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Topic: 'Twas the Night Before Christmas. Return to archive
12-24-02 08:34 AM
Maxlugar 'Twas the night before Christmas, I slept like a log.
I Suddenly awoke, I heard a sound through my fog.

I got out of bed with a yawn and a stretch.
Was hungover as hell, I felt I might retch.

Then I heard it again as I approached the stair.
Was it a lion, a tiger or a rabies-infected bear?

I ran with a dither, a pom-pastity klither!
A slither, a twither, a kink kinkily bo-bither!

I came to our tree, all festooned in light.
I smiled with glee at the delicious new sight.

There were presents from Santa in a pile so thick.
The cookies and milk were gone with a smack and a lick.

I went to the kitchen; it was there that I saw...
A bright light shinning from under the cellar door!

I slowly opened the door and crept fast down below.
The Stones were playing loud on my Subterranean stereo!

I rounded the corner and froze with a stare.
There was Santa, rocking to Brussels Affair!

I could tell by his laughter he'd been at it a while.
His face full of joy and a permanent smile.

He was dancing and singing and spilling his drink.
He was jumping and spinning, his face turning pink.

I stood there, mouth opened, and mindlessly leered.
When I noticed with a fright there was chiba in his beard!

Santa had Noltied in the bar in my basement.
Hundreds of Stones CD's on the floor, not one in their casement.

I said "Santa slow down!" with concern in my speech.
As my own nasty hangover did temporarily teach.

I pleaded "Come on Santa you've got more presents to deliver!"
He barely looked up, drool leaving his mouth with a slither.

"What happened to Now Dasher, now Dancer, Now Prancer and Vixen...
On Comet, on Cupid, on Donder and Blitzen?"

With red eyes and rum breath he got to his feet.
He said "I've got a new catch phrase, and I'll often repeat:

"Now Wyman, now Taylor, Watts, Richards and Jagger!"
On Miss You, on Bitch, on Rocks Off and Shattered!"

I begged him to deliver the presents as he sat on an Elf.
He pointed out the window, "There's my sled, do it yourself!"

So I got in his sled with some beer and a map.
I got the deer flying with a whip and a clap.

We flew through the air as I loudly spat and cursed.
I have no idea where I'm going but I'll go to the Rocks Off members first!

Have a Nolte Christmas everyone!!!

Maxy!







12-24-02 09:43 AM
luxury1 Oh god Max, you are back in full glorious form
12-24-02 11:16 AM
jb A republican could not have authored such a moving poem...I think there's a little Joe Lieberman in Max afterall!!!
12-24-02 11:19 AM
nankerphelge Truly beautiful! That week off did you some good!!
12-24-02 11:32 AM
VoodooChileInWOnderl You rule bro... Merry stonesy Christmas everyone!
12-24-02 12:58 PM
Maxlugar Hey Voodoo don't we have some Magazine issues to deal with still?

I forget how we left off but I still want that RS.

E-me at home!

Maaaa Maaaaaaaax Maaaaaaxxxxxyyyyy!!!
12-24-02 01:17 PM
Martha Maxy are you on the wagon?
12-24-02 01:59 PM
gypsy That was incredible, Maxy! Thanks!
12-24-02 02:03 PM
parmeda Merry Christmas Max!

....lol, thanks for that!


[Edited by parmeda]
12-24-02 02:33 PM
Moonisup merry x-mas
12-24-02 04:01 PM
stonedinaustralia merry christmas to you and yours max

12-24-02 05:32 PM
scope Maxy, you've out done yourself. Simply beautiful.

Happy holidays to one and all at Rocks Off. Let the Nolte's Roll!
12-24-02 05:36 PM
Fiji Joe That what you been doing all this time...on the wagon?...is that when you're drinking or not drinking?
12-24-02 07:20 PM
Jaxx great fantasy. thanks for the giggle. merry xmas to all and to all a Stonesly night. i'm cranking "stripped companion" at the moment.
12-24-02 07:34 PM
Joey " We flew through the air as I loudly spat and cursed.
I have no idea where I'm going but I'll go to the Rocks Off members first! "

<------- Bless you my Maxy !!!!!

Damn Straight little buddy . I was completely out of
material too --- there I was high up in the cabinets , rifling through some " Queens '99 " posts , whence I looked at the screen , and this manifest came across ........


Indeed , Merry X - Mas to all my Persian Brothers and Sisters !

I hope you have Champagne for Joey Santa

" Word Up Ronnie "

Huh ???????????????????????????????

J .

12-25-02 01:19 AM
~AzQb

MaxyYuPpIeNoLtEPuP!

Much royal love yer way tomorrow, and i must say, i'm excited about the upcoming WeeBairn- you WiLl let us know when the darling WHeLp is born?

You MuSt.

LoVeYoUMyMaXy!

~
12-26-02 08:29 AM
Maxlugar "Damn Straight little buddy . I was completely out of material too --- there I was high up in the cabinets , rifling through some " Queens '99 " posts , whence I looked at the screen , and this manifest came across ........"

Thanks, my Muse.

In the spirt of Christmas, take all you want. You need it lately. Your posts are taking on an air of despiration.

But please, I beg of you, don't lift "Pom-Pastity Klither"!

I worked long and hard on that one. You should see how many times I wrote a word there and crossed it out. Will you be bidding on the original manuscript on Ebay?
12-26-02 09:56 AM
Factory Girl Maxy, That was Great FUN! Merry Holidays to you and your family!
12-26-02 04:28 PM
Joey Muse ??????????????????????


Muse ??????????????????????


I ain't your fucking Muse , you are MY lead singer !!!!!


Huh ??????????????????????


" Pom-Pastity Klither Ronnie "


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