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| Poplar |
this bastard doesn't have a clue.
keith adheres to no stink'n formula.
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Mag predicts when music stars will die
Associated Press
Feb. 11, 2004 10:16 AM
NEW YORK - Are you the ghoulish type who like to bet on when celebrities bite the dust? Blender magazine can help with its issue on newsstands next week, featuring the article "When Will Your Favorite Rock Star Die?"
It enlists the help of gerontologist Dr. David Demko to project the death dates of musicians, based on their lifestyles.
Whitney Houston loses six years for being a Black female, gains five for being married, but loses four for being married to Bobby Brown. She's expected to die in 2022.
Clay Aiken is expected to live to be 82 because he lives so squeaky clean. Courtney Love earns five years for having new breasts, which increases her self-esteem, but loses eight for enjoying "the occasional truckload of cigarettes." She's projected to live to be 62.
Dr. Demko figures Ozzy Osbourne will live another nine years, but he's determined Keith Richards should have died in 1995. |
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| Poplar |
rock STARS... so sorry.
wish i could fix that.
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| Ten Thousand Motels |
What a bunch of shit. Just spin the wheel, man. |
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| TheSavageYoungXyzzy |
And that is why this doctor is a total moron.
Keith 2004 - What Do You Have To Lose?
-tSYX --- quack quack quack. |
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| violentkind |
Keith looks good, for being dead for the last 9 years! What a moron er I mean Dr.Moron |
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| glencar |
Actuarial charts be damned! keef lives! |
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| BILL PERKS |
MICK JAGGER-2030
KEITH RICHARDS-2011
RON WOOD-2009
CHARLIE WATTS-2022
MICK TAYLOR-2005
BOBBY KEYS-2008
CHUCK LEAVELL WILL LIVE FOREVER ON THIS BOARD! |
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| Monkey Woman |
quote:
Demko... is determined Keith Richards should have died in 1995.
So his estimations are "only" 9 years short!  Shows how much trust one can put in those vague, general estimations. If a physician had examined closely Keith it would be another matter. But I doubt Keith would allow his doctor to publish anything about his health!  |
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| prism |
The whole article is in the new Blender Magazine. It's hilarious. It's meant as a humorous piece. Also a great photo of Keith! Blender came in the mail today. |
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| FotiniD |
Wanna bet this "Doctor" will say goodbye to the cruel world way before Keith does? Sorry darling, but you're dealing with the indestructible here!
"Oh help me, please Doctor, I'm damaged..."
P.S. Can any kind soul scan the good Keith pic and post it? |
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| Jumacfly |
does he know Macca and Elton John death date?? i m interested in... |
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| glencar |
What about Ray Davies? He was mugged last month. |
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| Joey |
" What about Ray Davies? He was mugged last month. "
Ray Davies is probably a better writer than " The Petey " .
.................but NOT a great showman .
Now if you will all excuse me , I have to take my morning sh## !
Developing ...........................literally
Jercee !
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| Ten Thousand Motels |
quote:
Poplar wrote:
Dr. Demko figures Ozzy Osbourne will live another nine years,
Maybe, provided they keep him out of the drivers seat and away from ATV's and other motorized vehicles. |
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| gimmekeef |
I think Elton was listed as "NSE"...not soon enough! |
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