| December 28th, 2004 04:36 PM |
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| F505 |
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| December 28th, 2004 04:59 PM |
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| jpenn11 |
"Thank heaven for li'ul girwls"
"Yeah, I get excited on stage. Couldn't you tell?"
"If Mick did to me what he did to Ronnie stage, he's be singing duets with Jim Morrison"
"Why did I stop talking to Keith for 10 years? I had nothing to say."
"At 2:27:43PM GMT on January 7, 1964, I had a strawberry shortcake with whipped cream."
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| December 28th, 2004 05:06 PM |
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| VoodooChileInWOnderl |
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| December 28th, 2004 05:25 PM |
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| Poplar |
"Like my hair?" |
| December 28th, 2004 05:38 PM |
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| sammy davis jr. |
"At 2:27:43PM GMT on January 7, 1964, I had a strawberry shortcake with whipped cream."
That's funny as hell.... |
| December 28th, 2004 05:51 PM |
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| kath |
"leaving the stones" |
| December 28th, 2004 05:59 PM |
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| F505 |
I really thought this thread would remain empty... |
| December 28th, 2004 10:45 PM |
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| Saint Sway |
quote:
jpenn11 wrote:
"At 2:27:43PM GMT on January 7, 1964, I had a strawberry shortcake with whipped cream..."
"...the bus boy presented me the room service bill which came to $5.75. Plus 15% gratuity added on, which brought the total to $6.61. Which I paid out of my own pocket and later submitted in an expense report to Allen Klein but was never reembursed for." |
| December 28th, 2004 10:47 PM |
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| mac_daddy |
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"If Mick did to me what he did to Ronnie stage, he's be singing duets with Jim Morrison"
that is classic! did he really say that..? |
| December 28th, 2004 11:06 PM |
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| glencar |
I'm guessing no. |
| December 28th, 2004 11:25 PM |
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| BILL PERKS |
BW"YOU NEVER USED ANY OF MY SONGS"..KEITH"BUT BILL,HAVENT YOU SUSSED THAT THEY'RE USELESS?" |
| December 29th, 2004 01:00 PM |
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| jpenn11 |
quote:
mac_daddy wrote:
that is classic! did he really say that..?
I think he just thought it and never got around to putting it in his diary.
Incidentally, while I may at times mock him, I think Bill was a _great_ bass player. |
| December 30th, 2004 07:36 AM |
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| corgi37 |
Well, not exatly quotes, but stuff he's referred to.
usually grumbling under his breath.
"No, i am not THAT old. I swear!"
"I'm better than Brian".
"I was the one pissing, man, why did you guys steal my thunder?"
"But, why cant i dance and jump around while playing?"
"In another land was incredible, wasnt it? Here, i have some more. They all ryhme moon, June, spoon".
"I'm better than Mick".
"Why cant i play bass with Eric and John?"
"I cant believe Anita never went for me!"
"I'm better than Keith".
"Man, i look good in this jump-suit".
"Why isnt my face on Tattoo You?"
"I'm going for a break during Steel Wheels. Just try to go on as much as you can without me. I'll play bass on the tracks we are working on when i get back. Ok Keith? Keith? Keith! Why are you plugging in that Fender bass? Keith?"
And finally (drum roll)...
"Thats it. I'm quitting. No, i am. For real. I'm going now. dont try to stop me! Have a good career without me, hahaha. I'm opening the door now. I aint fooling. This is it. No more Mr. Bass guy"
5 minutes later.
"Come on guys. I was fooling. Open the door. Guys? Guys??? |
| December 30th, 2004 08:04 AM |
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| Maxlugar |
I can't believe you all trash the great Bill Wyman and cut that drunken poser Ron Wood so much slack.
Say what you want, Bill Wyman was an essential part of the Stones sound and played pratically non stop when you put him on stage.
I can't say that about Ron Wood.
M! |
| December 30th, 2004 09:56 AM |
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| mac_daddy |
quote:
Maxlugar wrote:
I can't believe you all trash the great Bill Wyman and cut that drunken poser Ron Wood so much slack.
