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RICHARDS 'DRUNK' DURING TREE FALL
LATEST: ROLLING STONES guitarist KEITH RICHARDS was allegedly drunk when he fell out of a tree while on holiday in Fiji in April (06). After the fall Richards had to be flown to New Zealand for a brain operation. A friend of the legendary rocker's wife, PATTI HANSEN, says, "He was legless and showing off to his bandmates. "He feels like an idiot. But he sees the funny side now - he is the first man to have brain surgery for a hangover."
16/07/2006 14:22
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16 July 2006
ROLLING STONE KEITH RICHARDS
Eamonn Holmes\people.co.uk.com
THERE'S been lots of confusion about how tall the tree was that Rolling Stone Keith Richards fell out of recently.
It was first reported that it was a coconut tree but now it's suggested that it was only a shrub.
If it was, then the shrub was really low and Keith was really high...ah now we're getting somewhere!
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| FrankiePeppers |
Is anyone surprised by that revelation? How about the pot and the China he was likely using beforehand? It would be suprising if it was ONLY alcohol.  |
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| nankerphelge |
Seriously!
Stop the presses eh!
What a scoop! |
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| pdog |
Keith had blood in his alcohol stream... MY GOD! |
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| sirmoonie |
Wait, it does say "allegedly drunk" so we don't know for sure. People often fall out of coconut trees sober. |
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| Joey |
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sirmoonie wrote:
People often fall out of coconut trees sober.
I masturbate sober . |
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| Soldatti |
Keith needs to write a book about the whole thing. |
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| TomL |
Well there goes my info. I heard he was all wrapped up in a Hardy Boys Mystery and fell. |
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| GotToRollMe |
This story has morphed from "falling out of a coconut tree" to "tripping over a shrub."
They should have stuck to the original "jetski/whale" story. |
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| Left Shoe Shuffle |
quote:
Ten Thousand Motels wrote:
RICHARDS 'DRUNK' DURING TREE FALL
Shocking! |
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| Maxlugar |
[quote]Ten Thousand Motels wrote:
PATTI HANSEN, says, "He was legless and showing off to his bandmates.
Keith?
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| corgi37 |
It was stated at the time he and Ronnie were drinking vodka during the day and switched to rum at night. So, yeah. i guess he would have a bit of alcohol in his blood.
Or, a bit of blood in his alcohol. |
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| Joey |
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corgi37 wrote:
Or, a bit of blood in his alcohol.
You are TRULY the KING !!!!!!!!!
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| Saint Sway |
quote:
Ten Thousand Motels wrote:
RICHARDS 'DRUNK' DURING TREE FALL
LATEST: ROLLING STONES guitarist KEITH RICHARDS was allegedly drunk when he fell out of a tree while on holiday in Fiji in April (06).
this is news?????
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| voodoopug |
quote:
Saint Sway wrote:
this is news?????
next news update will include reports that Keith plans to wear fishing lure type decor in his hair and that there are plans to be a B stage on the rest of the Euro tour. |
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| Saint Sway |
I eagerly await a news report that lists their combined age! |
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| RollingstonesUSA |
quote:
Saint Sway wrote:
I eagerly await a news report that lists their combined age!
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