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| jb |
We are a very prude country...that's why successful men like me have to have mistresses who will do what the spouse won't do...
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| Moonisup |
smart, smart |
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| riffhard64 |
like a frightened turtle..lol |
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| Pattie |
I�ve been to Holland and I almost got laid...but I said no at the last minute, cause I was involved with someone else at the time |
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| Moonisup |
I have never cheated!!
Are you coming to holland pattie next summer? |
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| jb |
It has nothing to do with looks..my wife is pretty..it's just that you lose that spark..you need the prostitute to keep it exciting. |
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| Pattie |
yes maybe! |
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| Moonisup |
quote:
Pattie wrote:
yes maybe!
that would be fun! |
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| Pattie |
jb, what does the prostitute do that your wife doesn�t? Can�t you ask your wife to do those things? |
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| Pattie |
yes it would be fun Rik, I liked Holland when I was there, they know how to rock, and that�s a very important quality to have. |
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| jb |
No Patti...my wife is commonly referred to as a JAP(Jewish American Princess)..Early in the r/s you are lucky to get a bj..once married, that ends and sex is limited to 2 a month , usually after a large purchase. After kids(2 in my case and still going), sex is no longer an act, but merely a distant thought
The mistress/call girl will wear Victoria Secret lingerie with spiked heals and slowly perform striptease .....
[Edited by jb] |
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| Pattie |
poor jb, no blowjobs. Then I understand. |
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| jb |
Rik...the "wooden tongue" |
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| parmeda |
jb, no wonder you have stomach troubles hon...us MP's are quite the opposite of your JAP's. I understand now... |
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| jb |
Pam, pleae don't read these vulgar posts..I don't want to offend you and ruin our friendship! By the way, what is a MP? |
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| parmeda |
Offend me?...LMAO
Josh, you should know better!
FYI...an MP is a Mafia Princess, my dear.
and yes, we are quite a passionate breed! |
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| Moonisup |
hi pam |
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| parmeda |
Hi Rik!
Happy Holidays to you, my sweet! |
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| jb |
Parmeda...Please don't get upset, but I love Italian woman...My secretary "Andrea" is such a gem....I would have married this woman but for my wife. My hairdresser Linda is Italian and she is another one I love. In fact, I am often told i look Italian... |
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| Moonisup |
Have a great new year!! And a wonderful X-mas!!
wish lots of health to you |
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| Pattie |
can�t say the same for Italian men, except Paolo Maldini off course |
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| Moonisup |
pattie, dutch men are great |
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| David |
jb, you crack me up. |
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| Pattie |
I think you�re great Rik, I don�t know the other dutch men, and how do I get an avatar in my sig? |
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| Moonisup |
go to update profile, you can find it there, find an url and move it in there, then you should get an avatar |
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| parmeda |
see Josh, I always thought of you as a smart man...you are a good judge of character 
Pattie's correct about the Italian men! Most of them...(I said MOST...no offense to any Italian men here!) are real assholes. Did I marry one? HELL NO!
I can see where someone may take you for a fellow goomba...you've got the look going for ya! |
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| Pattie |
Right most italian men, like I said, not Paolo Maldini
can I use any url? Or do I have to download a picture get my own page and then write it in as my avatar? |
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| Moonisup |
no |
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| telecaster |
quote:
jb wrote:
No Patti...my wife is commonly referred to as a JAP(Jewish American Princess)..Early in the r/s you are lucky to get a bj..once married, that ends and sex is limited to 2 a month , usually after a large purchase. After kids(2 in my case and still going), sex is no longer an act, but merely a distant thought
The mistress/call girl will wear Victoria Secret lingerie with spiked heals and slowly perform striptease .....
[Edited by jb]
JB: What do eggs benedict and BJ's have in common?
They are great but you can't get either one at home!
Married for 8yrs now divorced, I feel your pain |
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| Pattie |
so do I have to have a picture then move it to another location? |
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