| January 1st, 2005 10:41 AM |
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| VoodooChileInWOnderl |
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jb wrote:
Thanks Vodoo...but I think Joey has a slight edge(?).
LOL Josh you didn't get my point, so let me explain again: If you divide something by zero, the next number that comes up is actually the infinity sign.
Get the picture?
Waiting for the penny to drop my dear friend? |
| January 2nd, 2005 12:38 AM |
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| parmeda |
Congrats on the milestone, jb.
You can now get your ass up to Chicago. |
| January 2nd, 2005 07:13 AM |
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| corgi37 |
An amazing achievement. No doubt the Sir Edmund Hilary of posting achievements.
I salute you, Sir. |
| January 4th, 2005 12:14 PM |
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| Joey |
Congratulations Josh ...........................
Well Done !!!
Top Notch .......................
W- W- W- W- What ?!?! ...........Oh , SURE ! :
www.MaxLugar.com
www.TonySantos.com
Spazzy ! |
| January 4th, 2005 12:25 PM |
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| jb |
quote:
Joey wrote:
Congratulations Josh ...........................
Well Done !!!
Top Notch .......................
W- W- W- W- What ?!?! ...........Oh , SURE ! :
www.MaxLugar.com
www.TonySantos.com
Spazzy !
Antonio has a beautiful site! |
| January 4th, 2005 01:02 PM |
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| LadyJane |
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jb wrote:
Antonio has a beautiful site!
You guys are gonna get me FIRED!!! I clicked on that damn link and just started cracking up!!!!!!
Great Howard Carter-like find, Joey!!!
LJ. |
| January 4th, 2005 01:09 PM |
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| jb |
quote:
LadyJane wrote:
You guys are gonna get me FIRED!!! I clicked on that damn link and just started cracking up!!!!!!
Great Howard Carter-like find, Joey!!!
LJ.
Bob McAdoo, former Buffalo Brave and 1975 MVP, is an assistant head coash with the Miami Heat. |
| January 4th, 2005 01:27 PM |
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| glencar |
Who's Joey Santos & why is his site so damn noisy with rain? |
| January 4th, 2005 02:46 PM |
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| Joey |
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jb wrote:
Bob McAdoo, former Buffalo Brave and 1975 MVP, is an assistant head coash with the Miami Heat.
I attended many a " Bob McAdoo Dance Parties " during the late 1970's whilst visiting friends in L.A.
Jacky ! |
| January 4th, 2005 02:47 PM |
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| glencar |
We need more than that one-off sentence. You had friends in LA & went to Bobby McAdoo parties? Tell the whole story. |
| January 4th, 2005 03:00 PM |
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| Joey |
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glencar wrote:
We need more than that one-off sentence. You had friends in LA & went to Bobby McAdoo parties? Tell the whole story.
Blue ....................................
We ALL have needs . Personally , I DESPERATELY need to :
********** END TRANSMISSION *************** |
| January 4th, 2005 04:50 PM |
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| glencar |
You back yet? |
| January 4th, 2005 04:54 PM |
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| gypsy |
The Tony Santos site rocks! Lugar's "site" ain't shit. |
| January 4th, 2005 04:58 PM |
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| Nellcote |
I've got to !Take Cover! Tony Santos is in my area code!
I'm going thru the gas mask drills as I type this...
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| January 4th, 2005 05:01 PM |
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| glencar |
Nellcote, this one's for you: http://www.m90.org/view_image.php?image_id=1437 |
| January 4th, 2005 05:05 PM |
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| Joey |
quote:
gypsy wrote:
The Tony Santos site rocks! Lugar's "site" ain't shit.
Gypsy, all I ever want to do is please her
My life has been so settled and she's the reason
Just one word from her and my troubles are long gone
But I think I'll get along
She's just a girl - she's a bomb ....
Just a girl just a girl
Just a girl just a girl
Just a girl just a girl
She's just a girl.............
Gypsy , my heart felt like a shattered glass in an acid bath
I felt like one of those flattened ants you find on a crazy path
I'd of topped myself to give her time she didn't need to ask
Was I a suicidal psychopath?
She's just a girl - she's a bomb ....... ( fade to Baby Steelie ) !
Sassy ! ™
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| January 4th, 2005 05:07 PM |
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| Nellcote |
yes Sir! If only they took all of Leary's package.
Great how the husband says to his wife as the baby is being packed away in the truck "Honey, it's only fair, the Sox won"..Thanks! |
| January 4th, 2005 05:08 PM |
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quote:
Joey wrote:
Gypsy, all I ever want to do is please her
My life has been so settled and she's the reason
Just one word from her and my troubles are long gone
But I think I'll get along
She's just a girl - she's a bomb ....
