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| Starbuck |
why is this story on the front page of CNN.com?
why why why???
http://www.cnn.com/2007/SHOWBIZ/TV/06/20/paris.return.ap/index.html
why is this woman famous? why do so many people give a flying fuck about her? she can't even spell her own goddamn name or point out kansas on a map....so we have to be subjected to stories about what her effin neighbors are going through?
to make matters worse, i got a mass email from my mom yesterday...no joke!....entitled "funniest picture of the year" or something like that....it had a brief note about how the pic made her laugh so hard she had tears running down her face ..... and it was.....
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| PartyDoll MEG |
You having a bad day, Bucky?
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| Fiji Joe |
quote:
PartyDoll MEG wrote:
You having a bad day, Bucky?
That is very funny |
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| Joey |
" why is this woman famous? "
Paris is a very ' personable ' young lady .
" .. to make matters worse, i got a mass email from my mom yesterday...no joke!....entitled "funniest picture of the year" or something like that....it had a brief note about how the pic made her laugh so hard she had tears running down her face ..... and it was..... "
********** " WHOOF ! " **************
************************** SPARKY CHRONICLES ******************************
..Episode # 91 : ' Concerned ' Sparky
...
Saturday Morning ' Staff Meetin' ' at The MaxLugar Compound .
The setting seems quite familiar enough :
Maxy's staff assembled around the large Mahogheny Conference Table , coffee in plentiful supply
-- awaiting their marching orders
when all of a sudden the Maxlugar enters the room . " Where are you boys sitting ?! " , Lugar exclaims .
A sudden hush falls throughout the room ( This is the first time in nearly two decades that Maxy
has asked such a question ; usually he just walks up , grabs a seat , and everyone else adjusts
to where HE (
. and his immense ego ) has plopped his Ass .
The MaxLugar just sort of ' sinks ' in his chair
(
. eyelids darkened , brow furrowed , face increasingly lined -- it is visibly
apparent that the Iraqi Quagmire is breaking this most formidable Maxy who has never been broken
before ) . " I do not know what to do over there
.. Put in more troops and you got more killin'
take out troops and you got more killin'
anything that we DO from here on out and we get more
Killin' " **** Maxy then gets up out of his chair and walks quietly out of the room . ******
The staff is
stunned whilst stirred to sadness .
Meanwhile , our brave hero - Sparky - is listening quietly in the corner
of the room , one eye on his constant task of gnawing on his leash , desperately tryin to break free and escape
from this Lugar Hellhole , and one eye on the Maxlugar himself -- worring that ' end-game ' might be near
and that the Maxlugar has become
. Well ,
.. A bit 'unstable ' ( see : LBJ , February - March 1968 ) .
Sparky KNOWS that he must complete his task of ' complete freedom ' before something really " Big "
Happens
.
Developing
.
Shiver
.
********** TO BE CONTINUED ***************
******** " WHOOF !!!! " ************
Jacky Hilton !
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| glencar |
Lighten up, Bucky! |
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| Joey |
" ..now I have seen the light. "
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| glencar |
Where the hell is Joshy? |
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| Joey |
" ... Lighten up, Bucky! "
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| glencar |
Girl you know it's true! |
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| glencar |
Besides, this thread is getting in the way of the scintillating story of the missing Ohio woman. 9 months pregnant by a married cop who sure looks guilty of...something... |
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| Joey |
quote:
glencar wrote:
Where the hell is Joshy?
************* JOEY NOW GIVES EULOGY *******************
My Joshy need not be idolized ;
Or enlarged at ' Shidobee ' beyond what he was at ' Rocks Off ' .
He IS to be remembered as a kind and decent man ;
A man who saw wrong and tried to right it ...
Saw suffering and tried to heal it ...
Saw War and tried to STOP it .
And those of us who loved him ** Young Joey's voice now cracking with visceral and heartfelt emotion *** ;
And who take him to his ' transition ' here today .
Know that what he was and what he stood for ;
Will someday come to pass for all the world .
As he said many times in many posts throughout the decades ;
" Some Men see message boards the way they are and say , ' Why ?!?! ' ..... ' WHY ?!?! ' .........
I dream of message boards that never were and say , ' WTF ?!?! ' !!!!!!!! "
I Thank You For Your time Today !
Scazz!
...cue chorus :
Has anybody here seen my old friend Joshy?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
He freed a lot of people,
But it seems the good they die young.
You know, I just looked around and he's gone.
Anybody here seen my old friend John?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
He freed a lot of people,
But it seems the good they die young.
I just looked around and he's gone.
Anybody here seen my old friend Martin?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
He freed a lot of people,
But it seems the good they die young.
I just looked 'round and he's gone.
Didn't you love the things that they stood for?
Didn't they try to find some good for you and me?
And we'll be free
Some day soon, and it's a-gonna be one day ...
Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walk up over the hill,
With Joshy, Martin and John.
Baby Joe
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| glencar |
HE DIED?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!? |
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| Joey |
quote:
glencar wrote:
HE DIED?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?
Blue ..............................
I am currently reading Jack Valenti's new autobiography .
Jack , as a special advisor / speechwriter to Lyndon Johnson during the early - mid 1960's , was present during every single meeting involving the escalation of the Vietnam War ( .. including the fateful July , 1965 " Crossing of the Rubicon " !!!! )
Soon I shall have enought material for a full thirteen episodes of the ' Sparky Chronicles ' .
Developing .......................
Joey Hemingway ! : Absolute of Post !
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| glencar |
Valenti was a go-fer for real men. Don't waste ANY time on that pussy's book. Read the Reagan Diaries instead. Be a man for once! |
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| Joey |
" Be a man for once! "
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| pdog |
I just watched this idiot talk to a room full of cameras about stem cells. he acted like he was teaching people, and explaining some very complicated big boy stuff. The truth is, it was new to him, and some of the words were things he never spoke before... This man is president, never underestimate the American publics love for stupid people.
Just do what I do and give it to god... I pray for all these idiots to die!!!
And Bucky... Since you are such a harsh critic of my exploitation of women who take sexy pics of themselves and put them online... I've finally found, an over 18, girl just for you...
She is all that......
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| Joey |
quote:
pdog wrote:
I just watched this idiot talk to a room full of cameras about stem cells.
Christ, that's posting on loan from God right there.
That's miracle on ice postin'!
There he goes. One of Gods own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.
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| gypsy |
quote:
glencar wrote:
Besides, this thread is getting in the way of the scintillating story of the missing Ohio woman. 9 months pregnant by a married cop who sure looks guilty of...something...
He's a black man too.
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| glencar |
Yes, I wasn't sure if I should add that. He's definitely a playa! It seems his estranged wife is a suspect. |
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| Joey |
" ... It seems his estranged wife is a suspect. "
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