| February 3rd, 2006 09:55 AM |
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| egon |
Gazza's daughter had not been home for over 5 years.
Upon her return, her father cussed her. "Where have ye been all this time? Why did ye not write to us, not even a line? Why didn't ye call? Can ye not understand what ye
put yer old mum thru?
The girl, crying, replied, "Sniff, sniff....dad....I became a prostitute...."
"Ye what!!? Out of here, ye shameless harlot! Sinner! You're a disgrace to this family."
"OK, dad-- as ye wish. I just came back to give mum this luxurious fur coat, title deed to a ten bedroom mansion plus a $5 million savings certificate.
For me little brother, this gold Rolex and for ye daddy,
the sparkling new Mercedes limited edition
convertible that's parked outside plus a membership to the country club....(takes a breath)....
and an invitation for ye all to spend New Years Eve on board my new yacht in the Riviera and...."
"Now what was it ye said ye had become?" says dad.
Girl, crying again, "Sniff, sniff....a prostitute dad! Sniff, sniff."
"Oh! Be Jesus! Ye scared me half to death, girl! I thought ye said a Protestant. Come here and give yer old man a hug!"
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| February 3rd, 2006 10:25 AM |
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| Voodoo Scrounge |
Ohhhhhhhh
Thats not very good! |
| February 3rd, 2006 10:47 AM |
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| glencar |
Plus it makes no sense... |
| February 3rd, 2006 11:03 AM |
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| Gazza |
quote:
glencar wrote:
Plus it makes no sense...
LOL...you clearly know me better than Egon does  |
| February 3rd, 2006 12:58 PM |
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| jb |
Egon was nice.........................................>ss" |
| February 3rd, 2006 01:02 PM |
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| Gazza |
he was...but he is not popular with New York cab drivers! |
| February 3rd, 2006 01:27 PM |
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| corgi37 |
I'm not interessted in this crap, except for:
How old this girl be?
She like Aussies?
Will my wife understand?
Will Gazza ban me?
Are innocent shots of her feet ok?
Does she know Jenna Jameson?
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| February 3rd, 2006 01:36 PM |
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| Dick Bush |
Yer funnies - our handclaps!
GREAT stuff, Eggon!
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| February 4th, 2006 03:27 AM |
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| egon |
I'm slipping, aren't I? |
| February 4th, 2006 09:20 AM |
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| corgi37 |
You've lost the plot. |
| February 4th, 2006 10:25 AM |
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| glencar |
quote:
egon wrote:
I'm slipping, aren't I?
What'd you do to our NYC cabbies? |
| February 4th, 2006 12:27 PM |
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| Gazza |
lets just say that some tourists are more versed in tipping 'etiquette' than others....
I think Egon now knows the Arabic word for "you cheap bastard"
[Edited by Gazza] |
| February 4th, 2006 12:30 PM |
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| egon |
Hey, we are Dutch;
we're nice, but cheap.
deal with it! |
| February 4th, 2006 12:33 PM |
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| glencar |
Good for you, Egon! Most people overtip; you just averaged it out for those bastards! |
