyone from this board seen my Dope ?!?!?!

April 19th, 2004 12:35 PM
Sir Stonesalot Why...yes, Joey.

Yes I have seen your dope.

But I...uhhhhh ummmmmmm errrrrrr...forget where I saw it.

Oh wait, now I remember...Donald Fagan has it.

Which brings up this question....Is being a Fagan anything like being a Vegan?
April 19th, 2004 01:06 PM
Joey
quote:
Sir Stonesalot wrote:
Why...yes, Joey.

Yes I have seen your dope.

But I...uhhhhh ummmmmmm errrrrrr...forget where I saw it.

Oh wait, now I remember...Donald Fagan has it.

Which brings up this question....Is being a Fagan anything like being a Vegan?



Stoney ................I have read your Thread about the Prince Concert and I am putting the finishing touches on my review .............As soon as my editors give the OK I will post it ( probably this afternoon )

" Stones Rule You Bastards ! "

Jacky

P. S. Marc , Nebraska had 62,000 in attendance for their spring game ( Due to Brand New Head Football Coach Bill Callahan's Introduction of the " West Coast Offense " )

When are you guys going to fire " JoePa " ?!?!?! I smell another 3-10 season for you guys .

Shiver ..............................................
April 19th, 2004 01:18 PM
Sir Stonesalot They'll fire Joepa when I vote for George W. Bush Jr.

Which will be never.

We average 100,000 for our spring Blue/White game.

3-10 may be optimistic.
April 19th, 2004 01:19 PM
Angiegirl Sure he has killed. But keep it confidential, he has work to do next month.
April 19th, 2004 02:27 PM
Joey " They'll fire Joepa when I vote for George W. Bush Jr.

Which will be never. "

I would like to Bite and Kiss You !


Jersee Joe !
April 19th, 2004 05:19 PM
gotdablouse Actually as much as Keith wants (?) the world to believe he's a terrible outlaw, as far as I know, the only occasion when he got "really nasty" is when he asked Spanish Tony (according to Tony in his book) to have the guy who let Anita get jailed and subsequently raped in Kingston in early '73 killed...Apparently, Tony thought it wiser to have the guy beaten up...

On the flipside, Keith did push his luck quite a bit in Altamont when he ordered a Hell's Angel away from his guitars...
April 19th, 2004 09:25 PM
gypsy SirStonesalot wrote:

"Which brings up this question....Is being a Fagan anything like being a Vegan?"


I believe 'Fagan' to be a combo of the words 'faggot' and 'vegan.' But that's just a guess.


"How many times has Keith been shot?"

If we answer correctly do we win a prize?

And if Joey doesn't give me my dope, he's gonna get shot. Keepin' it real.

[Edited by gypsy]
April 19th, 2004 10:00 PM
Sir Stonesalot Yes yes...that is what I was thinking as well Gypsy.

So that Steely Dan guy is a cocksuckin foliage eater.

Figures that Joey would be ga-ga over him then.

Hey Gyps...after you pop a cap in Joe Joe Dog Face Boy, bring yo bad self over here. You can have some of my dope.

And we can crank up some Prince and get da FUNK on.
April 21st, 2004 02:56 PM
gypsy Oh, Joey's got it bad enough already...look at the guy...his underlying homosexual feelings towards jb are hurting him enough.

Yep, I'll come up, but you have to play my favorite Prince song: "Let's Pretend We're Married." Love that one.
April 21st, 2004 03:05 PM
jb
quote:
gypsy wrote:
Oh, Joey's got it bad enough already...look at the guy...his underlying homosexual feelings towards jb are hurting him enough.

Yep, I'll come up, but you have to play my favorite Prince song: "Let's Pretend We're Married." Love that one.




April 21st, 2004 03:37 PM
Joey
quote:
gypsy wrote:
Oh, Joey's got it bad enough already...look at the guy...his underlying homosexual feelings towards jb are hurting him enough.

Yep, I'll come up, but you have to play my favorite Prince song: "Let's Pretend We're Married." Love that one.




I just do not understand ..................so much hatred and violence and uncivil behavior in this world ................................when all the Josh and the Joey do is LOVE !!!!


Why ?!?! WHY ?!?! Why ?!?! WHY ?!?! Why ?!?! WHY ?!?! Why ?!?! WHY ?!?! Why ?!?! WHY ?!?! Why ?!?! WHY ?!?! Why ?!?! WHY ?!?!

D. J. Jazzy Joe and the Fresh Prince of Boca Raton !
April 21st, 2004 03:59 PM
jb Jealousy my hebrew brother, pure, unadulterated jealousy.

[Edited by jb]
April 21st, 2004 04:05 PM
Joey
quote:
jb wrote:
Jealousy my hebrew brother, pure, unadulterated jealousy.

[Edited by jb]



I would like to caress your kneecaps .
April 21st, 2004 06:29 PM
gypsy Howe gay.
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