| August 4th, 2005 05:10 PM |
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| Saint Sway |
and he just ran off to strangle his ticket broker! |
| August 4th, 2005 05:13 PM |
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| Joey |
quote:
Saint Sway wrote:
and he just ran off to strangle his ticket broker!
[Edited by Joey] |
| August 5th, 2005 11:30 AM |
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| jb |
I love it...if I score these tickets I shall simply be living la vida loca!!! |
| August 5th, 2005 11:34 AM |
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| Joey |
quote:
jb wrote:
I love it...if I score these tickets I shall simply be living la vida loca!!!
I will say a special prayer for you !!!!!
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| August 5th, 2005 11:40 AM |
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| telecaster |
quote:
jb wrote:
I love it...if I score these tickets I shall simply be living la vida loca!!!
jb
I went out boozing with Parmy yesterday
I can feel my heartbeat in my eyeballs
Save me
Pray for me
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| August 5th, 2005 11:42 AM |
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quote:
telecaster wrote:
jb
I went out boozing with Parmy yesterday
I can feel my heartbeat in my eyeballs
Save me
Pray for me
Get a bottle of JW BLue and a high class hooker, and many percieved problems will go away. |
| August 5th, 2005 11:50 AM |
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jb wrote:
Get a bottle of JW BLue and a high class hooker, and many percieved problems will go away.
I see a man without a problem ...........
W- W- W- What ?!?!?! ....... Oh , sure ! :
" Howard said they had a really arrogant contestant named Barry to play Gary in “Stump the Booey,” a game that requires the participants to name the artists and titles of
five song clips. If the challenger wins, he gets cash. However, anyone who plays also has to bring a woman into the studio and she has to get naked if Baba
wins. Howard mentioned that Barry had been sending him faxes every other day talking about how great he’d be at the game. Barry used to be the editor of “Cracked,”
and was now putting together the second issue of his own magazine, “Gag.” Gary talked a lot of trash about Barry’s magazines. The woman Barry brought with him was Jamie,
27 and she came into the studio with nothing but a towel wrapped around her. Howard thought she was really hot. She said she used to strip, but now she works as a
secretary. She was 5’5” and she weighed 131 pounds. Howard thought she was too skinny to weight that much and that most of that weight must’ve been in her chest, which she admitted she had added a little to.
The following are the snippets that were played:
• “I Think We’re Alone Now” by Tiffany
• “I Can’t Drive 55” by Sammy Hagar
• “Doctor! Doctor!” by the Thompson Twins
• “Talking in Your Sleep” by The Romantics
• “Your Love” by the Outfield
Gary didn’t know “I Can’t Drive 55,” and that was the only one either contestant missed. Barry won $5,000 from the movie “The Aristocrats,” half of which he said
was going to Jamie. Robin thought the game should now be called “Stump the Barry.” Gary said he lost 5-4, and that was because he didn’t know a gay Sammy Hagar
song. Howard noticed that Jamie looked disappointed that she didn’t get to be naked for them. So he offered her an additional $500 from “The Aristocrats,” as well as a trip for two to Washington, D.C. to attend WWE SummerSlam, if she would drop her towel. He said he’d even throw in a group hug as well. Jamie agreed to the deal. When she disrobed, Howard learned her breasts were 38 DD. Jamie passed on the group hug."
http://www.howardstern.com/rundown.php
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| August 5th, 2005 11:54 AM |
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| jb |
Joey, I fear I will be harmed this tour!!!! |
| August 5th, 2005 12:14 PM |
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| glencar |
Babbabooey is so freakin' immature! |
| August 5th, 2005 12:17 PM |
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quote:
jb wrote:
I love it...if I score these tickets I shall simply be living la vida loca!!!
Thanks man! I just renewed my membership! |
| August 5th, 2005 12:19 PM |
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jb wrote:
Joey, I fear I will be harmed this tour!!!!
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You Make Young Joey Weep and Shit Liquid !!!!
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[ Edited by Friskee ]
[Edited by Joey] |
| August 5th, 2005 12:25 PM |
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| kath |
but then, joey always shits liquid, so really the only problem is the weeping..... |
| August 5th, 2005 12:26 PM |
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| Joey |
quote:
kath wrote:
but then, joey always shits liquid, so really the only problem is the weeping.....
YESSIR !!! |
| August 5th, 2005 02:56 PM |
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| parmeda |
quote:
jb wrote:
Get a bottle of JW BLue and a high class hooker, and many percieved problems will go away.
Ha! That's the least of his worries...
I have photos  |
| August 5th, 2005 03:01 PM |
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| glencar |
Put 'em on that "Show us yer mug" thread! |
| August 5th, 2005 03:08 PM |
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| Joey |
quote:
glencar wrote:
Put 'em on that "Show us yer mug" thread!
W- W- W- What ?!?!
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| August 5th, 2005 03:37 PM |
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| Gazza |
quote:
Joey wrote:
W- W- W- What ?!?!
He said MUG , goddamnit!! |
| August 5th, 2005 03:40 PM |
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| Monkey Woman |
Quick, alert PETA!  |
| August 5th, 2005 04:03 PM |
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quote:
Gazza wrote:
He said MUG , goddamnit!!
Gazza ..............................
Everyone was wondering if you were going to see " Acoustic Groove " tonight at " Micks " or attending the 19th Hole Beer Tent at the " Omaha Cox Classic " Golf Tournament instead ?!?!
http://www.coxclassic.com/19th_hole.html
http://www.omaha.com/index.php?u_pg=38&u_sid=1475312
http://www.micksomaha.com/
Could you please let Megan , Shannon , Clive , Juergen and myself know ASAP . We plan on meeting up at THE BRAZEN HEAD first for some Premium Guinness and then head out around 10:00 PM CDT .
Developing ........................
JACKY !
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[Edited by Joey] |
| August 5th, 2005 04:11 PM |
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*** POSTSCRIPT ****
Oh , Gazza ........ please don't forget about " Sarah Benck ( pronnounced BANK ) & The Robbers " Saturday Evening at " Micks "
This is a fantastic new band with an outstanding lead vocalist ( Sarah ) and a lead guitar player that sounds / plays a LOT like a young Pete Townshend ( circa 1968 ) .
W- W- W- What ?!?! ...... Oh , sure ! :
http://www.micksomaha.com/
http://www.sarahbenck.com/
J. Fly !
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| August 5th, 2005 05:47 PM |
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| glencar |
Wow, Omaha must be the world's most stifling city in which to live. Come to NY, Joey! |
| August 5th, 2005 05:49 PM |
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| Joey |
quote:
glencar wrote:
Wow, Omaha must be the world's most stifling city in which to live.
YOU MAKE JOEY CRY !!!!!!
Joeykins !
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| August 5th, 2005 05:52 PM |
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| glencar |
That wasn't nice, was it? OK, Omaha is a world class city on a par with Tokyo, Hong Kong & Paree. |
| August 5th, 2005 05:53 PM |
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quote:
glencar wrote:
That wasn't nice, was it? OK, Omaha is a world class city on a par with Tokyo, Hong Kong & Paree.
{{{ WTF ?!?! }}}
You make Joey say , Huh ?!?!
It's in the friggin MIDWEST for Christsakes !!!!
That is IT !!!!
******* PUB TIME ********
( sound of young Joey clicking off his computer and running out the door )
Fly !
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