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10th May 2006 11:07 PM
Daethgod Rolling Stones guitarist Keith Richards today thanked Auckland's Ascot Hospital staff where he has been a patient since injuring his head in Fiji last month.

The 62-year-old, who was discharged this morning, said he would like to thank everyone at the hospital for the "truly wonderful" care he received.

"From the doctors to the beautiful ladies who make painful nights less painful and shorter. I'm pretty much at a loss for words to express my deep gratitude," he said.

"I hope I wasn't too much of a pain in the arse - after all it was my head they fixed. Many thanks, kiwis."

His United States-based spokeswoman, Fran Curtis, said Richards would be staying in Auckland as an outpatient and would be returning to the hospital for check-ups.

Richards injured his head when he fell out of a coconut tree while holidaying in Fiji at the end of the Stones' tour of New Zealand and Australia.

The band's European tour, due to start at the end of the month, has been scheduled to begin in June.


http://www.stuff.co.nz/stuff/0,2106,3664842a10,00.html
10th May 2006 11:12 PM
Riffhard And thus ends the Fiji coconut saga! Hearing from Keef himself is all the assurance I need! Way to go Daethgod! Thanks to you and Gazza for getting the "real" word out! On with the show!



Riffy
10th May 2006 11:17 PM
Steel Wheels Sweet! That sounds like Keith, doesn't it?

A sweet, soulful thanks to the staff.

Who else is getting really happy right now?
10th May 2006 11:18 PM
Daethgod yer heres hoping our European friends have some great shows like we had here in Australia

10th May 2006 11:18 PM
GotToRollMe God bless you, Daeth! Words from the man himself! YES!

'Scuse me while I go do a happy dance...


[Edited by GotToRollMe]
10th May 2006 11:23 PM
VoodooChileInWOnderl "I hope I wasn't too much of a pain in the arse - after all it was my head they fixed. Many thanks, kiwis."

Love that quote that means Keith is back to life (once more LOL)
11th May 2006 03:00 AM
PeerQueer This made my night!

I am going to go cry just a bit now.

...happy tears.
11th May 2006 03:05 AM
Strange_Stray_Cat I will thank Keith if he stops climbing trees.
11th May 2006 03:05 AM
FotiniD
quote:
VoodooChileInWOnderl wrote:
"I hope I wasn't too much of a pain in the arse - after all it was my head they fixed. Many thanks, kiwis."

Love that quote that means Keith is back to life (once more LOL)



EXACTLY!
I'm so happy I can't talk or work
11th May 2006 03:37 AM
pdog Cuckoo For Coconuts!
11th May 2006 04:46 AM
Gazza


God, what a relief..and with a line like that, his head seems to be the same as it has always been! I'm so happy.

God bless ya Keith - and stop climbing trees, ya silly bollocks!

Now - considering all thats happened, would it be appropriate to finally debut "Comin Down Again" in Europe?
11th May 2006 04:55 AM
Strange_Stray_Cat
quote:
Gazza wrote:



God, what a relief..and with a line like that, his head seems to be the same as it has always been! I'm so happy.

God bless ya Keith - and stop climbing trees, ya silly bollocks!

Now - considering all thats happened, would it be appropriate to finally debut "Comin Down Again" in Europe?



If he can joke like that, I see absolutly no reason to postpone the tour...
11th May 2006 08:26 AM
corgi37 Good news.

A multi, multi millionairre guy drunkenly falls from a tree and his skull is fine.

A miner died, leaving a wife and children. 2 others are rescued after 2 weeks.

A little girl, hit by a stupid old cunt a few years ago, and suffering severe burns and injuries that required amputations and many, many rehab sessions, has been hit by a car again. Again, driven by a stupid old cunt.

Now, kindly donate to the miners fund, or for poor Sophie. Unlike Keith, these families dont have hundreds of millions of dollars.

And, who is Fran Fucking Curtis? What happened to Jane Rose?
[Edited by corgi37]
11th May 2006 08:45 AM
gimmekeef
quote:
corgi37 wrote:
Good news.

A multi, multi millionairre guy drunkenly falls from a tree and his skull is fine.

A miner died, leaving a wife and children. 2 others are rescued after 2 weeks.

A little girl, hit by a stupid old cunt a few years ago, and suffering severe burns and injuries that required amputations and many, many rehab sessions, has been hit by a car again. Again, driven by a stupid old cunt.

Now, kindly donate to the miners fund, or for poor Sophie. Unlike Keith, these families dont have hundreds of millions of dollars.

And, who is Fran Fucking Curtis? What happened to Jane Rose?
[Edited by corgi37]



Moral of the story I guess..Theres too many stupid old cunts down under.....
11th May 2006 08:49 AM
Gazza Jane Rose is Keith's personal assistant.
Fran Curtis appears to be the Stones' media spokesperson (or one of them)
11th May 2006 10:01 AM
corgi37 Ok, Gazza, thanks for that. I was wondering who the heck she was. I also dont believe a word she says. Glad he's out though.

And believe me, we have alot of stupid old cunts down here. I just may be one of them!

And our Prime Minister. God, i'd love to run over that little twat.
11th May 2006 10:23 AM
Saint Sway CLASSIC KEITH!!
11th May 2006 10:33 AM
jb Are eithers Jane Rose or Fran Curtis Jewish?
[Edited by jb]
11th May 2006 11:22 AM
glencar Jane Rose is. Does it matter?
11th May 2006 11:38 AM
pdog It always matters who is Jewish!
11th May 2006 12:03 PM
gimmekeef Gold Rings on em all...for gettin Keith well!!!!!!
11th May 2006 12:07 PM
jb
quote:
glencar wrote:
Jane Rose is. Does it matter?


That's what I thought GC.........Stones have surrounded themselves with many smart jews(see MC) and have prospered...only bad "incident" was Allen Klein.
[Edited by jb]
11th May 2006 12:09 PM
glencar ABK was a rip off artist par excellence. Speaking of which, where's Joey?
11th May 2006 12:15 PM
jb
quote:
glencar wrote:
ABK was a rip off artist par excellence. Speaking of which, where's Joey?


Indeed, with both Stones and beatles..........Joey is extremely busy at work..he is a "keeper".
11th May 2006 12:16 PM
glencar Busy? Spill in Aisle 5?
11th May 2006 03:11 PM
gimmekeef
quote:
glencar wrote:
Busy? Spill in Aisle 5?



POSTIN!......LMAOOO
11th May 2006 03:13 PM
jb
quote:
glencar wrote:
Busy? Spill in Aisle 5?


You know Joey is smarter than all of us.....he is, from very close sources, brilliant.
11th May 2006 07:00 PM
PeerQueer
quote:
jb wrote:

You know Joey is smarter than all of us.....he is, from very close sources, brilliant.


_________

And hung like Milton Berle!
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