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OK, here we have a picture of Mick and Keef on their plane in 89. Laughing their asses off. just what do you think they're saying?
MICK: "Hey Keef, remember in Cocksucker Blues when we had naked sluts on our private plane?"
KEEF:"Yeah mate,times have changed but those were the good ol' days."
MICK:Well, I hear there's gonna be a new pill that will turn ya into a fuck machine!"
KEEF:"No shit? do ya snort it or shoot it?"
MICK:"dunno, but i plan on using it with some horny models pretty soon!"
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| egon |
"we did it again man! we made 'm pay usd 350,- for a ticket" |
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| caro |
Keith :"Look, I asked the stewardess for something to drink and she gave me mineral water! hehe..."
by the way, the photo is by Claude Gassian, a french photographer. He just published a book of his work, including pics of virtually every famous musician in the world since 1970.
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| Xzile999 |
Billboard Advertisement:
Keef-Riffhard Urine: Twice the booze, half the cost! |
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| Xzile999 |
or maybe: Riffhard's Iced Pee lol  |
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| padre |
KEEF: Next time you go for a solo tour, I'll throw this cup of my piss all over your face, ha-ha!
MICK: Solo I don't have worry 'bout Ronnie passing out in the middle of the show, whoooaa-haa!
KEEF: Tough job choosing between a cuppa piss and wathcing Ronnie getting pissed, whuoaahh-hoo-haa!
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| F505 |
Keith: I just heard Bill has left us.
Mick: Bill? Do I know a Bill? |
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| Joey |
Mick is saying , " Hey Keith , should I take the [ over ]on Hammer tonight ???? "
Keith , " Nah man , the cat has cooled it ever since he got that DUI in a parking lot . "
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| Soul Survivor |
Keef: My pants feel funny |
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| TheSavageYoungXyzzy |
KEITH: Well, here's to Ronnie...
MICK: Where is Ronnie?
KEITH: He's in the bathroom.
MICK: Still? How long is it gonna take him to realize you locked him in there?
KEITH: He'll figure it out...
MICK: Right after he recovers from the pills you slipped in his booze...
*much merriment*
-tSYX --- Get yer licks!
[Edited by TheSavageYoungXyzzy] |
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| Prodigal Son |
MICK: I knew he was full of it. Ronnie still can't do it.
KEITH: Thought he could outdo me in a drinking battle. He threw up all over after his 20th glass of Vodka Snapple for fuck's sake! Look at me. I'm on my 30th and I could fly this plane!
MICK: Oh well, Ronnie was gonna end up like this one way or another.
KEITH: Right you are. |
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| Fiji Joe |
See Mick, I told you I could get Ronnie to piss in this cup. |
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| KeepRigid |
I think Keith just remembered how unlikely it is that she was, indeed, Mick's 'auntie'. |
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| gypsy |
No, Keep, I think they're sharing an inside joke about STEVE Tyler! |
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| Chris Diemoz |
Mick: Hey pal, d'ya think we'll ever make the header pic
on "Rocks Off" with this one?
Keith: Ya can bet your balls on it dude. These guys are
something! |
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| VoodooChileInWOnderl |
LOL
Well, I'm gonna give you the answer
Keith: Hey Mick, what the fuck did you slip to my drink? Feels good, I�m really high!!!
Mick: Voodoo's brew, cool, isn't it?
Keith: Do you mean Voodoo Brew?
Mick: No, Is Voodoo's brew, the coolest sike-ay-delic brew in the planet.
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