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Background image by Irina!Happy New Year! - Bonne et Heureuse Année! Glückliches Neues Jahr! - Gelukkig Nieuw Jaar Nuovo Anno Felice! - ¡ Feliz Año Nuevo cabrones ! Чистяков - Ano Novo Feliz! Hyvää Uutta Vuotta - Srecna Nova Godina ! Gott Nytt År! - gelukkige nuwejaar - Gëzuar vitin e ri
ein gutes neues Jahr - e glëckliches nëies
aam said - shnorhavor nor tari
yeni iliniz mubarek - urteberrion
subho nababarsho - asgwas amegas
hnit thit ku mingalar pa - bloavez mad
честита нова година - kung hé fat tsoi
feliç any nou - xin nièn kuai le
seh heh bok mani bat uh seyo - godt nytår
sretna nova godina - felicxan novan jaron
head uut aastat - onnellista uutta vuotta
gelukkig Nieuwjaar - bliadhna mhath ur
ath bhliain faoi mhaise - feliz aninovo
blwyddyn newydd dda - kali chronia
rogüerohory año nuévo-re - shana tova
nav varsh ki subhkamna - boldog új évet
selamat tahun baru - farsælt komandi ár
felice anno nuovo - akemashite omedetô
asseguèsse-ameguèsse - hosa varshada shubhaa shayagalu
sur sdei chhnam thmei - umwaka mwiza
sala we ya nû pîroz be - sabai di pi mai
laimīgo Jauno gadu - laimingų Naujųjų Metų
e gudd neit Joër - srekna nova godina
selamat tahun baru - arahaba tratry ny taona
kia hari te tau hou - shine jiliin bayariin mend hurgeye (Шинэ жилийн баярын мэнд хvргэе - wênd na kô-d yuum-songo
gelukkig Nieuwjaar - godt nytt år
naya saal mubarik - sâle no mobârak
szczęśliwego nowego roku - un an nou fericit
С Новым Годом - ia manuia le tausaga fou
bonu annu nou - srecna nova godina
goredzwa rakanaka - stastlivy novy rok
srečno novo leto - dobir leto
gott nytt år - a guets Neuis
mwaka mzuri - manigong bagong taon
ia ora te matahiti api - iniya puthandu nalVazhthukkal
šťastný nový rok - nuthana samvathsara subhakankshalu
สวัสดีปีใหม่ - tashi délek
yeni yiliniz kutlu olsun - Z novym rokom
Chúc Mừng Nǎm Mới - bone annéye 新年好 - 明けましておめでとう - 행복한 새로운 년
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'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the bath house
Not a creature in my colon, not even a mouse;
My stockings were on, poked through with hair,
In hopes that Jm. J. Bullock soon would be there!
The Village People were nestled all snug in their beds,
While visions of testicles danced in their heads.
Café Host Bill in a Speedo, sits upon my lap,
We had just settled down for a little butt slap.
When out in the parking lot there arose such a clatter,
I sprang from the bath leaking Bill’s baby batter.
Away to the window I sashayed really fast,
Tore open the shutters, my Schlong up like a mast.
The moon on the breast of a man in the snow!
Gave the lustre of mid-day to delicious objects down below,
When, what to my bulging eyes should appear,
But a Bombay Safire Martini, held aloft by a queer,
With a little pink pecker, so lively and fey,
I knew in a moment it must be Jm J.!
More rapid than poodles his butt buddies they came,
And he lisped, and squealed, and called them by name;
"Now, Lance! now, Elton! now, Liberace and Greg Louganis!
On Boy George! George Michael! and Rip Taylor – fill his anus!
To the edge of the bath! Jump into the water!
Now pump away! pump away! a Butt hole we shall slaughter!"
So up to the my bath they all faggily flew,
With their hands full of butt toys, and Jm J. too.
He was dressed all in leather, from his head to his shoes,
And his clothes were all spackled with poop and man-goo!
A bundle of toys he had flung in my pooper,
His loads were so big we needed a scooper.
His eyes -- how they twinkled! his dimples how merry!
His butt cheeks were like roses, each nipple like a cherry!
His droll little mouth was drawn up like a bow,
And the beard of his chin held cum white as the snow;
The stump of my weener he held tight in his teeth,
And his lips it encircled the head like a wreath;
He had a goofy face and a little round belly,
That shook, when he pounded me like a bowlful of jelly.
With a wink of his eye all his friends took a turn
After Lance, Elton and Rip, my ass it did burn.
They spoke not a word, but went straight to their work,
And splooged my stockings; with a pull-out and a jerk,
And laying his finger aside of his butt,
They all left me there after busting a nut.
They sprang to their limo, all shiny and bright,
I heard them playing show tunes as they drove into the night.
But I heard Jm exclaim, ‘ere he drove out of sight,
"Happy Christmas to Blowey, we gang banged you up right!"
OH!!!! OHH!!!!!!!!
I JUST LOVE the holey days!!!
BLOWEY!!!!!
