| 18th February 2007 10:18 AM |
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| Ten Thousand Motels |
MILLS 'PLANNING CARTOON TO MOCK MCCARTNEY'
HEATHER MILLS wants to create a cartoon mocking SIR PAUL MCCARTNEY and his family, according to reports. British newspaper the Sunday Mirror claims Mills is planning the animation - dubbed The MCFartneys - to be a cross between the Simpsons and South Park. It is claimed the former BEATLE would be portrayed as a flatulent and miserly cannabis-smoker and his daughter STELLA as a control-freak with a grudge against Heather - while Heather herself is made out to be a homemaker struggling to juggle family life with her career.
The Mirror claims Mills plans to slightly alter names so MCCartneys are still are easily recognisable. She has even set up a production company, Raspberry Fields - a reference to Beatles song STRAWBERRY FIELDS - and has registered variations of "MCFartneys" on the world wide web. A source tells the newspaper, "This shows the lengths Heather will go to in her attempts to blacken Paul's name. "She wants it to be a cross between The Simpsons and South Park and reckons it will get cult status. She'll clearly be sadly mistaken. "She's saying the series will expose everything that has gone on and goes on in the MCCartney family, all under the guise of the cartoon characters.
But most of it has been dreamed up and cast from her own skewed imagination. "She has been desperately trying to keep the idea secret while she hunts for the right person to bring the characters to life. She has spoken to SEX AND THE CITY creator DARREN STAR and Hollywood director DENNIS ERDMAN about which networks to approach and who may be interested in the series. "Her back-up, if no one will take it, is to produce it for the internet, because she knows that even if the networks are too afraid to go against Paul, people will tune into it."
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| 18th February 2007 11:19 AM |
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| rolling who |
Isn't stealing half the fortune this man has worked all his life for after only being with him for a few years enough for this worthless, gold-digging whore? Sheesh... |
| 18th February 2007 07:40 PM |
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| Kilroy |
He should have checked her out.
I feel sorry for all the lonely people.
No matter how much money you have, you can fall for a bad mate.
[Edited by Kilroy] |
| 18th February 2007 08:12 PM |
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| gypsy |
Heather Mills McCartney to dance on reality TV show "Dancing with the Stars"
The one-legged former model-turned-activist will replace SHARON OSBOURNE in the upcoming TV contest, which will also feature former 'N SYNC star JOEY FATONE, BILLY RAY CYRUS and MUHAMMAD ALI's daughter LAILA ALI.
Insiders tell US TV show ACCESS HOLLYWOOD Mills will donate her earnings from the show to an animal welfare charity.
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| 18th February 2007 08:47 PM |
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| Poison Dart |
She's a money hungry bitch. |
| 18th February 2007 08:57 PM |
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| Bloozehound |
quote:
Ten Thousand Motels wrote:
MILLS 'PLANNING CARTOON TO MOCK MCCARTNEY'
dubbed The MCFartneys - to be a cross between the Simpsons and South Park. It is claimed the former BEATLE would be portrayed as a flatulent and miserly cannabis-smoker and his daughter STELLA as a control-freak with a grudge against Heather - while Heather herself is made out to be a homemaker struggling to juggle family life with her career.
ahhh dude, there's something highly alluring about a show making fun of Macca called The MCFartneys about "a flatulent and miserly cannabis-smoker" and his one-legged wife
all they need now is a talking, flatulent, cannabis smoking, no legged, pet dog and you gots yourself some serious must see TV
[Edited by Bloozehound] |
| 20th February 2007 11:27 AM |
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| Starbuck |
bloozie, i think you're on to something here....
i would watch dancing with the stars to see a one legged woman dance! |
| 20th February 2007 11:35 AM |
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| Joey |
I had no idea that Heather was once a hooker .
I really DID not know this about her .................
.............! ™ |
| 20th February 2007 03:07 PM |
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| Ten Thousand Motels |
Heather Mills In Shocking New Claims
Looks like the divorce is getting nastier
By: Layla West on 2/20/2007
Heather Mills is apparently making the divorce proceedings even nastier, by threatening to make unsubstantiated claims that McCartney was a poor father in the past, which led to two of his children contemplating suicide.
