Absolutely brilliant...and custom made, I do believe, for our own Nanky.
I gotta alert Parmeda to this gem.
lmfao.
LJ.
6th December 2007 09:50 AM
VoodooChileInWOnderl
LOL great work there, in fact I love that song since I heard it the first time
Now the "new" lyrics
If you're havin' trouble with you barnyard friends --
You've got a thing for ewes --
Been countin' sheep -- but you're not in bed --
Here's what you gotta do:
Get out the barn -- stay off the farm!
Go read a nursery rhyme.
Don't ring 976-BAAA --
That kind of love's a crime! Hey,
Dirty deeds, done with sheep!
Dirty deeds. Little Bo Peep!
Dirty deeds, done with sheep!
Dirty deeds, and they're done with sheep!
Dirty deeds, and they're done with sheep!
My friend Larry has a little lamb --
Her fleece is white as snow.
He keeps braggin' 'bout her night and day --
Someone should tell him, "No",
Look at the flock -- They're all in shock!
Here comes that mutton fan.
Knock off the fleece -- Give them some peace.
Don't be a barn door man! No.
Dirty deeds, done with sheep!
Dirty deeds. Little Bo Peep!
Dirty deeds, done with sheep!
Dirty deeds, and they're done with sheep!
Dirty deeds, and they're done with sheep!
Velcro gloves... Knee pads... Late-night dates...
Done with sheep!
Warning signs... Electric fences... High Voltage!
Done with sheep!
Dirty deeds...
Don't tell 'em what I've done to you!
Done with sheep!
Dirty deeds...
Dirty deeds...
Dirty deeds, done with sheep! Aaaargh!
(Quiet, girls! I think the shepherd's coming!)
6th December 2007 09:57 AM
VoodooChileInWOnderl
LOL wanna say once more... I'm laugihng out loud, that IS brilliant!
6th December 2007 10:25 AM
sirmoonie
Great post - funny as hell.
6th December 2007 10:40 AM
Tom
LOL
6th December 2007 10:44 AM
Fiji Joe
6th December 2007 11:53 AM
Joey
quote:Fiji Joe wrote:
"Lil Fiji..I just got a feeling that in 15 or 20 years, you're gonna be somebody...maybe like a writer or something"
6th December 2007 12:49 PM
monkey_man
That's priceless. . . . do you ever sleep PDog?
6th December 2007 02:25 PM
pdog
quote:monkey_man wrote:
That's priceless. . . . do you ever sleep PDog?
Does Tyler Durden sleep?
The first rule of pillow fight club is, you don't talk about pillow fight club!
The second rule is, you don't talk about pillow fight club!
15th December 2007 07:52 PM
TomL
Lil Bo Peep....done dirt sheep. Just FUCKING brilliant. P that was absolutely wonderful.
Nanky you have some real fine friends.
16th December 2007 11:13 AM
fireontheplatter
how do people think up this stuff?
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