| 20th December 2006 08:11 AM |
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| nankerphelge |
Someone left a card on the car last night from a local sperm bank asking for donors to join the program.
They are offering $400-1200 a month to join.
Unfortunately, they want men ages 18-39.
Missed it by a few years.
To think, I coulda been getting paid for the love juice!
I probably could have retired by now.... |
| 20th December 2006 08:26 AM |
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| Voodoo Scrounge |
quote:
nankerphelge wrote:
They are offering $400-1200 a month to join.
So what are the criteria for you to get £1200 and not £400.
Is it just shear amount of spunk, cos I got loads!
Sometimes when I blow my beans, its like an explosion at the Yakult factory!
[Edited by Voodoo Scrounge] |
| 20th December 2006 08:27 AM |
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| lotsajizz |
ahem |
| 20th December 2006 08:30 AM |
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| Voodoo Scrounge |
quote:
lotsajizz wrote:
ahem
Nice. I like that! |
| 20th December 2006 08:33 AM |
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| Honky Tonk Man |
Too much info Voodoo Scrounge!  |
| 20th December 2006 08:53 AM |
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| Scottfree |
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lotsajizz wrote:
ahem
classic....Bizzaro JB could do no better.... |
| 20th December 2006 08:54 AM |
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| Jumacfly |
quote:
nankerphelge wrote:
Someone left a card on the car last night from a local sperm bank asking for donors to join the program.
They are offering $400-1200 a month to join.
Unfortunately, they want men ages 18-39.
Missed it by a few years.
To think, I coulda been getting paid for the love juice!
I probably could have retired by now....
Call Fedex here I come!!! |
| 20th December 2006 08:59 AM |
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| Voodoo Scrounge |
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Honky Tonk Man wrote:
Too much info Voodoo Scrounge!
Seriously though!
I think its a real medical problem! |
| 20th December 2006 10:11 AM |
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| Honky Tonk Man |
quote:
Voodoo Scrounge wrote:
Seriously though!
I think its a real medical problem!
HA!
How much comes out is not something I think about too often really. I guess the longer I go without sex, the more it builds up! |
| 20th December 2006 10:15 AM |
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| Voodoo Scrounge |
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Honky Tonk Man wrote:
HA!
How much comes out is not something I think about too often really. I guess the longer I go without sex, the more it builds up!
I dont think it works like that!
I have been getting my end away a fair bit over the past few weeks and I seem to be producing more and more. As Del Boy once said "Im gonna be scared to sneaze" |
| 20th December 2006 10:28 AM |
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| Honky Tonk Man |
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Voodoo Scrounge wrote:
I dont think it works like that!
I have been getting my end away a fair bit over the past few weeks and I seem to be producing more and more. As Del Boy once said "Im gonna be scared to sneaze"
Well it works like that with me!
Funy you mention Only Fools and Horses. My favourite episode was on the other night. The one when it turns out Boyce is a jaffer and Marlene comments that "he firses more blanks than the territorials"!
Glad to hear your getting your end away anyway. |
| 20th December 2006 10:37 AM |
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| Voodoo Scrounge |
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Honky Tonk Man wrote:
Well it works like that with me!
Funy you mention Only Fools and Horses. My favourite episode was on the other night. The one when it turns out Boyce is a jaffer and Marlene comments that "he firses more blanks than the territorials"!
Glad to hear your getting your end away anyway.
I love Only Fools. One of my favourite scenes has to be the one where Del Boy come wlaking out of Boycies house talking to the builder. The builder is going on about being a good builder and says "Im not a cowboy Del Boy" and Del Boy says "No course your not, see you later Bronco!"
Classic!
That and the Chanderleir
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| 20th December 2006 10:40 AM |
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| gustavobala |
quote:
Voodoo Scrounge wrote:
So what are the criteria for you to get £1200 and not £400.
Is it just shear amount of spunk, cos I got loads!
Sometimes when I blow my beans, its like an explosion at the Yakult factory!
[Edited by Voodoo Scrounge]
400 = t.t.boy
1200 = peter north
LOL |
| 20th December 2006 10:42 AM |
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| Voodoo Scrounge |
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gustavobala wrote:
400 = t.t.boy
1200 = peter north
LOL
Reckon Im in for a good 50 dollars then!