The New York Post is claiming that Mills is desperate to keep their daughter Beatrice. A friend of Mills told the paper "Paul is asking for full custody of their child, Beatrice. Heather is furious. There is no way she would ever, ever agree to that."
The fear of losing custody of Beatrice has reportedly lead Mills to decide to make the claims. Although there is no evidence that any of McCartney’s children from his marriage to Linda McCartney ever contemplated suicide, all four children have rallied round Paul since his separation from Mills.
However, Heather is apparently desperate and is requesting full custody of the child. She is also reportedly acting as her own divorce lawyer because she felt she could do a better job herself," the source said.
The paper also claims heather is now holding out for more than $100 million in the settlement. The source is quoted as saying "At first, she told Paul she would walk away for just $100 million - which is very cheap. He is worth billions. But now that (the divorce) has gotten so nasty, she wants more."
A spokesman for McCartney refused to confirm or deny the story saying: "We have not and will not perpetuate tabloid fodder." |
| 20th February 2007 03:17 PM |
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| Joey |
" The New York Post is claiming that Mills is desperate to keep their daughter Beatrice. A friend of Mills told the paper "Paul is asking for full custody of their child, Beatrice. Heather is furious. There is no way she would ever, ever agree to that."
The fear of losing custody of Beatrice has reportedly lead Mills to decide to make the claims. Although there is no evidence that any of McCartney’s children from his marriage to Linda McCartney ever contemplated suicide, all four children have rallied round Paul since his separation from Mills.
However, Heather is apparently desperate and is requesting full custody of the child. She is also reportedly acting as her own divorce lawyer because she felt she could do a better job herself," the source said.
The paper also claims heather is now holding out for more than $100 million in the settlement. The source is quoted as saying "At first, she told Paul she would walk away for just $100 million - which is very cheap. He is worth billions. But now that (the divorce) has gotten so nasty, she wants more."
Damn !
When MACCA finally settles this thing he may have to tour for at least four / five years to get out of the woods .......... and that is GOOD !!!!! 
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| 20th February 2007 03:30 PM |
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| Saint Sway |
quote:
Joey wrote:
I had no idea that Heather was once a hooker .
Joey,
I believe the politically correct term is "Prosti-tart"™ |
| 20th February 2007 04:07 PM |
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| Joey |
" I believe the politically correct term is "Prosti-tart"™"
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| 20th February 2007 04:39 PM |
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| rolling who |
quote:
Ten Thousand Motels wrote:
Heather Mills In Shocking New Claims
Looks like the divorce is getting nastier
By: Layla West on 2/20/2007
Heather Mills is apparently making the divorce proceedings even nastier, by threatening to make unsubstantiated claims that McCartney was a poor father in the past, which led to two of his children contemplating suicide.
The New York Post is claiming that Mills is desperate to keep their daughter Beatrice. A friend of Mills told the paper "Paul is asking for full custody of their child, Beatrice. Heather is furious. There is no way she would ever, ever agree to that."
The fear of losing custody of Beatrice has reportedly lead Mills to decide to make the claims. Although there is no evidence that any of McCartney’s children from his marriage to Linda McCartney ever contemplated suicide, all four children have rallied round Paul since his separation from Mills.
However, Heather is apparently desperate and is requesting full custody of the child. She is also reportedly acting as her own divorce lawyer because she felt she could do a better job herself," the source said.
The paper also claims heather is now holding out for more than $100 million in the settlement. The source is quoted as saying "At first, she told Paul she would walk away for just $100 million - which is very cheap. He is worth billions. But now that (the divorce) has gotten so nasty, she wants more."
A spokesman for McCartney refused to confirm or deny the story saying: "We have not and will not perpetuate tabloid fodder."
What a cunt. I hope she gets cancer and dies. |
| 20th February 2007 05:01 PM |
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| Joey |
quote:
rolling who wrote:
What a cunt. I hope she gets cancer and dies.
Ouch !!!!!!!
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| 20th February 2007 05:05 PM |
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| Saint Sway |
quote:
rolling who wrote:
What a cunt. I hope she gets cancer and dies.
thats really a horrible thing to say about a peg-legged hooker |
| 20th February 2007 08:44 PM |
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| Mel Belli |
The cartoon idea is crappy, but I do like "McFartney." |
| 21st February 2007 09:43 PM |
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| MrPleasant |
This "Heather" thing sucks. |
