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Topic: Best crimes to commit before you die (all content) Return to archive
14th September 2007 05:34 AM
sirmoonie 1. Disorderly Conduct
2. Public Intoxication and Disorderly Conduct with Circumstances
3. Interference With Prospective Business - Misdemeanor 1
4. Embezzlement (voluntary)
5. Aggravated Public Intoxication
6. Intoxicated Fraud
7. Champerty
8. False Intoxication
9. Patriots
10. First Amendment Misuse
11. Appropriation of Alcohol from an Adult
12. Equitable Disgorgement
13. Pandering
14. Appeasement
15. License Swill
16. Solicitation in a Women's Restroom
17. Fornication Under Consent of the King
14th September 2007 05:40 AM
mrhipfl
14th September 2007 07:02 AM
GotToRollMe I'm halfway there!
14th September 2007 09:46 AM
FotiniD Bad list. Doesn't include killing some of your ex friends and relatives.
14th September 2007 12:52 PM
Stray Cat UK What about taking out Bon Jovi ?

Would You get an award for saving rock n' roll?


sc uk
14th September 2007 01:20 PM
Saint Sway Moonie!
This list sucks eggs. What is this tame shit???

I expect better from you.

Delete this thread immediately while you still have some dignity left.
14th September 2007 02:01 PM
MrPleasant To have sex on someone's grave?

To spit in other people's mouths?

To urinate (after a drug and alcohol induced evening) on someone's bowl of cereal?

To kill a child?

My imagination isn't quite good.
14th September 2007 02:04 PM
BILL PERKS THERE ARE A COUPLE PEOPLE I'D KILL IF I DIDNT HAVE KIDS
14th September 2007 02:21 PM
72Tele Sodomy.
14th September 2007 08:35 PM
Gazza Titfucking Bob Saget's ass?
14th September 2007 10:04 PM
WJ
quote:
Gazza wrote:
Titfucking Bob Saget's ass?



Bob before:

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14th September 2007 10:25 PM
pdog Horsefucking Lindsey Lohans Mom!
15th September 2007 01:03 AM
sirmoonie
quote:
pdog wrote:
Horsefucking Lindsey Lohans Mom!


Did you delete that thread? Why?
15th September 2007 01:07 AM
gypsy
quote:
BILL PERKS wrote:
THERE ARE A COUPLE PEOPLE I'D KILL IF I DIDNT HAVE KIDS



I don't have kids - I could do the killing for you. For a small fee, of course.
15th September 2007 04:14 AM
pdog
quote:
sirmoonie wrote:

Did you delete that thread? Why?




I believe in my right to choose, so I aborted the fucker!
15th September 2007 04:45 AM
sirmoonie
quote:
pdog wrote:

I believe in my right to choose, so I aborted the fucker!


Good people invested time out of their day(s) to post in that thread. There was quality stuff in there, from all different perspectives. Anytime the Submit button is hit, we expect some degree of permanence, which never was arbitrary until you pulled that stunt. You disrespected the great continuum of Rolling Stones board posting. I trust you even less.
15th September 2007 09:18 PM
sirmoonie 18. Aggravted Debauchery (only a crime in Utah)
19. Sua Sponte Sedition in re: George Walker Bush III (thought crime amongst Bush Geeks)
20. Arson
21. Integration
22. Discharge of a Firearm in Public
23. Intoxicated Discharge
24. Mongering
16th September 2007 12:36 AM
gypsy
quote:
pdog wrote:



I believe in my right to choose, so I aborted the fucker!



You have turned into a huge vagina. Must be Feej's influence.
16th September 2007 12:39 AM
sirmoonie
quote:
gypsy wrote:


You have turned into a huge vagina. Must be Feej's influence.


He's a black vagina trying to pass as a white one.
16th September 2007 12:42 AM
egon
quote:
sirmoonie wrote:
18. Aggravted Debauchery (only a crime in Utah)
19. Sua Sponte Sedition in re: George Walker Bush III (thought crime amongst Bush Geeks)
20. Arson
21. Integration
22. Discharge of a Firearm in Public
23. Intoxicated Discharge
24. Mongering



number 22 is interesting.
and the one PERKS mentioned about killing kids.
17th September 2007 03:28 PM
GotToRollMe
quote:
sirmoonie wrote:
18. Aggravted Debauchery (only a crime in Utah)
19. Sua Sponte Sedition in re: George Walker Bush III (thought crime amongst Bush Geeks)
20. Arson
21. Integration
22. Discharge of a Firearm in Public
23. Intoxicated Discharge
24. Mongering



Number 23 often results in a shotgun wedding.
17th September 2007 03:46 PM
Joey " .. 7. Champerty "

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