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gypsy wrote:
You've opened a can of worms now. I already know joey is going to Google "feces" and post photos of shit all day tomorrow.

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gypsy wrote:


joey, ya know what would be really cool? If you got a camera phone and took it to work, and whenever you had to GO, you could send us the pictures of what your bowel movents looked like.

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Joey wrote:



Gypsy ..........................................

I have been giving a lot of thought recently as to just Why ?!?! , WHY ?!?! I always have such a Smelly Ass and I have come to the conclusion that it is my diet . I mean , all those Prime Rib Dinners , Steaks , Hamburgers , Barbecued Ribs/ Chicken and Pizza . I NEVER eat breakfast and I usually have a bowl of soup for lunch in order to watch my weight ----- but when " Din Din " comes around -- Look Out !!! ( The Joey goes wild ) !!!!!

Then , the next morning , it HITS !!!!!! ... Oh , you know .......YOU JUST KNOW !!!!!!!!! Usually around 9:00 AM CDT the first bowel begins to churn and then that sensation .......................... I mean ...............like a ground squirrel on a golf course I immediately " perk up " , look around the room , sign off me computer and run to the " Men's Toilet " as fast as I can whilst the maintence men in the atrium just stop what they are doing , stand around and look at me and shake their heads in disgust ( I used to be friends with them too -- but not anymore ) . Gypsy , throughout the course of the day I must go through three / four rolls of toilet paper , fifty or sixty gallons of water , plug up two or three DIFFERENT toilets on various / sundry floors of the building , and burn out numerous ceiling fans .

I am a plumber's WORST nightmare .

................. and my poor ASS -- it is unbelievably smelly but there is nothing I can do but pull up my shorts/pants and carry on the rest of the day the best I can !!!!!!!!!!!!


" He's got a Smelly Ass Ronnie ! "

D.J. Jazzy Joe and the Fresh Prince of Boca Raton ! �

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not bound to please wrote:
What a thing to come back to!

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gypsy wrote:



I bet your ass is all raw and chafed.

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J.J.Flash wrote:
Poor ass....it must look almost raped, you know....those huge monster swabs........

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Bloozehound wrote:
does your asshair have a mullet cut

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Bloozehound wrote:
does your asshair have a mullet cut

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J.J.Flash wrote:
I think I won't reach 2K till the end of this year......

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stonedinaustralia wrote:
is this one of yours???

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