Just a girl just a girl
Just a girl just a girl
Just a girl just a girl
She's just a girl.............
Gypsy , my heart felt like a shattered glass in an acid bath
I felt like one of those flattened ants you find on a crazy path
I'd of topped myself to give her time she didn't need to ask
Was I a suicidal psychopath?
She's just a girl - she's a bomb ....... ( fade to Baby Steelie ) !
Sassy ! ™
Come to gypsy...
...after the Orange Bowl tonight. |
| January 4th, 2005 05:08 PM |
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MRD8 wrote :
" For those of you WHO missed it I'll offer up the B&P again for The Who's 7-24-04 Yokohama proshot...the sound/picture quality are superb, and the musicianship is beyond description! For those of you who regularly take advantage of my B&P offers send three blank DVD+R's and a postage paid return mailer...all others send an email to [email protected] for details. Here's the setlist:
I Can't Explain, Substitute, Anyway Anyhow Anywhere, Baba O'Riley, Behind Blue Eyes, Real Good Looking Boy, Who Are You, 5.15, Love Reign O'er Me, My Generation, Old Red Wine, Won't Get Fooled Again, Pinball Wizard, Amazing Journey, Sparks, See Me Feel Me/Listening To You."
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***** Yeeeeeaaaaah Bob ! *********
[ Edited by Happy Jo Jo ]
[Edited by Joey] |
| January 4th, 2005 05:16 PM |
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| not bound to please |
quote:
Joey wrote:
Congratulations Josh ...........................
Well Done !!!
Top Notch .......................
W- W- W- W- What ?!?! ...........Oh , SURE ! :
www.MaxLugar.com
www.TonySantos.com
Spazzy !
Where the hell were you?
I thought my colonic absence caused an implosion, and you were lingering on life support in some ICU in midwest bumfuck.
Are there nude pics of Marko on www.tonysantos.com? |
| January 4th, 2005 05:18 PM |
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| glencar |
"Are there nude pics of Marko on www.tonysantos.com?"
No but check out www.themindoftonysantos.com & you should find many...
[Edited by glencar] |
| January 4th, 2005 05:20 PM |
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| not bound to please |
quote:
glencar wrote:
"Are there nude pics of Marko on www.tonysantos.com?"
No but check out www.themindoftonysantos.com & you should find many...
[Edited by glencar]
corn dog phallus, red red wine...
has baby steelie been around? |
| January 4th, 2005 05:20 PM |
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not bound to please wrote:
Where the hell were you?
I thought my colonic absence caused an implosion, and you were lingering on life support in some ICU in midwest bumfuck.
Lambchop ....................................
" The first time we get to see a Ewing Barbecue is in 1978 and in typical Ewing style this one is action packed full of family drama.
The Barbecue is in full swing with the traditional Square Dance, Sue Ellen plays hostess introducing a Senator to Ray Krebbs and his lady friend Maureen. Miss Ellie shows Digger Barnes around the Ranch as they discuss times gone by.
Sue Ellen congratulates Pamela on being pregnant, but it isn`t long before she's downed several red wines and pouring her heart to the Texan Women folk about her problems and how Pamela is going to be the first to produce a Ewing heir. Meanwhile naughty Lucy is playing her flirtatious game with Pam's cousin Jimmy.
Pam and Bobby announce officially that Pam is expecting a child, Jock and Digger reluctantly shake hands, but its not long before the truce is over and after an argument with Jock , Digger gets drunk and sings the Yellow Rose of Texas to an applauding crowd.
Digger isn't the only one who's been downing too many Barbeque beverages, a drunk Sue Ellen and JR discuss the fact that Pamela is going to have a baby. JR in true style declares that Pamela has had many men causing Bobby to give him a power right hook sending JR to the floor.
JR finds Pamela in the barn and climbs up to her, he tries to apologize for his behavior towards her, Pam declares her a Bobby will be leaving Southfork for good and JR begs her to change her mind, he tries to pull her back but she tries to get away from him and as she does she slips over the edge of the barn.
Pam lays unconscious at the bottom of the Barn, JR looks on in shock.
