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| Joey |
................. at the Brazen Head last evening !!!!!
That is right my Stonesilicious Brothers & Sisters .....................
A Mr. Keith " Dear Boy " Moon arrived promptly at 10:15 PM last evening at The Brazen Head after having just witnessed the ' Rolling Stone Magazine Photo Shoot ' with Mick , Keith & Jack White in NYC . Keith says there were ' smiles all around ' at the photo session and that ' Shine A Light ' is a brilliant and " ambient " movie that showcases our beloved and resplendent Stones like no other previous concert film about the band . I became giddy for the April Premiere and Keith bellowed , " Let's celebrate RIGHT NOW !!! " and ordered up a couple of rounds of ' Baby Guinnesses ' for everyone ............. Mmmmmmmmmmm !!!!! Lip Smackin' !!!!!!
I asked Keith about the current wave of Obamania sweeping the country and Keith brayed , " Dear Boy , you have observed what Obama has done to the Clinton ' Political Machine ' --- this November , he will beat McCain like the House Slave !!! "
{ Chuckles , smiles and nervous laughter all around the bar area }
..... with that , our beloved hero spotted this comely , dark - haired ' Cajun lookin' ' beauty dancing surreptitiously by herself off to the side of the stage ( ' Wild Clover ' was in town and the establishment , surprisingly , was packed -- as was the dance floor ) and Keith was ' off to the races ' ...as they say !!! Man that guy gets the chicks and he certainly can DRINK !!!!! ... Damn !!!!!
So my Lil' Stonescicles ( Brrr ..... ) .. .stay warm , stay high , stay kinkily , and most of all ........ I beg of thee ..... stay Stonesy .
I Thank You All for your time today and I remain ....... forever ...... your Joeykins
www.BrazenHeadPub.com
Snuggles ! ™ |
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| The jinn, my friend. |
Uhhhhhhhhhh.....
Jay Jay......
I finally wikipedia'd Keith Moon.
He is dead......
and dead under questionable circumstances
Is that why you so delight?
It is rather morose of you not to acknowledge that it is the ghost of Keith Moon you are jovially speaking of frequently.... |
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| Starbuck |
jinn....my friend....please keep in mind that joey is not necessarily playing with a full deck.
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| mojoman |
did keith drive his car in the establishment or leave it outside? |
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| The jinn, my friend. |
lol
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| Sister Morphine |
quote:
Starbuck wrote:
jinn....my friend....please keep in mind that joey is not necessarily playing with a full deck.
Ouaaah....this is just disgusting......  *lol* |
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| Joey |
quote:
mojoman wrote:
did keith drive his car in the establishment or leave it outside?
mojo .................
Keith can not drive .
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| Joey |
Actually jinny .................... Keith Moon is EVER present .
" There is a Lil' ' Keith ' in ALL of us Ronnie ! "
J. Fly ! ™
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| Bloozehound |
Sup with the chicks with the Titantic Ta Ta's, like how do they go to sleep at night, can they roll over like a normal person ?
This is profound, mysteries of the universe, keeps me awake at night. I need to know the truth !
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| Joey |
quote:
Bloozehound wrote:
Sup with the chicks with the Titantic Ta Ta's, like how do they go to sleep at night, can they roll over like a normal person ?
This is profound, mysteries of the universe, keeps me awake at night. I need to know the truth !
I feel ya bloozey ...............
I too used to stay awake at night wondering how Keith Richards could possibly shave his face in the morning with all of those wrinkles .
Then somebody informed me that he probably just pulls down the skin and shaves his face THAT way .
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| Bloozehound |
quote:
Joey wrote:
I too used to stay awake at night wondering how Keith Richards could possibly shave his face in the morning with all of those wrinkles .
Then somebody informed me that he probably just pulls down the skin and shaves his face THAT way .
*** END TRANSMISSION ***
Hmmm, an interesting assessment of Mr Richard's condition indeed, but I mean, she could steer a frickin' car with those things, what the hell is going man
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| somebody |
Nasteee.....yack. those are hideous, do you think she paid money for that???
