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Charleston police arrested an East Bank man for allegedly having sex with a sheep used in a West Side funeral home's live nativity scene.
Joey Armstrong, 29, allegedly broke into a shed that housed the animals used in the holiday scene at the Bartlett-Burdette-Cox Funeral Home on Tennessee Avenue about 5:50 a.m. Saturday, Charleston Police Sgt. Brent Webster said.
Police, who were responding to a suspicious person call, say they found the suspect at the nativity scene, Webster said.
Armstrong was charged with trespassing, destruction of property and cruelty to animals. He was being held at South Central Regional Jail on $2,500 bond.
Webster said police are consulting with the prosecutor's office and bestiality charges could be issued against Armstrong.
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| luxury1 |
Where do you find this stuff nanky? Or do you just dream it up in that big lonely office of yours?? |
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| Joey |
Sheep Lie !!!!!
Word Up , G !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HUH ??????????????
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| nankerphelge |
More than you know |
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| egon |
that reminds me...
An Australian ventriloquist arrives in an isolated Welsh village and makes straight for the pub.
An old Welshman is sitting outside the pub stroking his dog.
"G'day mate - nice dog you've got there" says the Aussie
"Mmmmmm" says the Welshman
"Does he talk much ?"
"Of course he doesn't talk much - he's a dog" says the Welshman looking blankly at the Aussie.
"I'll bet you he'll talk to me" says the Aussie who proceeds to say hello to the dog and ask him how he is.
"Great", says the dog."Just passing the time of day here with my master".
"Is your master a nice bloke ?" inquires the Aussie.
"Yeah, he's great", answers the dog as his astonished master watches.
"He feeds me really nice food three times a day, takes me out twice a day to catch a ball and he even takes me to the pub of an evening."
While his master stares gobsmacked at the dog, the Aussie asks whether the horse standing on the other side of the road belongs to him.
"Yes", says the Welshman. "And before you ask, he doesn't speak".
"We'll see about that " says the Aussie who wanders over to the horse and
asks him how it's going.
"Cool", says the horse. "Not too much work. My master's a really nice bloke
and I live on a lovely quiet farm with loads of other nice animals. It's a
great life really".
The Welshman stands astonished watching the Aussie and his horse continue
their chat, after which the Aussie comes to sit down beside him again.
"So then mate, that your sheep over there in the field ?"
"Yeah but he's a fucking liar"
[Edited by egon] |
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| jb |
Bah,Bah.Bah........... |
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