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LadyJane |
Happy Mother's Day.
WE have some real gems here on the Board including, but not limited to my good friends Parmeda, PartyDoll MEG, SweetVirginia, jaggergurl, luxury1 and Jaxx.
Enjoy your day, ladies.
And to all our Mom's, whether they are on this Earth or shining down on us from above, thank you for giving us life and nurturing, in many cases, our love for the Rolling Stones.
I miss you Mom!! 
LJ. |
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Dan |
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Starbuck |
anyone have any advice for mother's day gifts? i'm serious! i need help! last year's $50 gift certificate to victoria's secret didn't go over so well... |
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Strange_Stray_Cat |
quote: Starbuck wrote:
anyone have any advice for mother's day gifts? i'm serious! i need help! last year's $50 gift certificate to victoria's secret didn't go over so well...
My mother gets a tapas making course. |
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Joey |
Happy Mothers Day Everyone ..............
J. " Snuggle - to - the - Joe " Fly ! |
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Nellcote |
Cook for them
Take care of the kids
Make her breakfast in bed
Let her go shopping by herself
Flowers
Give her jewelery, and the $50 gift certificate
Make certain your child makes her a handmade card
This is for your wife if you are married.
And, you get to do most of this for your mother, if she's still alive, because if she finds out if you gave your wife more, when your wife is not YOUR mother, you are dead to your mother, as Tony Soprano would say.
Happy Mothers Day to all the Rocks Off Moms!
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pdog |
quote: Starbuck wrote:
anyone have any advice for mother's day gifts? i'm serious! i need help! last year's $50 gift certificate to victoria's secret didn't go over so well...
Steak and a blowjob....
And if she doesn;t make it for me, she gets nothing on her birthday! |
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_Boomy_ |
Ah yes. Happy Mother's Day to all of the mommies out their. I love all y'alls.
In fact, I do love most:
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pdog |
I want to send a special shout out, to the MILF's next door with digital Cameras and internet access...
MILF!!!



MILF?

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Nellcote |
MILF=Moro Islamic Liberation Front
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glencar |
Happy Mothers' Day to all the great Moms on this board. I hope your families treat you like the princesses you are. |
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pdog |
quote: Nellcote wrote:
MILF=Moro Islamic Liberation Front
So much for my boner! |
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glencar |
Those moro(n)s kill a lot of boners & other people... |
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pdog |
quote: glencar wrote:
Those moro(n)s kill a lot of boners & other people...
MILF's are good...
This is a MILF!!!

These are Terrorists!

[Edited by pdog] |
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jaggergurl |
HAPPY MOTHERS DAY TO ALL RocksOff MOMS!!
{{hugs}} to LJ  |
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Bitch |
thanks LJ and Happy Mother's Day to the moms who post here, and their moms. grandmas too. |
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sweetcharmedlife |
R.I.P. Mom,Love Fred. |
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Bitch |

HAVE YOU SEEN YOUR MOTHER, BABY,
STANDING IN THE SHADOW

Crazy Mama
Well your crazy mama
With your ball and chain
Plain psychotic
Plain insane

Mother's Little Helper
I hear every mother say
Mother needs something today to calm her down

Stray Cat Blues
I bet you mama don't know you can bite like that
I'll bet she never saw you scratch my back
[Edited by Bitch] |
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MrPleasant |
Merry Xmas! |
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VoodooChileInWOnderl |
Happy mother's day to all the nice moms here! |
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gimmekeef |
I've beena Mother for 55 yrs...whens my day he asks? |