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| fireontheplatter |
quote:
somebody wrote:
Nasteee.....yack. those are hideous, do you think she paid money for that???
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most likely.
for that size....i would think a cool 10 g's. she probably made it back in a week tho....if you know what i mean. |
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| Highwire Rob |
Hey Joey,
I just saw U2 3D and had a blast! Isn't it a shame that Moon with The Who was not around long enough to do a 3-D concert film for us all to enjoy. Can you imagine Keith coming at us full in the face with the drumsticks or Pete windmilling out over the theater seats!  Next best thing to live - right?
O.K. - It is now time to put on your 3-D Glasses...
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| Joey |
quote:
fireontheplatter wrote:
she probably made it back in a week tho....if you know what i mean.
Funny !!!!!!!
" Hit Me Ronnie ! "
J'Lo'Kins ! ™ |
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| Joey |
quote:
Highwire Rob wrote:
Isn't it a shame that Moon with The Who was not around long enough to do a 3-D concert film for us all to enjoy. Can you imagine Keith coming at us full in the face with the drumsticks or Pete windmilling out over the theater seats! Next best thing to live - right?
I feel ya Highwire Rob --- He left us much too soon ( .... I guess they ALL do , Huh ?! )
" Hit Me Ronnie ! "
J' " Snuggles " FLY ! |
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| TomL |
No Asian has tits that big. Thanks Kins. |
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| Joey |
quote:
TomL wrote:
No Asian has tits that big. Thanks Kins.
Nips Akimbo TomL .........................
Nips Akimbo ....
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| EELPIE |
quote:
Joey wrote:
Nips Akimbo TomL .........................
Nips Akimbo ....
'kins
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| Joey |
< ----- Bump for the pee pee . |
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| glencar |
Bump for the sheer idiocy... |
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| Joey |
" Bump for the sheer idiocy... "
J to the O to the E to the Y !!!!!!
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| Starbuck |
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| glencar |
It's the same one every week. Like Joey, it blows weekly. |
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| Joey |
" It's the same one every week. Like Joey, it blows weekly. "
I would like to baste you in milk for 48 hours, hog-tie you and let hungry baby lambs skeletonize your quivering, quaking carcass.
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| glencar |
Not now. I gotta get lunch & a car inspection. Later, tater! |
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| Joey |
" Not now. I gotta get lunch & an inspection... "
Christ, that's posting on loan from God right there.
That's miracle on ice postin'!
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| Highwire Rob |
Did The Sparky Chronicles fall victim to the Writers' Strike? |
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| Joey |
quote:
Highwire Rob wrote:
Did The Sparky Chronicles fall victim to the Writers' Strike?
Hello Highwire Rob .....................
My staff and myself continue to put the ' finishing touches ' on the Final Episode of The Sparky Chronicles . However , I am still having great difficulty finding / locating the right pictures depicting the significant events that take place during this momentous period in World Stones' History .
In the final episode , our brave , beloved and fearless hero Sparky sits upright in his favorite chair at the Lugar's vast , Mahogany Oval Office Conference Table alongside the members of the C10 [ ... otherwise known as ' The Wise Men ' ( " Harvards " as Maxy calls all of them ... HE [ Lugar ] is the graduate of SouthWest Texas State Teacher's College ) ] . Highwire Rob , these are the architects of American Stonesian Policy -- Hell , there must be over three hundred years of collective Stonesian Experience amongst all of these individuals . If these ' pillars ' of American Stonesian Society can not persuade The MaxLugar to see ' The end of the tunnel ' then all is TRULY lost .
Developing ..............................
Shiver .............................
I remain ...... forever ...... your Joey
" Hit Me Ronnie ! "
'kins
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| Highwire Rob |
Thanks Joey! Until the Chronicle is complete I shall try to avoid Internet leaks and plot spoilers. I'm sure Howe Academy will figure somewhere in the denouement. (I've been waiting to use that fancy word since Freedom fries were out and French fries back in fashion.)  |
