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Topic: (on topic) Vagina, what a good time!!! Return to archive
12-18-02 03:08 PM
Scottfree Dealt with a little strange the other evening, damn is that some fun stuff, I need to do that with more ofteness...(also known as frequency)

It's what the Stones are all about
12-18-02 03:11 PM
nankerphelge Strange huh?
As in strange, strange, strange desires?
As in sheep?
12-18-02 03:12 PM
sirmoonie I think you are trying to say you had sex. If that is the case, congratulations! There is not enough love in the world. We all need to make more of it.
12-18-02 03:12 PM
Sir Stonesalot That's not so strange.
12-18-02 03:15 PM
sasca Then you're doing it wrong.
12-18-02 03:17 PM
Mother baby
quote:
sirmoonie wrote:
I think you are trying to say you had sex. If that is the case, congratulations! There is not enough love in the world. We all need to make more of it.



"What's love got to do with it?" Tina Turner
12-18-02 03:19 PM
sirmoonie I'm doing my share Sasca, its guys like you that aren't holding up their end. Figuratively, not literally, that is.
12-18-02 03:22 PM
sasca Holding my end is all I've been doing recently. I suffer from unrequited love. I have to requite myself.
[Edited by sasca]
12-18-02 03:23 PM
parmeda ....damn!
12-18-02 04:37 PM
luxury1 What? I don't get it
12-18-02 04:50 PM
nankerphelge Neither does sasca apparently. But he has it all well in hand I guess...
12-18-02 04:57 PM
sasca Indeed. I'd tell you more but I'm keeping my affairs private.
12-18-02 05:00 PM
sirmoonie I get it. Get it?
12-18-02 05:08 PM
sasca Got it. But the burning is less since I took the pills.
12-18-02 05:15 PM
sirmoonie Thromboticulitis? Or just regular old "submarine disease"?

Either way, I'm sorry to hear it, but don't say you're weren't told well in advance.
12-18-02 05:30 PM
sasca
quote:

but don't say you're weren't told well in advance.



But I wasn't. So how was I to know that covering the left-prong of a tuning fork in deep-heat and inserting it up my urethra could be dangerous?
12-18-02 05:38 PM
parmeda sasca...surely, you jest my friend! ...LOL



[Edited by parmeda]
12-18-02 05:56 PM
sasca Ah, if only that were so, but as I stare down into the lavatory bowl and scream I know it is not. My friends, educate your children. Tell them that inserting musical items into their person may prove dangerous. Because if you don't tell them, who will?
12-18-02 06:04 PM
Highwire Rob There is a ring of truth to this . . .
12-18-02 08:53 PM
Scottfree I believe a single (I'm difficult to look at apparently)(but hell from what I've seen of some of you blokes ain't that pretty as well)chap came up with the term stange, because it can become quite unfamiliar....
12-18-02 10:05 PM
nankerphelge Difficult to look at?
Try mascara!





12-19-02 12:39 AM
Scottfree Wonmderful to look at, difficult to acquire
12-19-02 12:40 AM
Scottfree At least the quality version
12-19-02 01:03 AM
sirmoonie Depends if you got game or not.
12-19-02 10:37 PM
Highwire Rob Speaking of personas and game -- When is Rocks Off going to upgrade us all to interactive Sims characters? We could maneuver around a virtual Stones world including a studio with instruments laying about to jam real rock on.

I suppose there'd even be Joey's "House of Blow Monkey" to amble in to; we could get extra points by helping his little leaf Buddy to evade the cops. An there'd be a fair share of lawyers offices to seek redress of issues.

What do you say Voodoo, Gazza, & Jaxx? How many years is that off?

So what else would be in the Rocks Off Sims world? . . .
12-19-02 11:04 PM
sirmoonie
quote:
Highwire Rob wrote:
So what else would be in the Rocks Off Sims world? . . .



It will need a bar. That I'm absolutely sure of.
12-19-02 11:06 PM
parmeda ...and a Koi Pond, of course!
12-19-02 11:49 PM
Nasty Habits It would need KMAX.

12-20-02 08:40 AM
Sir Stonesalot Sim Nolte?

Sim naked snorkling?

If we did the Sim thing, I'd never get anything else done.