Yep the 1978 Ewing Barbecue is one which will go down in Texas history, an event not to be missed."
http://www.ultimatedallas.com/episodeguide/bbq1978.htm
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| January 4th, 2005 05:29 PM |
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As Lexie, Abe, Celeste, Doug, Julie, Hope, Jennifer, Kate, Sami, Lucas and Patrick look on as Belle hesitates at the top of the aisle... John asks if she's sure she wants to do this and Belle nods... they head down the aisle. John, unsteady on his feet, falls. Everyone is very worried about him but John swears he's fine. Lexie checks him out, reminding John that he can't take any painkillers. As Sami watches, unnoticed, John gets a private moment and injects himself. Sami sees that John Black is a junkie! Meanwhile, Kate is aware that Shawn may try to stop the wedding. Kate closes all the doors and tells the security guard not to let anyone in. Belle and Philip begin a romantic wedding service.
Tony lets Marlena and Roman watch the wedding from their castle prison cell. Marlena is emotional, seeing her beautiful daughter marrying Philip. Marlena knows this is terribly wrong and that Belle belongs with Shawn. Tony tortures Roman and Marlena and shows them how close Kate and John are getting.
Shawn races to the church on his motorcycle, determined to stop Belle from marrying Philip. Shawn shows up just as the wedding starts but the guard blocks his way.
Celeste is getting horrible vibes... As Belle and Philip are about to say their I do's, the deafening roar of a motorcycle is heard.
Bo gets to the plane in time and tries to stop Billie from going off on her own. When Billie goes to speak with the pilot Bo finds a tape Billie had been making for Georgia... in case she (Billie) is killed. Moved by the emotional content of the tape Bo changes his mind about Billie's leaving.
Brady almost shows the doctor (Chloe's plastic surgeon) a photo of Chloe but Nicole comes back and interrupts. Brady wants to go to his sister's wedding but Nicole says he's not well enough after his accident. The doctor gives Brady medicine that makes him sleepy. He dreams about marrying Chloe.
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| January 4th, 2005 05:31 PM |
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" Diggers Daughter "
" The first episode of Dallas begins on a cold, winter day, as Bobby Ewing and the new Pamela Barnes Ewing, married for less than 24 hours, drive north in his red Mercedes. When Pammi says the now famous line, "Your folks are gonna throw me off the ranch," Bobby reassures her.
Meanwhile, John Ross Ewing Jr., or J.R., is at the Ewing Oil building in Dallas, watching Cliff Barnes on TV try to hurt the Ewings as legal counsel to a government investigation. His father John Ross Ewing Sr., or Jock, calls and and demands what is going on, and orders him to get Bob back so he can continue his job as Ewing Oil's public relations man. Bobby seals deals for Ewing Oil using the three B's: booze, broads, and booty.
Coincidentally, Pam is telling Bob how he can do much better for himself. She suggests he become an executive.
Jock drives to a barn somewhere on Southfork Ranch. He asks Ray Krebbs, the ranch foreman, if Lucy was taken to school. Ray acts innocent, saying he has not seen her. He orders Ray to make sure she goes to school. In addition, he asks him to tell Pamela Barnes, Cliff's brother, and unbeknownst to them, Bobby's new wife, also Ray's ex-girlfriend, to tell her brother to lay off the Ewings. Ray says he will try on both accounts, and Jock leaves satisfied. A laugh is heard, and Lucy Ewing appears. Ray yells at her for almost getting him in trouble, but she wins. She seduces Ray to call her Pam, and Ray, who is weak at heart, does so, and they make out.
Pam continues to encourage Bobby to become an executive at Ewing Oil. Bobby agrees that he will do so, and he will tell the family tonight when they arrive home.
Ray gets dressed from another one of his and Lucy's rolls in the hay while Lucy looks around with binoculars. She sees Bobby driving up to Southfork, and Pam is with him! She tells Ray, who asks why. Lucy tells him that they are married when she catches a glint of light on Pam's finger. Ray is not happy. Bobby and Pam walk to the door. Eleanor Southworth Ewing, Bobby's mother, answers the door and is dumbfounded. Bobby proudly says that she is his new wife. When she finds words, Miss Ellie scolds her son for marrying a Barnes.
Jock and J.R., watching Cliff on TV anxiously at Ewing Oil, get a call from Ellie, telling them to come home. Bobby is home with a wife, and it is not just anyone.
During the period of the day known as Cocktails, where the extended family sits in the living room, drinking and talking about their days, Bobby tells them how he got married.
"I said 'I love you,' and she said 'I love you,' I said 'then why don't we get married in this charming city of New Orleans.' Pam said 'why Bobby James Ewing, that is the craziest idea I ever heard!' Twenty minutes later, in the Orleans Parish courthouse, we said 'I will' and 'I will,' and that was that."
Sue Ellen, J.R.'s wife, says that she did not think Bobby was so impulsive. Jock rudely asks Pam when Cliff will get off their backs. Ellie scolds him, saying that no business is mentioned at that time of the day, and Bob agrees. Ray comes in. He gives something to Jock, then at Lucy's insistance, he congratulates them and kisses the bride on the cheek. He then leaves.
