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| J.J.Flash |
Sunday evening...... nobody's home bothering you.....you are absolutely crazy.......Exile on Main St cranked up in your stereo......and you realize that there's only one beer in the refrigerator....10 down, 1 to go......but it's Sunday, and not to mention it's a complete mess outside because it's raining.
The question is:
WHAT WOULD YOU DO? Let's make a big thread....I need ideas...... |
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| J.J.Flash |
Come on guys and gals.....time is running with no mercy.....my last tin is upside down connected with my glass, I am praying that like a miracle and then a continuous flow of this magical golden liquid starts to fill my glass...... |
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| Ten Thousand Motels |
One beer is NEVER enough. Go get some more beer, then think about it. |
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| gypsy |
Get off the computer and go get some damn beer! |
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| shakedhandswithkeith |
Taxi and gas station - like every sunday (if rain or not) |
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| J.J.Flash |
TTM, Gypsy lady, I think you both are not seeing that point. As I told, it's Sunday evening, a complete mess outside.....it's raining... but you are absolutely crazy and nobody's home bothering you......
What would I do? Oh my God......
It's seems to be a blind alley.....
After uncountable tins of beer.... would be a sin get another drink? A Scotch?  |
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| J.J.Flash |
Mathias, I like your idea.... come on people, I need more.... |
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| LadyJane |
JJF...the question REALLY is do you have any other alcohol in the House? If you do, then by God, start drinking it. If not, then you will have to get your umbrella and go out to a store OR put on a pot of coffee and start to sober up!!
Are you feeling better now? I was worried about you earlier!!
LJ |
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| J.J.Flash |
As you are seeing my sweet Jane... I am...bbbb...damn.....Better! Thanks lady! You are very kind! |
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| Ten Thousand Motels |
Well I don't know then. Myself I've walked 3 or 4 miles in sub zero weather with snow flying to get more beer, on more than one occasion. However a change of drink is okay. Or maybe even a cheap "medicine cabinet" high. |
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| sirmoonie |
Try sterno-gonzing some low grade acid. If you're a rookie, you'll probably get it all over the bathtub, but it will still get you high as all hell, and you can always clean it up later.
Cheers. |
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| J.J.Flash |
Mmmm... clean up you said Moonie.....
I am really thankful!
Cheers! |
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| sirmoonie |
No prob JJie.
Oh yeah, I forgot - when you're rounding up the dimethyl, don't say "5-0" because nobody says that anymore, and they'll peg you as an uptown pigeon right away. You gotta say "Nah bleed, I ain't no LE."
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| SHINE A LIGHT |
i say the MUSIC is enough....it's sunday night...you're all alone,THAT IN ITSELF IS A BLESSING!!.....it's pouring rain....does the music make you happy????YES!! there is NO ONE there to tell you what you should be doing/playing...so just enjoy your wonderful music, be warm and happy INSIDE and ALONE.
or, you could go to church, it's still sunday |
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| sirmoonie |
quote:
SHINE A LIGHT wrote:
or, you could go to church, it's still sunday
Jesus fucking Christ, haven't you been reading what the man has been saying? He's depressed and bored enough.
Hey JJie, if they ask to see your "diaper," its not some Howe-ish sitch, so don't go all half-cocked. They just want to see how much money you have and whether you have any burn marks in your nostrils. Its SOP, so they know you are for real. |
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| SHINE A LIGHT |
or jjf could just pm me....i ain't goin' to church, music is my only thing...faithwise. |
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| Monkey Woman |
Hmmm... Difficult question, JJF. But beer is probably worth getting out in the rain. If you don't have any other hooch in the house, of course! |
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| J.J.Flash |
quote:
sirmoonie wrote:
Jesus fucking Christ, haven't you been reading what the man has been saying? He's depressed and bored enough.
Hey JJie, if they ask to see your "diaper," its not some Howe-ish sitch, so don't go all half-cocked. They just want to see how much money you have and whether you have any burn marks in your nostrils. Its SOP, so they know you are for real.
Livin' and learnin'....
Moonie, you are becoming one of my favourite things here.... |
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| J.J.Flash |
Shine a light, check your PM honey....
Monkey Woman, you and the guys are right.....it's worth! |
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| SHINE A LIGHT |
i did....now go on , check yours..... |
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| riffhard64 |
forget the beer and roll a fatty!!! |
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| Joey |
Take a pee ........................... |
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| corgi37 |
No problem. I still have one bottle of birthday vodka left. I still think there's some wine too. I could always raid wifeys old grog bottles. I think there's some 1/2 opened, 6 year old (and i cant recall how to spell this!) Advocart left. Apricot flavour i think. Oh, and drink beer through a straw, you get pissed quicker. All else fails, i just go to the shop, about 1 km away. It never snows in sunny Melbourne. |
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| J.J.Flash |
Riff, please would you translate for me WTF does "roll a fatty" mean?
Thanks!
Corgi, how about a scotch? DIVINE! |
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| glencar |
Roll a fatty = form a marijuana cigarette. |
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| J.J.Flash |
Thanks for clearing up Glencar. I have never listened this expression before. Really!
Cheers!
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| scratched |
Knock on a neighbour's door and politely enquire as to whether or not they are in possession of alcoholic beverages. If the answer is in the affermative, offer said neighbours a small amount of money to take said beverages off their hands.
Then drink it! |
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