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| UGot2Rollme |
PARIS Reuters - Lance Armstrong rode into history Sunday by winning the Tour de France for a record sixth time, an achievement that confirmed him as one of the greatest sportsmen of all time.
His sixth crown in six dominant years elevated Armstrong above four great champions who won five times
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and... he gets to have sex with Sheryl Crow tonight as icing on the cake! |
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| LadyJane |
Congrats Lance!! You are a class act!!
And a big FU to those who booed him!! 
LJ. |
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| steel driving hammer |
Tour De Lance.
Bet Mick would of done ok though. |
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| Jumacfly |
Lance's balls are charged like Keith blood!!!  |
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| glencar |
So are all the other cyclists! 9 of them have had heart attacks recently & they're all under 30! Cycling is a suspect sport. |
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| Jumacfly |
quote: glencar wrote:
So are all the other cyclists! 9 of them have had heart attacks recently & they're all under 30! Cycling is a suspect sport.
oh yes Glencar!!
but it s not recent: in the 30's, a french cyclist claimed to win thanks to a mysterious white lady...her name was coco of course  |
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| glencar |
That's one way to do it! |
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| Rolling Hansie |
Congratulations to Lance Armstrong. Living in Holland, Tour de France has always been my favourite once a year sportstournament, and I am almost 49 years old. Lance Armstrong beating the old time record is absolutely fabulous. Think it will take another 50 years before somebody breaks his record, unless Lance decides to go for it again next year. |
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| Jumacfly |
quote: Rolling Hansie wrote:
Congratulations to Lance Armstrong. Living in Holland, Tour de France has always been my favourite once a year sportstournament, and I am almost 49 years old. Lance Armstrong beating the old time record is absolutely fabulous. Think it will take another 50 years before somebody breaks his record, unless Lance decides to go for it again next year.
Correct. funny how those champions (like Shumacher too) are not in the heart of public...Im not a big fan of him, and to be honest i ve lost faith in cycling since many years cuz of doping 
when I was young i was a big fan and saw the race many time with my grand father
in France we love loosers ( like our football team for example :O)...!!!
hopefully i don t think we love the Stones for the same reason 
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| Sir Stonesalot |
My congratulations to Lance armstrong as well....but not for winning some race. After doing it six times in a row, it's obvious that he can win that race at will.
No Lance has done something far better.
Lance has done Sheryl Crow.
Well done Lance. Well done. |
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| Jumping Jack |
I wonder if Sheryl can make him break a sweat? |
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| Jumacfly |
quote: Sir Stonesalot wrote:
No Lance has done something far better.
Lance has done Sheryl Crow.
Well done Lance. Well done.
Brilliant post SS!!!
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| BILL PERKS |
WHO CARES???I DONT |
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| Jumacfly |
quote: BILL PERKS wrote:
WHO CARES???I DONT
So why do you post hu??? |
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| fmk438j |
Can't help but remember that Simpsons' episode when Homer is camplaining how gays have stolen all the good names "Like Lance..." |
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| Jumacfly |
Lance part 1.... sorry guys, i just couldn t resist  |
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| bez85 |
I lost respect for the dude after he left his wife and kids who stood by him during the cancer scare.... |
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| Jumacfly |
quote: bez85 wrote:
I lost respect for the dude after he left his wife and kids who stood by him during the cancer scare....
Good point Bez85...... |
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| BILL PERKS |
quote: bez85 wrote:
I lost respect for the dude after he left his wife and kids who stood by him during the cancer scare....
I HATE CHERYL CROW FOR THIS REASON |
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| Fat boy |
quote: BILL PERKS wrote:
I HATE CHERYL CROW FOR THIS REASON
BILL PERKS NEEDS A BEATING! |
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| Factory Girl |
Sheryl Crow makes crappy music, and isn't that attractive. |
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| Fat boy |
quote: Factory Girl wrote:
Sheryl Crow makes crappy music, and isn't that attractive.
you could use a beating also. |
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| Sir Stonesalot |
Sheryl's music may well be crappy. I mean, you won't find me at one of her shows....so I can see this point of view.
But it simply can't be said that she is unattractive. She is a very good looking chick. And that ass! Yikes! She may be a nasty bitch on the inside...I don't know her, so I can't say for sure...but her outside looks very good. |
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| Factory Girl |
Well, Stonesy, I can see your point of view also. But, I think she's haggard looking.
I also wonder if Lance's "other" performance suffered b/c of his illness. Hmmmm... |
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| Sir Stonesalot |
>But, I think she's haggard looking.<
No shit. She's 43 years old, and spent the last 10 years being a big star in a music industry that is a complete grinder.
I can't believe she still looks as good as she does.
And, with those tiny boobs she has...no droopage!
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| glencar |
Any word on whether Lance will try for #7 next year? |
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| BILL PERKS |
quote: glencar wrote:
Any word on whether Lance will try for #7 next year?
WHO CARES?I DON'T..STUPIDEST SO CALLED SPORTING EVENT IN THE WORLD-I'D RATHER WATCH TREE CHOPPING CONTESTS |
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| Joey |
quote: glencar wrote:
Any word on whether Lance will try for #7 next year?
No word on Lance yet , but I am about to try for my daily " afternoon shit " !!!!
Developing ..........................Literally !
" Bran Muffins Ronnie ?!?!?! "
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| FPM C10 |
quote: Sir Stonesalot wrote
No Lance has done something far better.
Lance has done Sheryl Crow.
Well, hell...who hasn't??
I thought this thread meant that Lance Bass had finally blasted off for outer space!
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| Joey |
quote: FPM C10 wrote:
Well, hell...who hasn't??
I thought this thread meant that Lance Bass had finally blasted off for outer space!

Fleabit ?!?!?!
FLEABIT ?!?!?!
Is that REALLY YOU ?!?!?!?! Let me take this opportunity to be amongst the first to wish you a very very Happy Thirty - Ninth Birthday this Saturday !
I would like to clutch you to my bosom and softly and gently and sweetly stroke your moist , sweaty , shiny , glistening , GLISTENING young Fleabit forehead and just say ......................Well ......................" Thanks " for being such a wise young Monkey ..
You are much loved by the Jo Jo and please have a safe , but very fun , trip to So Cal next week to see THE WHO at the Hollywood Bowl !
" GET Fooled Again Ronnie ! "
JJJJJJJJJJJazzy ! |