J.R. offers to show Pam around. Pam, not knowing yet that J.R. is venomous, accepts. J.R. apologizes for his father's behavior. He then tells her about the living arrangements and about how he wants a baby. Pam acknowledges that by saying that she and Bobby also want children. J.R. goes on to tell her about his brother Gary. After softening her up, he purposely calls her Ms. Barnes. Pam tries to leave, but J.R. grabs her and asks if her brother asked her to be a spy, and he bribes her to leave. Pam gets angry and marches off. Bob comes out and reminds J.R. of the no-business rule.
Later that evening, J.R. finds Jock smoking on the porch. J.R. asks him why he does not quit, then tells daddy that he bribed Pam. Jock scolds him, and tells him that he just be more subtle. When J.R. brings up the subject, Jock says he has nothing against Bobby being an executive. J.R. does not have to run things alone. They hear Bobby and Pam playing upstairs, and Jock tells J.R. that he better get busy or they will present him a grandson first. J.R. walks away and meets Ray in the shadows. He tells him that they are a good team, as judged from a weekend in Waco, and they are going to work together to unseat the new couple. Ray agrees to work with him.
Pam goes to her apartment to pack her bags and send them to Southfork. Cliff is with her and questions her motives. He tells her that she was vengeful once. Pam says that she is a Ewing now, and there is nothing he can do about it. Cliff asks when she will tell their father, Willard "Digger" Barnes. She says not now. She appears to change her mind when she offers Cliff a ride in Bobby's car to look for Digger. Cliff refuses on grounds of touching something owned by the Ewings.
Bobby moves into his office at Ewing Oil. Julie Grey, J.R.'s secretary, tells him that he has a secretary also. He tells her that she wants the safe combination. She talks to J.R. about it. J.R. meets Bobby with a smile. J.R. says that the stuff in the safe is more boring than the background stuff Bobby has been reading. Bobby persists, and J.R. opens the safe with a smile. He hands Bobby the case. Bob tells the secretary that he will be a minute, then disappears into his office. J.R. takes a particular red file, in a red folder, and tells Julie to put it in his safe deposit box.
Cliff and Pam go to a bar. Digger is there, telling some other geezers about how Jock Ewing screwed him. Cliff tells her that Digger is a product of Jock's betrayal. Cliff drags him from the old men and they sit in a booth. Pam tells him that she is married...to Bobby Ewing. Digger is happy until Cliff tells him that she married Jock's son Bobby Ewing. Digger's smile immediately turns to a grimace. Pam rushes out in embarrassment.
Ellie and Sue Ellen are setting the table when Pam gets home. She asks if she can help, but they refuse. Sue Ellen adds that there are certain customs in this house. Pam walks upstairs and runs into Lucy. Lucy tells her that Ray can how her how to ride, then tells her about her life, including Gary's weakness, Valene's futility, and J.R.'s malice.
Pam tells Bob that it only gets worse. Bobby reassures her. J.R. comes in and asks Bobby to go to Austin and dish out the three B's. Bobby says he is through with that behavior. J.R. says to go anyway; he will be done forever after the hearings are over. Pam listens, disappointed. Bob says that it is his family, and he has an obligation to them.
Ray and J.R. wait for Pam. J.R. offers for Ray to take her on a helicopter ride. She refuses, but then changes her mind. J.R. gives Ray quick instructions, then he and Pam leave. Bob comes out and asks for Pammi. He feels bad not saying goodbye to her. J.R. says that it is all right, and they leave, supposedly for the airport.
Ray and Pam stop by a lake. Ray asks Pam what she will do. Pam is undecided. Ray says that he should have asked her to marry him a long time ago. It is not too late. He suggests she swim. She refuses. He manuvers her to where she cannot escape, then he picks her up and they jump in the icy water. She is surprisingly jolly. He suggests they leave and get cozy by the fire.
They strip. Ray's shirt is off, and Pam is naked under a blanket. She admits that she had a good time. She hears a car approach, and she suspects a set up. Ray denies it. Pam orders him to back her up, or she will tell J.R. about Ray and Lucy's affair. Ray agrees. J.R. and Bobby enter the cabin. Pam tells Bob that it was J.R.'s idea. Bob grabs J.R. by the throat as he is trying to explain himself. Bobby says to stop the "little brother" thing, and respect his wife. Past is past, and Pam is here to stay. Pam and Bobby leave. Ray apologizes to J.R. for messing up. J.R. says that it is all right.
