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Topic: STEWART HANGS WOOD PORTRAIT IN TOILET Return to archive
December 22nd, 2004 03:21 PM
moy STEWART HANGS WOOD PORTRAIT IN TOILET

ROD STEWART

Rock veteran ROD STEWART has paid out on a self-portrait painted by his FACES pal RONNIE WOOD - and hung it in his lavatory.



The MAGGIE MAY star purchased one of Wood's murals - which sell for around $57,000 (GBP30,000) each - at THE ROLLING STONES guitarist's exhibition at The Gallery in London's exclusive Mayfair area.

The oil-painted faces of other rock stars including BILL WYMAN, JOHN LYDON and JIM MORRISON are also gracing the walls of the exclusive art venue.

But despite the high price tags and the hype surrounding Wood's portraits, Stewart has decided his cloakroom is the ideal location for his giant image.

Stewart's girlfriend PENNY LANCASTER says, "Rod has already purchased one of Ronnie's paintings of him. It's in Rod's home in LA. We've put it in the toilet. I know that sounds bad but it's not an insult, honestly.

"It's just that people have got time to sit down and contemplate it there."
22/12/2004 13:52
December 22nd, 2004 03:26 PM
jb What a queer bitch...
December 22nd, 2004 03:28 PM
glencar No, not an insult at all, Ronnie!
December 22nd, 2004 03:37 PM
jb
quote:
glencar wrote:
No, not an insult at all, Ronnie!

Rod masterbates to his portrait while he takes a dunk...what a turd!!! Some bitch here put his vol 3 on her grab bag list...I should terminate her fat ass for cause!!!
December 22nd, 2004 03:40 PM
glencar I have heard "What A Wonderfuol World" off Vol. #3 & I can state without any equivocation whatsoever that it is the worst song recorded last year by any previously charted artist. I would fire Miss Fat Ass if I were unlucky enough to have her in my employ.
December 22nd, 2004 03:42 PM
jb
quote:
glencar wrote:
I have heard "What A Wonderfuol World" off Vol. #3 & I can state without any equivocation whatsoever that it is the worst song recorded last year by any previously charted artist. I would fire Miss Fat Ass if I were unlucky enough to have her in my employ.

I gave these bitched a 1 1/2 salary and they still complain.....gave them off Friday and they ask can we have New years eve off? WTF!~!!!!
December 22nd, 2004 03:43 PM
glencar I have to work NYE but it is double pay. I'll suffer.
December 22nd, 2004 03:58 PM
gypsy
quote:
jb wrote:
I gave these bitched a 1 1/2 salary and they still complain.....gave them off Friday and they ask can we have New years eve off? WTF!~!!!!



Do any of them give good head?
December 22nd, 2004 04:02 PM
jb
quote:
gypsy wrote:


Do any of them give good head?

Yes
December 22nd, 2004 04:06 PM
telecaster Did anyone see Rachel Hunter on "Gilligans Island" recently

She has huge, almost heaving breasts

Plus she is like 6'3"

Which is nice

How did Rod fuck that up?
December 22nd, 2004 04:09 PM
Fiji Joe My God...I think they are "heaving"

December 22nd, 2004 04:13 PM
telecaster Fiji. I was scared they were going to jump out of my TV set like two playfull porpoises into my living oom/bar/bedroom

I was concerned for my families safety

I am funny that way

http://www.tbs.com/stories/story/0,,37089,00.html
December 22nd, 2004 04:13 PM
glencar She seems to have "grown in office."
December 22nd, 2004 04:31 PM
stonedinaustralia
quote:
moy wrote:


The MAGGIE MAY star purchased one of Wood's murals - which sell for around $57,000 (GBP30,000) each -



i find it hard to believe he can command such prices

don't know about the rest of you but for me ronnie's not really that great an artist

December 22nd, 2004 07:09 PM
Soldatti Ronnie earns more money from his murals than with the Stones...
December 23rd, 2004 08:52 AM
VoodooChileInWOnderl Now we know why Rod has sticky fingers and hair in his hands!




December 23rd, 2004 08:54 AM
VoodooChileInWOnderl
quote:
stonedinaustralia wrote:


i find it hard to believe he can command such prices

don't know about the rest of you but for me ronnie's not really that great an artist





Yes SIA, Ronnie art is as expensive because he's a Rolling Stone, but there are worse musicians doing "art" like Grace Slick, Marty Balin, Bill Kreutzmann, the Late John Entwistle, Mick Fleetwood and Tico Torres between many more who just paint as occupational entertainment / therapy or hobby

Check this site for a sample of the above-mentioned musicians
December 23rd, 2004 09:43 AM
FotiniD
quote:
jb wrote:
I gave these bitched a 1 1/2 salary and they still complain.....gave them off Friday and they ask can we have New years eve off? WTF!~!!!!



Quit the Scrooge attittude JB, and give the girls a day off. It's New Year's we're talking about!!!
December 23rd, 2004 09:46 AM
Moonisup Josh I'd settle for 1 month salary, am I hired now?
December 23rd, 2004 10:08 AM
Jumacfly I love Rod, he's great...
I got a jb pic on my toilets, it often helps me when i m constipated!
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