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Stallone and Jagger 'are poor lovers'
Tuesday May 22 09:00 AEST
Bulky Sylvester Stallone and rock star Mick Jagger are both lacking in the trouser department, according to their former lover.
Outrageous ex-supermodel Janice Dickinson said Jagger had a "little willy" and said of Stallone: "He's a really smart guy but after we had sex he goes 'bam slam ham'.
And although Stallone is famed for being macho and muscled, Dickinson said his manhood didn't match up.
Shaking her head she said: "Big, buff, but down there, mmm mmm."
Dickinson also revealed she wants to marry Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber so she can become a lady.
But she got confused when she mistook his Any Dream Will Do co-star, Dr Who's John Barrowman, as his lover.
She said; "I would love to be his wife because I would be Lady Dick.
"What about that hot guy, his partner, that's better looking that Tom Cruise?
Of the two my choice would be Lloyd Webber but then Tom Cruise isn't bad."
Dickinson caused mayhem during her guest appearance on chat show Friday Night with Jonathan Ross.
Flirting with her host, sitting on his knee and draping herself across the table, she said: "I didn't come over here to have tea with you baby.
"How's the missus? Are you happy? I have plans for you young man." When a flustered Ross asked: "Would you like to have intercourse with me?" She replied: "Yes."
Dickinson also revealed that she's a fan of X-Factor and American Idol judge Simon Cowell.
She said: "He's got a flabby bum. I put my hand on his bum. Flab. "But I think he's wonderful."
The 53-year-old also revealed how she looks so young for her age. She said: "Everything about me is fake and I'm perfect. Fake tits, fake teeth, fake hair, fake nails, I'm perfect."
Dickinson is starring in Abbey and Janice, Beauty and the Best, where she mentors footballer Peter Crouch's model girlfriend Abbey Clancy, who is hoping to make it big in the States.
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| pdog |
I love it when they look up at me....
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| fireontheplatter |
she's so silly
but she does wear stockings and has nice legs.
i couldn't care less what this fool has to say. |
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| Poison Dart |
She's one annoying bitch. |
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| Jumacfly |
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fireontheplatter wrote:
she's so silly
but she does wear stockings and has nice legs.
i couldn't care less what this fool has to say.
same here I love banging old bitches with stockings and heels  |
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| luxury1 |
What's the matter, Janice? Mick not taking your calls?? |
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| Saint Sway |
I could really care less about this but for some reason I do recall watching an old interview with Janice when she bragged about Mick being endowed and being a great lover
also, I'm guessing that even dudes that are hung like NBA players feel like they're just swinging a wiffle ball bat in the Lincoln Tunnel when they're with Janice, if you get my drift |
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| gypsy |
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Saint Sway wrote:
I could really care less about this but for some reason I do recall watching an old interview with Janice when she bragged about Mick being endowed and being a great lover
It's even in her book - about Mick being a good lover and well-endowed.
Her book was in the $1.00 bin - I couldn't resist. |
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| Gazza |
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Saint Sway wrote:
I'm guessing that even dudes that are hung like NBA players feel like they're just swinging a wiffle ball bat in the Lincoln Tunnel when they're with Janice, if you get my drift
Janice's wiki 'entry' (fnar, fnar) mentions that she said on the Howard Stern show that she'd slept with over 1,000 men, so I get your drift.
In Belfast-speak, our version of your Lincoln Tunnel metaphor is known as "throwing a sausage up Royal Avenue"....
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| GotToRollMe |
That is one nutty bitch. |
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| Saint Sway |
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Gazza wrote:
Janice's wiki 'entry' (fnar, fnar) mentions that she said on the Howard Stern show that she'd slept with over 1,000 men, so I get your drift.
In Belfast-speak, our version of your Lincoln Tunnel metaphor is known as "throwing a sausage up Royal Avenue"....
I guess then the Stones metaphor would be "tossing a hot dog into the tarped-out section" |
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| gimmekeef |
Another old Tabloid Tramp lookin for publicity....Shes got a face like a can of crushed assholes.... |
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| Ten Thousand Motels |
quote:
Gazza wrote:
Janice's wiki 'entry' (fnar, fnar) mentions that she said on the Howard Stern show that she'd slept with over 1,000 men, so I get your drift.
1,000 men....that's nothing, so did Gomer Pyle...and his men were marines.
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| Bloozehound |
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gimmekeef wrote:
....Shes got a face like a can of crushed assholes....
Whoa! |
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| gotdablouse |
Poor thing...
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| StonesChick |
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gotdablouse wrote:
Poor thing...
lol
She is one grotesque bitch
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