13th December 2007 08:37 PM
SweetVirginia
OMG, Blowey, you have outdone yourself.
13th December 2007 08:42 PM
LadyJane
I don't know whether to laugh my ass off or gag at the mental picture.
I'm doing both.
Merry Christhmath Blowey!!
LJ.
13th December 2007 08:54 PM
TampabayStone
Very nice! It is begining to look a lot like Christmas around here.
13th December 2007 08:58 PM
Joey
quote:
TampabayStone wrote:
Very nice! It is begining to look a lot like Christmas around here.
Owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww !!!!!!!
13th December 2007 09:02 PM
TampabayStone
quote:Joey wrote:
Owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww !!!!!!!
13th December 2007 09:06 PM
PartyDoll MEG
Blowey...such talent!!
You should spend more time with your pen and paper writing works of art on the toilet!!
Ho Ho Ho
13th December 2007 09:45 PM
Blowey
quote:PartyDoll MEG wrote:
Blowey...such talent!!
You should spend more time with your pen and paper writing works of art on the toilet!!
Ho Ho Ho
I have left a little something extra inside your underwhere(sic) drawer this evening.
Yes.
My Yule Log!
Merry Blowmas, my princess.
J&R Blowey World!
13th December 2007 11:09 PM
gypsy
Oh, God, that was friggin' funny. You've outdone yourself, Blowey. I had no idea you had a poet inside you...figuratively.
14th December 2007 12:10 AM
Riffhard
Holy fuck that was funny! I had to dry my face after reading that brilliant post! I haven't seen talent,or laughed so hard, since the days of the Billy Preston Action Figure and Ball Custard post days that Maxlugar made so memorable, oh those many years ago. Shit that post was like an old pro coming out and just stunning the young upstarts with sheer brilliance as the pretenders cower in the corner and take notes(and probably copy and paste)! That was the posting equivalent of Dylan's "Time Out Of Mind". Just out of nowhere posting brilliance akin to the glory days of Maxlugar's glory days! Hmmmm......I wonder......
Riffy
14th December 2007 05:21 AM
pdog
I have no words, just a picture, which is worth a thousand words....
14th December 2007 05:28 AM
Mr Jurkka
Im on xmas spirit! Christimas is the best holiday of year!
14th December 2007 09:06 AM
Highwire Rob
14th December 2007 10:24 AM
Joey
quote:Blowey wrote:
'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the bath house
Not a creature in my colon, not even a mouse;
My stockings were on, poked through with hair,
In hopes that Jm. J. Bullock soon would be there!
The Village People were nestled all snug in their beds,
While visions of testicles danced in their heads.
Café Host Bill in a Speedo, sits upon my lap,
We had just settled down for a little butt slap.
When out in the parking lot there arose such a clatter,
I sprang from the bath leaking Bill’s baby batter.
Away to the window I sashayed really fast,
Tore open the shutters, my Schlong up like a mast.
The moon on the breast of a man in the snow!
Gave the lustre of mid-day to delicious objects down below,
When, what to my bulging eyes should appear,
But a Bombay Safire Martini, held aloft by a queer,
With a little pink pecker, so lively and fey,
I knew in a moment it must be Jm J.!
More rapid than poodles his butt buddies they came,
And he lisped, and squealed, and called them by name;
"Now, Lance! now, Elton! now, Liberace and Greg Louganis!
On Boy George! George Michael! and Rip Taylor – fill his anus!
To the edge of the bath! Jump into the water!
Now pump away! pump away! a Butt hole we shall slaughter!"
So up to the my bath they all faggily flew,
With their hands full of butt toys, and Jm J. too.
He was dressed all in leather, from his head to his shoes,
And his clothes were all spackled with poop and man-goo!
A bundle of toys he had flung in my pooper,
His loads were so big we needed a scooper.
His eyes -- how they twinkled! his dimples how merry!
His butt cheeks were like roses, each nipple like a cherry!
His droll little mouth was drawn up like a bow,
And the beard of his chin held cum white as the snow;
The stump of my weener he held tight in his teeth,
And his lips it encircled the head like a wreath;
He had a goofy face and a little round belly,
That shook, when he pounded me like a bowlful of jelly.
With a wink of his eye all his friends took a turn
After Lance, Elton and Rip, my ass it did burn.
They spoke not a word, but went straight to their work,
And splooged my stockings; with a pull-out and a jerk,
And laying his finger aside of his butt,
They all left me there after busting a nut.
They sprang to their limo, all shiny and bright,
I heard them playing show tunes as they drove into the night.
But I heard Jm exclaim, ‘ere he drove out of sight,
"Happy Christmas to Blowey, we gang banged you up right!"
Son .......................
Indeed you are strong as the Emperor has forseen .
Come ...... ( ** Young Joey now reaches out his hand to Maxy ** ) and fulfill your destiny by completeing your journey towards the Dark Side .
That's my plan tonight! Eagles are still #3! Luckily, it's a double album of PURE ART!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
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