Say what you want, Bill Wyman was an essential part of the Stones sound and played pratically non stop when you put him on stage.
I can't say that about Ron Wood.
M!
qft (quoted for truth). |
| December 30th, 2004 02:12 PM |
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| iluvmickjagger07 |
i never knew bill wyman was so funny. |
| December 30th, 2004 02:15 PM |
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| Saint Sway |
quote:
corgi37 wrote:
Well, not exatly quotes, but stuff he's referred to.
usually grumbling under his breath.
"No, i am not THAT old. I swear!"
"I'm better than Brian".
"I was the one pissing, man, why did you guys steal my thunder?"
"But, why cant i dance and jump around while playing?"
"In another land was incredible, wasnt it? Here, i have some more. They all ryhme moon, June, spoon".
"I'm better than Mick".
"Why cant i play bass with Eric and John?"
"I cant believe Anita never went for me!"
"I'm better than Keith".
"Man, i look good in this jump-suit".
"Why isnt my face on Tattoo You?"
"I'm going for a break during Steel Wheels. Just try to go on as much as you can without me. I'll play bass on the tracks we are working on when i get back. Ok Keith? Keith? Keith! Why are you plugging in that Fender bass? Keith?"
And finally (drum roll)...
"Thats it. I'm quitting. No, i am. For real. I'm going now. dont try to stop me! Have a good career without me, hahaha. I'm opening the door now. I aint fooling. This is it. No more Mr. Bass guy"
5 minutes later.
"Come on guys. I was fooling. Open the door. Guys? Guys???
Congratulations Corgi!! You made it in time by a hair but that was THE FUNNIEST POST OF 2004!!!! |
| December 30th, 2004 08:47 PM |
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| gypsymofo60 |
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kath wrote:
"leaving the stones"
Couldn't of put it better!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
| December 30th, 2004 10:40 PM |
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| Soldatti |
Funny post Corgi, all that is real? |
| December 30th, 2004 11:07 PM |
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| gypsymofo60 |
quote:
corgi37 wrote:
Well, not exatly quotes, but stuff he's referred to.
usually grumbling under his breath.
"No, i am not THAT old. I swear!"
"I'm better than Brian".
"I was the one pissing, man, why did you guys steal my thunder?"
"But, why cant i dance and jump around while playing?"
"In another land was incredible, wasnt it? Here, i have some more. They all ryhme moon, June, spoon".
"I'm better than Mick".
"Why cant i play bass with Eric and John?"
"I cant believe Anita never went for me!"
"I'm better than Keith".
"Man, i look good in this jump-suit".
"Why isnt my face on Tattoo You?"
"I'm going for a break during Steel Wheels. Just try to go on as much as you can without me. I'll play bass on the tracks we are working on when i get back. Ok Keith? Keith? Keith! Why are you plugging in that Fender bass? Keith?"
And finally (drum roll)...
"Thats it. I'm quitting. No, i am. For real. I'm going now. dont try to stop me! Have a good career without me, hahaha. I'm opening the door now. I aint fooling. This is it. No more Mr. Bass guy"
5 minutes later.
"Come on guys. I was fooling. Open the door. Guys? Guys???
You still got it Corg'. LOL! Talk about heads up ones own arsehole. Wyman should be on my rock arsehole list. Later. |
| December 31st, 2004 10:24 AM |
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| jb |
quote:
Maxlugar wrote:
I can't believe you all trash the great Bill Wyman and cut that drunken poser Ron Wood so much slack.
Say what you want, Bill Wyman was an essential part of the Stones sound and played pratically non stop when you put him on stage.
I can't say that about Ron Wood.
M!
Amen Max------------------------------> |
| December 31st, 2004 10:26 AM |
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| telecaster |
43 to go jb
Good luck |
| December 31st, 2004 10:31 AM |
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| jb |
quote:
telecaster wrote:
43 to go jb
Good luck
Amen Tele----------------------------------> |
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