"I greatly underestimated Pamela. I will not make that mistake again."
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| January 4th, 2005 05:35 PM |
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| Some Guy |
jb- Joey is just too far ahead, my friend. |
| January 4th, 2005 05:37 PM |
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Peter Rabbit gets hieroglyph tale
Once upon a time, there were four little rabbits and their names were Flopsy, Mopsy, Cotton-tail and Peter...
First page of The Tale of Peter Rabbit
Beatrix Potter's classic children's book The Tale of Peter Rabbit has been translated into ancient Egyptian hieroglyphs by the British Museum.
The translation turns the story of a mischievous rabbit into symbols of the Egyptian world, shapes and squiggles.
Peter Rabbit becomes a square, a semi-circle, an ellipse and a rabbit image.
The "time seemed appropriate" for the hieroglyph version, due in April, translators said, as the story had already been published in 35 languages.
The British Museum holds early drawings of Peter's sister Flopsy as well as having leading experts in hieroglyphics - so decided to put the two together, a spokesperson said.
The task was carried out by Richard Parkinson, a museum expert, and John Nunn, a medical researcher with an interest in Egypt.
Beatrix Potter's words sometimes do not readily fall into ancient Egyptian
Richard Parkinson and John Nunn
Translators
They had to overcome limited modern knowledge of the language and different literary traditions between ancient Egypt and England a century ago.
Potter's landscape and wildlife would also have been unfamiliar to ancient Egyptians - who had no words for things like blackberry, gooseberry, blackcurrant and potato.
"Beatrix Potter's words sometimes do not readily fall into ancient Egyptian," they wrote in the foreword.
"The surviving texts provide no easy model for such colloquial phrases as 'Now run along, and don't get into mischief.'"
The hieroglyphics were based on those of the Middle Kingdom, from the 21st to 18th Centuries BC.
The Tale of Peter Rabbit, meanwhile, was first published in 1902 and has sold more than 40 million copies worldwide.
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| January 5th, 2005 09:32 AM |
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| Joey |
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gypsy wrote:
Lugar's "site" ain't shit.
The Maxlugar creates Websites like he posts ( see : " It's Hard " album )!
{ CA - RACK }
Triple Ronnie !
Sassy ! ™
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| January 5th, 2005 03:24 PM |
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| gypsy |
quote:
Joey wrote:
The Maxlugar creates Websites like he posts ( see : " It's Hard " album )!
{ CA - RACK }
Triple Ronnie !
Sassy ! ™
THE Joey, once again, out-sasses Lugar.
" Lugar is sooo Joey's bitch, Ronnie! " |
| January 5th, 2005 04:45 PM |
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not bound to please wrote:
As Lexie, Abe, Celeste, Doug, Julie, Hope, Jennifer, Kate, Sami, Lucas and Patrick look on as Belle hesitates at the top of the aisle... John asks if she's sure she wants to do this and Belle nods... they head down the aisle. John, unsteady on his feet, falls. Everyone is very worried about him but John swears he's fine. Lexie checks him out, reminding John that he can't take any painkillers. As Sami watches, unnoticed, John gets a private moment and injects himself. Sami sees that John Black is a junkie! Meanwhile, Kate is aware that Shawn may try to stop the wedding. Kate closes all the doors and tells the security guard not to let anyone in. Belle and Philip begin a romantic wedding service.
Tony lets Marlena and Roman watch the wedding from their castle prison cell. Marlena is emotional, seeing her beautiful daughter marrying Philip. Marlena knows this is terribly wrong and that Belle belongs with Shawn. Tony tortures Roman and Marlena and shows them how close Kate and John are getting.
Shawn races to the church on his motorcycle, determined to stop Belle from marrying Philip. Shawn shows up just as the wedding starts but the guard blocks his way.
Celeste is getting horrible vibes... As Belle and Philip are about to say their I do's, the deafening roar of a motorcycle is heard.
Bo gets to the plane in time and tries to stop Billie from going off on her own. When Billie goes to speak with the pilot Bo finds a tape Billie had been making for Georgia... in case she (Billie) is killed. Moved by the emotional content of the tape Bo changes his mind about Billie's leaving.
Brady almost shows the doctor (Chloe's plastic surgeon) a photo of Chloe but Nicole comes back and interrupts. Brady wants to go to his sister's wedding but Nicole says he's not well enough after his accident. The doctor gives Brady medicine that makes him sleepy. He dreams about marrying Chloe.
I don't like Tony, he's no where near as cool as Stefano. I hope Bo dumps his wife and takes to shacking up with Billie. |
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