Lol |
| 20th December 2006 10:47 AM |
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| nankerphelge |
I was wondering about the $400 vs. $1200 too.
I doubt it is a "per shot" volume issue.
But it is probably a total volume issue.
You know, as long as you fill the jar, we don't care howe many times it takes you.
Either that or there is some qualitative measure.
Maybe, like diamonds, there is a clarity or impurity measure.
Like if it is laced with chiba and wine, you get less because you might end up with a Joey-like baby!!! |
| 20th December 2006 11:34 AM |
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| Honky Tonk Man |
quote:
nankerphelge wrote:
I was wondering about the $400 vs. $1200 too.
I doubt it is a "per shot" volume issue.
But it is probably a total volume issue.
You know, as long as you fill the jar, we don't care howe many times it takes you.
Fill the jar? How big are they normally? Wouldn't you be a bit sore? Can you take more than a day to fill it? So many questions need to be answered.
I think Nanky should go for it and let us know!  |
| 20th December 2006 11:41 AM |
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| nankerphelge |
Left - $1200
Right - $1.23
Thank you.
Now we have answers. |
| 20th December 2006 11:45 AM |
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| Joey |
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lotsajizz wrote:
ahem
Jizzy ........................................ |
| 20th December 2006 11:48 AM |
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| Voodoo Scrounge |
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nankerphelge wrote:
Left - $1200
Right - $1.23
Thank you.
Now we have answers.
The way my bollocks have been behaving recently I could fill two of those jars on the left in one shot.
Im seriously worried
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| 20th December 2006 11:48 AM |
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| LadyJane |
I'm watching The View.
Rosie O is interviewing Hillary Clinton.
Think about THAT as you prepare to donate. 
lmfao.
LJ.
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| 20th December 2006 11:50 AM |
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| glencar |
That big fat lady is Hillary? She sounds like Kaye Ballard! |
| 20th December 2006 11:53 AM |
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| Jumacfly |
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Voodoo Scrounge wrote:
The way my bollocks have been behaving recently I could fill two of those jars on the left in one shot.
Im seriously worried
got frogs in your balls dear VS?? |
| 20th December 2006 11:53 AM |
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| LadyJane |
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glencar wrote:
That big fat lady is Hillary? She sounds like Kaye Ballard!
You missed Hillary.
Wait..YOU are watching The View???
LJ. |
| 20th December 2006 11:55 AM |
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| glencar |
Yes because you mentioned She-devil was on it. You're talking to a kid who used to run to see car accidents. Can't help it. |
| 20th December 2006 11:56 AM |
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| glencar |
22k already? Merry Christmas everybody! See youse next week. |
| 20th December 2006 11:57 AM |
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| pdog |
As long as I'm not shooting dust out my pecker, all is well! |
| 20th December 2006 12:06 PM |
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| M.O.W.A.T. |
quote:
nankerphelge wrote:
I was wondering about the $400 vs. $1200 too.
I doubt it is a "per shot" volume issue.
But it is probably a total volume issue.
You know, as long as you fill the jar, we don't care howe many times it takes you.
Either that or there is some qualitative measure.
Maybe, like diamonds, there is a clarity or impurity measure.
Like if it is laced with chiba and wine, you get less because you might end up with a Joey-like baby!!!
The $1200 deal comes with a free tube of Absorbine Jr. |
| 20th December 2006 12:08 PM |
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| pdog |
It's a fine line between getting paid to jerk off and getting paid to be a jerk off, No? |
| 20th December 2006 12:26 PM |
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| Starbuck |
quote:
Someone left a card on the car last night from a local sperm bank asking for donors to join the program.
They are offering $400-1200 a month to join.
Unfortunately, they want men ages 18-39.
Missed it by a few years.
To think, I coulda been getting paid for the love juice!
imagine....hundreds of little nankys running around....
it boggles the mind!
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| 20th December 2006 12:38 PM |
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| nankerphelge |
Personally, I think the concept is pretty easy to get your head around...
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