ANYBODY SEEN MY DOWNERS?
A SIKE-AY-DELIC POEM BY VOODOO CHILE IN WONDERLAND
Inspired during a REAL Cold Turkey experimented by a poor Voodoo Chile
suffering of Stones withdrawal
First post on Monday, March 16, 1998 9:49 PM ET on the late RS Forum
Here I lie in my Neighbour’s bed, having The Worst cold turkey ever...
it’s because I have 35 days without seeing the Stones Live. I need an
overdose, a hot shot of vital, crude, raw and nasty Rock & Roll talking
about sex and drugs, in the Babylonian atmosphere of indulgence and
shameless pleasures! That’s the only solution I have.
Oh Help me Dear Doctor I’m damaged, please Mr. Jimmy, Fiji Jim, Mr. D,
and Sister Morphine turn this nightmare into a sweat dream, and you cousin
cocaine don’t let your cool, cool hands on my head, I had enough, I
think I’m Going Mad.
I’m having hallucinations; Hey Gazza is there any of the Tolkien’s green elves
missing in your country? Here I have a lot of them in front of me
singing backwards "This could be the last tour, this could be the last
tour, maybe the last tour I don’t know..." They are wearing a T-shirt
with the words "REDRUM EPAR" on them. Please turn this nightmare in
to
dreams!
The jamming session I went yesterday with Jimi Hendrix and special
guests Brian, Nicky and Stu was Just my Imagination, but helped a
little.
Silver bells is a ringin’, ringin’ up inside my
brain, ding dong oh yeah.
Please Linda lend me your gun (sniff sniff...bang... drip, drip) or Flip
the Switch, if you don’t do it I could stick a knife in my heart suicide
right on this cyber stage, yes, I’m insa-ya-yane! But I know it’s only
R&R but I like it!
Hey jaxx, I don’t care too much about the Aftermath, keep some Hot Stuff
from the Brown Sugar’s paper fountain during the encore... the bleeding
volcano, you know the psycho-delicases!
I’m willing to do everything to get the concert tickets; I cannot sell
my soul again, I did it a lot of times in the past, never delivering it.
If you want, go fuck my wife (don’t come back), but let me warning you She
Was Hot and now She Is So Cold.
I need it so bad...the only solution is another concert! Please Stones’
cyberpals help this poor boy, the Prodigal Son of the tenth show Bitch,
the 3rd world Voodoo Lounge Chile. Have mercy! You Got The Silver, the
only thing we need is send ten dollars to the Church of the Sacred
Bleeding Heart of Jesus located somewhere in Los Angeles California, and
next week they’d say your prayer on the radio and all my dreams would
come true. If not, at least you’re gonna have Some Girls (with, you
know what kind of eyes), and maybe tickets for everybody. But do it now,
you know Time Waits for No One!
I’m Coming Down Again, I’m down on my luck and I can’t harmonize, My
heart is beating louder than a big bass drum. I’m Dazed and Confused
(oops a fuck up on my part, please read Sad,
Sad, Sad instead); I’m a fool to cry! I’m feeling so stoned, ooh so
distracted, ain’t touched a thing all week.
PLEASE STONES, you’re gonna come back to North America, there are only
confirmed concerts in Canada and the USA, remember that Mexico is also
part of North America; in fact, we trade under NAFDA (the North America
Free Drug Agreement)... PLEASE cross the border again... Mick I will
pour the drinks for you, on the way down to Mexico are you ALREADY OVER
ME? OVER ME(xico)!!!!!!!
Please Lisa do the Harlem Shuffle, Dance Little Sister Dance, "mueva las
carreras", do it up now, I wanna be your Slave, ("quiero mami...ma
cai
que no te la vas’acabar"), please Gimmie Shelter, just a kiss away. If
you ever get back to Mexico City, girl, I’m gonna make you scream all
night.
HERE IT COMES AGAIN! 19 Nervous Breakdowns and then the Cold Turkey...
please HELP... HERE IS
ughhhhhhh!..................ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!..........sheeeeesh! Oh
fuck! ................. Hey turkey please hold you (wild)
horses!..........&%$&%$&(/&&%! Ughhhhhhhhh! Uuuufhhhh!
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! OH FUCK!
I gotta go; it’s medication time...
Anybody
seen my downers?
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End of Poem... please cry!
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