18th December 2007 10:19 AM |
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Blowey |
Let's GO!!! SING everybody!!!!
You tried dildos and carrots
And fingers and butt plugs,
Light bulbs and rocks
And flashlights and beer mugs.
But do you recall
The most famous butt toy of all?...
Stinky the Brown-Nosed Hamster
Had a very smelly nose
And if you ever use him
You will need a length of hose
All of the other hamsters
Used to cry and feel upstaged
They never let poor Stinky
Feel welcome in their hamster cage.
Then one coked up Christmas Eve
Blowey came to say:
“Stinky with your nose so brown
Won't you ride my corn hole down?”
That was the last they saw of him
But then they shouted out with glee
"Stinky the Brown-Nosed hamster
it was better you than meeee!"
Oh the Holey days!!!!! They just MOVE ME!!!
Uh oh....speaking of movement.... I gotta...
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18th December 2007 10:21 AM |
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Joey |
quote: Blowey wrote:
Let's GO!!! SING everybody!!!!
You tried dildos and carrots
And fingers and butt plugs,
Light bulbs and rocks
And flashlights and beer mugs.
But do you recall
The most famous butt toy of all?...
Stinky the Brown-Nosed Hamster
Had a very smelly nose
And if you ever use him
You will need a length of hose
All of the other hamsters
Used to cry and feel upstaged
They never let poor Stinky
Feel welcome in their hamster cage.
Then one coked up Christmas Eve
Blowey came to say:
“Stinky with your nose so brown
Won't you ride my corn hole down?”
That was the last they saw of him
But then they shouted out with glee
"Stinky the Brown-Nosed hamster
it was better you than meeee!"
Oh the Holey days!!!!! They just MOVE ME!!!
Uh oh....speaking of movement.... I gotta...
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18th December 2007 10:27 AM |
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Blowey |
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18th December 2007 10:29 AM |
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Joey |
quote: Blowey wrote:
W- What ?!
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/andy-borowitz/clinton-says-being-marrie_b_76992.html
" During an interview on PBS' The Charlie Rose Show, the former president said that those who accuse him of favoritism towards his wife "have got it all wrong, because, you know, Charlie, I've pretty much lived my entire life as if I wasn't married to her at all."
Mr. Clinton added that in order to demonstrate his objectivity about Sen. Clinton's qualifications, he would remove his wedding ring and keep it off for the duration of the campaign.
"As far as I'm concerned, from this day on I'm single," the former president said.
During the free-wheeling one-hour chat, aides to Mr. Clinton gathered in the studio control room and frantically attempted to induce the engineers to cut short the interview, with one aide trying to pull a cable out of its socket in the hopes that it would plunge the studio into darkness.
But their efforts were in vain as the former president continued his unbridled monologue, at one point touching on the similarities between a president and a prostitute.
"Being a president is a lot like being a thousand-dollar-a-night call girl, Charlie," he said. "Experience matters."
YES !!!!!!!
'kins , Est. , 1999 and loved by Everybody .
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18th December 2007 11:30 AM |
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gimmekeef |
Played "Carol" from Ya Yas last night!..That groove in middle is vintage Stones....Anyone says they werent best live act ever..Just pop that on for them |
18th December 2007 11:36 AM |
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Joey |
quote: gimmekeef wrote:
Played "Carol" from Ya Yas last night!..That groove in middle is vintage Stones....Anyone says they werent best live act ever..Just pop that on for them
Full Frontal Nuzzle coming your way gimmekeef ......
Full Frontal !!!!!!
Skittles ™ |
18th December 2007 12:37 PM |
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Blowey |
quote: Joey wrote:
Full Frontal Nuzzle coming your way gimmekeef ......
Full Frontal !!!!!!
Skittles ™
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18th December 2007 01:49 PM |
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pdog |
Joey is actually critiquing Blowey's posts...
Holy crapstickpooponastick.... |
18th December 2007 01:58 PM |
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SweetVirginia |
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18th December 2007 02:09 PM |
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Some Guy |
Don't squeeze The Joey. Nuzzleism prevails! |
18th December 2007 03:21 PM |
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Joey |
" Joey is actually critiquing Blowey's posts... "
W- What ?!
http://www.vajoe.com/candidate_calculator.html
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18th December 2007 03:48 PM |
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gimmekeef |
quote: SweetVirginia wrote:
Winslow Studs early days? |
18th December 2007 04:38 PM |
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glencar |
" During an interview on PBS' The Charlie Rose Show, the former president said that those who accuse him of favoritism towards his wife "have got it all wrong, because, you know, Charlie, I've pretty much lived my entire life as if I wasn't married to her at all."
Simply brilliant! |
19th December 2007 07:30 AM |
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Blowey |
Hillary Clinton WILL BE the next president of these United States.
BOOK it!!!!
Ho Chi Blow, Established not very long ago but loved by so very many people. |
19th December 2007 07:23 PM |
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TampabayStone |
quote: glencar wrote:
" During an interview on PBS' The Charlie Rose Show, the former president said that those who accuse him of favoritism towards his wife "have got it all wrong, because, you know, Charlie, I've pretty much lived my entire life as if I wasn't married to her at all."
Simply brilliant!
Smooth |