20th December 2006 12:51 PM |
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Dan |
I think it was Sweden where some divorcing lesbians successfully sued their sperm donor for support. Since that country seems to be every American liberal's wet dream I think I will just keep the liquid kids swimming to the usual place for free. |
20th December 2006 12:55 PM |
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Jeep |
How many bucks for Monica Lewinsky semen stained dress ?
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20th December 2006 12:59 PM |
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tumbled |
I feel a ~~gag~~coming on
http://snowflakes.lookandfeel.com/index.html
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20th December 2006 01:15 PM |
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Voodoo Scrounge |
I think I will go to the doctors about my problem. Nobody I have spoken to seems to have experienced this. |
20th December 2006 01:16 PM |
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LadyJane |
quote: nankerphelge wrote:
Personally, I think the concept is pretty easy to get your head around...
UM...NO.
More like this:
HeHeHeHe
LJ. |
20th December 2006 01:19 PM |
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nankerphelge |
Touche' |
20th December 2006 01:21 PM |
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LadyJane |
quote: nankerphelge wrote:
Touche'
LOL....
And all I had to do was google "goofy kids"....
winks,
LJ. |
20th December 2006 01:24 PM |
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20th December 2006 01:30 PM |
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Bitch |
I agree with Dan, best not to sell your sperm at all, because you dont know where it will end up, or who may become the mother of your child, or when, or how many children you will have. That stays frozen for years, you can be dead and a child of yours can be born in a world you arent a part of. Theres something very unnatural and disturbing about that. |
20th December 2006 01:30 PM |
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Voodoo Scrounge |
quote: Jeep wrote:
Brilliant!
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20th December 2006 02:03 PM |
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nankerphelge |
This year, I made $150,000 on the side
The right side...
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20th December 2006 04:00 PM |
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Joey |
" This year, I made $150,000 on the side
The right side..."
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20th December 2006 08:24 PM |
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stonedinaustralia |
quote: Honky Tonk Man wrote:
HA!
How much comes out is not something I think about too often really. I guess the longer I go without sex, the more it builds up!
ha - a mate of mine sent me a text message the other day saying he had MS(b) and would need an ECG
concerned for him i phoned and asked if it was serious thinking it was some new strain of Multiple Sclerosis
he then explained that MS(b) stood for Massive Semen Build-up and the E.C.G. was an Expensive Call Girl and that following the treatment all was well
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21st December 2006 12:54 PM |
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lotsajizz |
quote: Joey wrote:
Jizzy ........................................
Joey!!!!!! |
22nd December 2006 11:37 AM |
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Honky Tonk Man |
quote: stonedinaustralia wrote:
ha - a mate of mine sent me a text message the other day saying he had MS(b) and would need an ECG
concerned for him i phoned and asked if it was serious thinking it was some new strain of Multiple Sclerosis
he then explained that MS(b) stood for Massive Semen Build-up and the E.C.G. was an Expensive Call Girl and that following the treatment all was well
[Edited by stonedinaustralia]
Glad I'm not the only one! The longer you keep things locked away, the more that gets stored! I've never been into masturbation and beleive me, when a girl finally did the deed for me, there was quite a splash!
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22nd December 2006 12:26 PM |
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Bitch |
quote: Honky Tonk Man wrote:
Glad I'm not the only one! The longer you keep things locked away, the more that gets stored!
uh-huh, you men should blast off at least once a week, IMO, for optimum freshness and pleasentness for the lady! |
22nd December 2006 01:35 PM |
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nankerphelge |
Once a week???
Christ, I clean 'em daily! |