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Topic: Can't make this shit up Return to archive
07-16-03 12:43 PM
nankerphelge NEW YORK — A new Las Vegas game gets thrill-seekers out of the casinos and into the great wide open — to shoot naked women with paintball guns.

In "Hunting for Bambi," men pay $10,000 each for the challenge of tracking the women, who are nude except for sneakers, and trying to blast them with colored paint.

"You can actually hunt one of our Bambi [expletive] and shoot her with paintballs," Mike Burdick, who runs the game and the site for Real Men Outdoor Productions, says on his Web site, www.huntingforbambi.com.

According to the site, the hunters also have the option of mounting their prey when they're done — and having sex with the women.


[Edited by nankerphelge]
07-16-03 12:46 PM
parmeda One question...

Are the paintballs flavored, therefore, lickable?

Just curious...
07-16-03 12:56 PM
Joey Now THIS makes JOEY pee perfume and execute one of his renowned plectrum blowouts in living color .


Nanky ................you are much loved by the Joey .

07-16-03 01:25 PM
LadyJane I take it Vegas will be the host city for the C10 Summit!!

"Sin City"...how appropriate!!!

LMAO.

LadyJ.
07-16-03 01:38 PM
Sir Stonesalot I can't believe that I didn't think of this first!
07-16-03 01:43 PM
gypsy WTF? I know the economy is really bad, but damn. I'm thinking these poor women must be covered in bruises. Have you guys ever played paintball? It hurts!
I say next C10 summit, we RO chicks make the guys get naked, and just freakin' nail 'em real hard with paintballs. We'll even be nice and allow you guys to wear cups...but we are NOT going to be doing any 'mounting.'
[Edited by gypsy]
07-16-03 01:58 PM
jb How long does it take for the sperm to replenish itself after sex to pre ejaculatory levels?
07-16-03 02:02 PM
Moonisup did you had an 'accident'??
07-16-03 02:05 PM
jb Hi Rik!!! No -but I am going away this weekend and will be having a lot of sex. I find the amount of semen produced by my schlong gets less and less after every session. Is there any vitamin or miralce treatment to increase liquidity and or viscosity of seminal fluid a/k/a cum.
[Edited by jb]
07-16-03 02:31 PM
Sir Stonesalot Hey, I'm all for a C10 vs ROChicks paintball battle.

I'd even be willing to do it naked.

As long as the ROChicks are naked too.

And as for "No Mounting"....now what fun would that be?

Besides Gypsy...I know you couldn't stop yourself. You, me, naked, mountain air, nature...you'd "mount" me in a heartbeat. You want to know what my "A" moves are, don't you.....
07-16-03 02:41 PM
Joey " Is there any vitamin or miralce treatment to increase liquidity and or viscosity of seminal fluid a/k/a cum.
[Edited by jb] "

Josh , the answer to this question and many others like it can be found under the " most frequently asked questions of our graduates " applet at the following link :

www.HoweMilitary.com

-- Thank You

" Girl with the Sweet BackStory Ronnie "


JACKY !
07-16-03 02:44 PM
gypsy I'd do it in a swimsuit, but not naked. I have some scruples...just some.
And, no, SS. I sure don't need a married woman (Mrs. SS) wanting to beat me up.
07-16-03 02:49 PM
LadyJane Gypsy...you took the words right out of my mouth.

I was going to ask if the RO Spouses/Significant Others would be acting as judges of the event???

I know......the paintball challenge will take place right after the monthly meeting of the R.O. Widows and Widowers support group!!!

LOL

LadyJ.
07-16-03 03:07 PM
steel driving hammer My nose was on her trail, I'm going to catch her by surprise...

Then I'm going to have the pleasure, to roast that child alive...

What I say.
07-16-03 03:16 PM
jb Sorry I got off topic (:
07-16-03 03:41 PM
Joey " Sorry I got off topic "

I would like to bite and kiss you Pete Townshend style .

Developing ..................................

Shiver ......................................

J. Kins
07-16-03 03:54 PM
steel driving hammer
quote:
Joey wrote:
I would like to bite and kiss you Pete Townshend style .



Pete Townshend style???

What way is that if I may ask?

I don't want you going to Jail too my little brother.
07-16-03 04:23 PM
Sir Stonesalot WTF?

Spouses/Significant Others can just stay the hell home. They can suck all the fun out of our everyday lives...but they can't suck all the fun out of our Stonesian lives. Besides, Mrs. SS will be too busy writing a term paper or studying for a test or doing reading assignments to pay the slightest bit of attention to whatever was going on...

And what is up with swim suits??? I mean...what is the point? We'll be miles from civilization, out in the wild piney woods, in the company of your Stonesian brothers and sisters....so what is a little nudity amoungst friends? I mean, I understand boots, elbow & knee pads, and safety glasses...but who needs the distraction of clothing?

I'm disappointed in you people.
07-16-03 04:26 PM
Joey " I understand boots, elbow & knee pads, and safety glasses...but who needs "

Elbow and Knee Pads are a MUST !!!!!!!!!!

J.
07-16-03 09:02 PM
gypsy What about helmets?
07-16-03 10:10 PM
Sir Stonesalot Well...OK. But only if they are genuine Tardrite 2000s.
07-17-03 01:11 AM
gypsy I'll call Joey's parents and get the scoop on what helmets to purchase.
07-17-03 09:47 AM
Joey " I'll call Joey's parents and get the scoop on what helmets to purchase. "

The Tardrite 2003 with its patented " Autocool System " .

YES !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jacky !

07-17-03 09:52 AM
steel driving hammer Joey, how'd the conferance call go?

Did you take your protein pills and put your helmet on?
07-17-03 11:58 AM
Joey " Joey, how'd the conferance call go?

Did you take your protein pills and put your helmet on? "

It was a rough one my Brother ....................

A rough one . ( I can't tell you anything HERE though )

I will PM you later from a different IP .

JACKY !
07-18-03 10:18 AM
nankerphelge Shoot Carly with a paintball and then mount her Joey!!!