| 4th October 2006 10:34 AM |
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| TampabayStone |
I was forwarded this in a mass e-mail. I was not sure if everyone has seen it or not but thought I would pass it on anyway. Never been a Robin Williams fan myself.
The Plan by
Robin Williams
Robin Williams, wearing a shirt that says "I love New York " in Arabic.
The Plan!
You gotta love Robin Williams......
Even if he's nuts! Leave it to Robin
Williams to come up with the perfect
plan. What we need now is for our
UN Ambassador to stand up and
repeat this message.
Robin Williams' plan...(Hard to
argue with this logic!)
"I see a lot of people yelling for peace
but I have not heard of a plan for
peace. So, here's one plan."
1) "The US will apologize to the world for our "interference" in their affairs, past & present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Stalin, Tojo, Noriega, Milosevic, Hussein, and the rest of those "good ole boys", we will never "interfere" again.
2) We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with Germany , South Korea , the Middle East, and the Philippines . They don't want us there. We would station troops at our borders. No one allowed sneaking through holes in the fence.
3) All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and leave.We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days the remainder will be gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of whom or where they are. They're illegal!!! France will welcome them.
4) All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90 days unless given a special permit!!!! No one from a terrorist nation will be allowed in. If you don't like it there, change it yourself and don't hide here. Asylum would never be available to anyone. We don't need any more cab drivers
or 7-11 cashiers.
5) No foreign "students" over age 21. The older ones are the bombers. If they don't attend classes, they get a "D" and it's < U>back home baby.
6) The US will make a strong effort
to become self-sufficient energy wise. This will include developing nonpolluting sources of energy but will require a temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness. The caribou will have to cope for a while.
7) Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a barrel for their oil. If they don't like it, we go someplace else(like Canada ! or Oklahoma !). They can go somewhere else to sell their production. (About a week of the wells filling up the storage sites would be enough.)
8) If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, we will not "interfere." They can pray to Allah or wh omever, for seeds, rain, cement or whatever they need. Besides most of what we give them is stolen or given
to the army. The people who need it most get very little, if anything.
9) Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island someplace. We don't need the spies and fair weather friends here. Besides, the building would make a good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens.
10) All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way , no one can call us "Ugly Americans" any longer. The Language we speak is ENGLISH...learn it...or LEAVE...Now, isn't that a winner of a plan?
"The Statue of Liberty is no longer
saying "Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses." She's got a baseball bat and she's yelling, 'you want a piece of me?' "
If you agree with the above forward it to friends..
.If not, and I would be amazed, DELETE it!!
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| 4th October 2006 10:35 AM |
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| glencar |
I think taht's been shown to have not been written by Robin Williams. See snopes.com. |
| 4th October 2006 10:36 AM |
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| TampabayStone |
quote:
glencar wrote:
I think taht's been shown to have not been written by Robin Williams. See snopes.com.
I thought it was probably bogus. Thanks for the link. |
| 4th October 2006 11:14 AM |
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| F505 |
Robin Williams = very boring |
| 4th October 2006 11:14 AM |
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| glencar |
Robin Williams = EXTREMELY BORING!!!!! |
| 4th October 2006 11:18 AM |
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| jb |
quote:
glencar wrote:
Robin Williams = EXTREMELY BORING!!!!!
He married his nanny, no? He is washed up.. a real relic from the 80's. |
| 4th October 2006 11:19 AM |
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| F505 |
Robin Williams is the worst comic the States ever produced. |
| 4th October 2006 11:20 AM |
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| Some Guy |
quote:
jb wrote:
washed up.. a real relic from the 80's.
Stones? |
| 4th October 2006 11:21 AM |
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| jb |
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Some Guy wrote:
Stones?
Funny post...you are on a roll. |
| 4th October 2006 11:22 AM |
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| glencar |
A stale roll, maybe! |
| 4th October 2006 11:23 AM |
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| jb |
quote:
glencar wrote:
A stale roll, maybe!
dudes getting old. |
| 4th October 2006 11:24 AM |
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| Some Guy |
quote:
jb wrote:
dudes getting old.
nice! |
| 4th October 2006 11:24 AM |
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| glencar |
He's over 60, no? |
| 4th October 2006 04:44 PM |
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| star star |
im english right...and among the pantheon of american comedians, i rank robin williams as one of the best...he is also a very underrated serious actor, Insomnia, Good Will Hunting...hell he's had a few stupid roles, but give the guy some credit! |
