| 28th February 2007 02:32 PM |
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David Cassidy has written a tell all book and has referred to his schlong as a "Monster". He claims Gina Lolibrigita wanted to meet the "monster" and he complied. |
| 28th February 2007 02:34 PM |
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quote:
jb wrote:
David Cassidy has written a tell all book and has referred to his schlong as a "Monster". He claims Gina Lolibrigita wanted to meet the "monster" and he complied.
Joey?
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| 28th February 2007 02:37 PM |
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Joey?
http://articles.moneycentral.msn.com/SavingandDebt/SaveMoney/12StepsToBecomeAMillionaire.aspx |
| 28th February 2007 02:39 PM |
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quote:
jb wrote:
David Cassidy has written a tell all book and has referred to his schlong as a "Monster". He claims Gina Lolibrigita wanted to meet the "monster" and he complied.
I've retained a very prominent Israeli physician as an expert witness in a patent case. He signs all correspondence with me, even e-mails, with BS"D. I find it nice. I may even adopt it as a practice in some situations. |
| 28th February 2007 02:43 PM |
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" He signs all correspondence with me, even e-mails, with BS"D. "
********** ? ***************** |
| 28th February 2007 03:19 PM |
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Bob went to the doctor and said, "Doctor, I've got a problem, but if you're
going to treat it, first you've got to promise not to laugh."
"Of course I won't laugh," the doctor said. "I'm a professional. In over 20
years, I've never laughed at a patient."
"Okay then," Bobby said, and proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the
tiniest penis the doctor has ever seen. Unable to control himself, the
doctor fell laughing to the floor. Ten minutes later, he was able to
struggle to his feet and regain his composure.
"I'm so sorry," he said. "I don't know what came over me. On my honor as a
doctor and a gentleman, I promise it won't happen again. Now what seems to
be the problem?"
"It's swollen." |
| 28th February 2007 03:25 PM |
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quote:
Some Guy wrote:
Bob went to the doctor and said, "Doctor, I've got a problem, but if you're
going to treat it, first you've got to promise not to laugh."
"Of course I won't laugh," the doctor said. "I'm a professional. In over 20
years, I've never laughed at a patient."
"Okay then," Bobby said, and proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the
tiniest penis the doctor has ever seen. Unable to control himself, the
doctor fell laughing to the floor. Ten minutes later, he was able to
struggle to his feet and regain his composure.
"I'm so sorry," he said. "I don't know what came over me. On my honor as a
doctor and a gentleman, I promise it won't happen again. Now what seems to
be the problem?"
"It's swollen."
Funny!!! |
| 28th February 2007 03:27 PM |
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| Joey |
Lil joeykins
gonna make ya feel good
on a Saturday night .
Lil joeykins, the king of love
He'll alwasy be there for you
Lil joey.....................
Oh, .... Oh .... Lil' joey
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| 28th February 2007 03:44 PM |
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In a trial, a Southern small town prosecuting attorney called his first
witness to the stand-a-grandmotherly, elderly woman. He approached her
and asked, "Mrs. Jones, do you know me?" She responded, "Why, yes I do know
you, Mr. Williams. I've known you since you were a young boy, and
frankly,
you've been a big disappointment to me. You lie, you cheat on your wife,
you manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think
you're a big shot when you haven't the brains to realize you never will
amount
to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you.
The Lawyer was stunned. Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across
the room and asked, "Mrs. Jones. do you know the defense attorney? "She
again replied, "Why yes, I do. I've known Mr. Bradley since he was a
youngster, too. He's lazy, bigotted, and he has a drinking problem. He
can't
build a normal relationship with anyone and his law practice is one of
the worst
in the entire state. Not to mention he cheated on his wife with three
different women, one of them was your wife. Yes, I know him."
The defense attorney almost died. The judge asked both counselors to
approach the bench, and in a very quiet voice, said, "If either of you
bastards asks her if she knows me, I'll throw your sorry asses in jail
for contempt."
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| 28th February 2007 03:46 PM |
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quote:
Joey wrote:
Lil joeykins
gonna make ya feel good
on a Saturday night .
Lil joeykins, the king of love
He'll alwasy be there for you
Lil joey.....................
Oh, .... Oh .... Lil' joey
Lil jackie
Lil jackie'
living in a world of make beleive
Lil jackie, Lil jackie
come to your kins!!! |
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Nanky ?!
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VELVET REVOLVER To Perform For And Induct VAN HALEN Into ROCK HALL
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Launch Radio Networks reports: VELVET REVOLVER has been tapped for VAN HALEN's induction into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. The band will perform in VAN HALEN's place, and singer Scott Weiland and guitarist Slash will speak on VAN HALEN's behalf. For now, it doesn't look like David Lee Roth and Sammy Hagar will join VELVET REVOLVER onstage, and Michael Anthony hasn't commented yet. It's still unknown whether Eddie and Alex Van Halen will attend the ceremony.
VELVET REVOLVER just finished recording their new album, titled "Libertad". It should be out this summer, and the band has South American dates with AEROSMITH in April and a possible U.S. tour in May.
Hagar had originally told Launch that he thought the job of inducting VAN HALEN into the Rock Hall would go to his friend and sometime drummer Chad Smith's group. "I was told that they were gonna get the CHILI PEPP — trying to get the (RED HOT) CHILI PEPPERS to induct us. And I shouldn't, maybe shouldn't be saying this (chuckles), but... letting the cat out of the bag... I said, 'Chad, I think they're gonna ask you guys to do it.'He's going, 'Great, man!'(laughs)"
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| glencar |
The R&R HOF ain't what it used to be. I don't think too many people really think VH belongs in there. Next they'll let those French disco groups in. Fuck it all. |
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Blue ?!
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quote:
glencar wrote:
The R&R HOF ain't what it used to be. I don't think too many people really think VH belongs in there. Next they'll let those French disco groups in. Fuck it all.
Blue ?!
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| glencar |
That flick was fun! |
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| Joey |
quote:
glencar wrote:
That flick was fun!
Blue ?!
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| glencar |
nigga please! |
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| Joey |
quote:
glencar wrote:
nigga please!
Blue ?!
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| glencar |
Zionist scum!
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Blue ?!
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Joey?
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quote:
glencar wrote:
Joey?
Yes Blue !!!! : Joey !
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Nanky ?!
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