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| voodoopug |
Now that the details have been ironed out, all men who "struggle" with performance issues can thank me as I am now providing the microbial testing material to Pfizer for Viagra manufacturing...they can feel safe knowing that if i do my job, their penis shall not incurr a bacteriological disaster! |
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| jb |
Great to see that you work on things that you actually use.... |
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| pdog |
I don't know if we should talk about our dicks like this, I feel like half a fag! |
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| voodoopug |
quote:
jb wrote:
Great to see that you work on things that you actually use....
if taken right before I leave my office, I will be home in time to give my wife the best 7.3 seconds of her life! I predict the relationship with Pfizer to grow to hair loss creams/pills as well...perhaps you could be of assistance? |
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| Dick Bush |
Buddy,
Take my advice: use them only by yourself!
http://arts.guardian.co.uk/crumb/images/0,15830,1430853,00.html
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| jostorm |
Question:
Is THAT what my husband was doing wrong?? He has been swallowing the pills instead of shoving them up his urethral opening!!!!!...
Surely, if you are monitoring the growth of microbiological agents in the pill manufacture, all that would happen if you weren't doing your job properly, would be that men would get stomach upsets, or does Viagra contain special bacteria that bypass gastrointestinal tracts and settle straight for a man's penis?????
I'm sorry, but once again it's
NINEA AB (whatever the rest of the saying was, I've forgotten...) !!!
(But, keep up the good work!!!  ) |
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| voodoopug |
quote:
Dick Bush wrote:
Buddy,
Take my advice: use them only by yourself!
http://arts.guardian.co.uk/crumb/images/0,15830,1430853,00.html
In the last two years I have established my fertility as second to none...I best keep distance from the MRs for a while... I dont think she is ready to be pregnant again!
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| voodoopug |
quote:
jostorm wrote:
Question:
Is THAT what my husband was doing wrong?? He has been swallowing the pills instead of shoving them up his urethral opening!!!!!...
Surely, if you are monitoring the growth of microbiological agents in the pill manufacture, all that would happen if you weren't doing your job properly, would be that men would get stomach upsets, or does Viagra contain special bacteria that bypass gastrointestinal tracts and settle straight for a man's penis?????
I'm sorry, but once again it's
NINEA AB (whatever the rest of the saying was, I've forgotten...) !!!
(But, keep up the good work!!! )
its not the bacterial content within the Viagra, it is the outside agents, ie mold in the assembly line machines, air born bacteria, and limitless other possible contaminants. A large pharma company has literrally thousands of different chemicals, microorganisms, etc floating around. |
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| pdog |
Tabasco on the anus will keep you hard for hours! |
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| Dan |
quote:
pdog wrote:
Tabasco on the anus will keep you hard for hours!
I haven't gone that far but a steady diet of really hot stuff can have quite the effect on certain bodily fluids, or so I have been told. |
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| voodoopug |
quote:
Dan wrote:
I haven't gone that far but a steady diet of really hot stuff can have quite the effect on certain bodily fluids, or so I have been told.
I have a very bad habit of putting red peppers/jalepenos and habeneros on most dishes...my rear has paid the price! |
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| nankerphelge |
*** WARNING *** WARNING *** WARNING
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| nankerphelge |
There have also been a few deaths attributed to the lil' blue pill:
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| voodoopug |
From what I understand, there are risks involved. Consult your physician. |
