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| sexy_chik4u |
hey evrybody!!wuts goin on?just wanted 2 know how many sexy guys are out there that're willing to give it to me.im sexy,horny,and 38dd.well email me if you're interested!i'll be waiting for you on my bed... |
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| jb |
I am very interested in you..I am very rich, good-looking, and #1 Stones fan in Slovakia...please PM me and I will fly you in for weekend......P.S. I am hung like Big Al Gore!!! |
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| nankerphelge |
Christ we're all sexy and horny too -- clearly you don't get to RO very often! If you snorkle naked, you might try SS -- but as he'll no doubt tell you -- take a fucking number.
And the 38DD thing -- shit - Fiji's got bigger tits than you!
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| Sir Stonesalot |
Norkle Snaked!!! |
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| Lacride |
I'M READY!!!
D'you wanna it "� la fran�aise"?... |
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| Sir Stonesalot |
Hey Lacridesy!
Please teach me how to say "Snorkle Naked" in French.
Other languages of the world(except farsi) are welcome too! |
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| sasca |
Why not Farsi? And why do I keep recieving invitations to join bestiality sites?
[Edited by sasca] |
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| parmeda |
...nuotare nudo, SS
If you want to take it to another level...
nuotare nudo e trascinare il suo gallo lungo il pavimento di oceano
Have fun with this one, lmao!
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| Sir Stonesalot |
>Why not Farsi?<
Because after they passed the Homeland Security Act, you can be tossed in the slammer for speaking any arabic dialect. Besides, I don't want to sound like I'm horking up goobers. |
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| Lacride |
quote:
Sir Stonesalot wrote:
Hey Lacridesy!
Please teach me how to say "Snorkle Naked" in French.
Other languages of the world(except farsi) are welcome too!
Dear Sir,
"la plong�e naturiste" in the ocean.
With a female homo sapiens sapiens, "une minette", among other words and expressions...
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| FPM C10 |
quote:
Sir Stonesalot wrote:
>Why not Farsi?<
Because after they passed the Homeland Security Act, you can be tossed in the slammer for speaking any arabic dialect.
Hey, Brownie finally got a Mac and dailed up the internet. Being a shortwave enthusiast, he wanted to dial up international radio. First thing we found was some CRAZY sounding techno from the UAE. Then a really awful jingle, in English, that went "Good Morning UAE!"
Are we going to be dragged off to Guantanamo for these offenses against the Security of Der Fatherla... I mean Homeland Security?
Man, I liked living in America a lot better than wherever we are now.
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| Sir Stonesalot |
Dang.
Everything sounds so damn sophisticated when you say it in French. Lovely.
Never met a Parisian that I haven't wanted to punch in the face though..... |
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| Sir Stonesalot |
Uhhhhhhh....I was gonna stop in at your place tomorrow to check out our puppet show footage....but since "The Man" is coming for you, I better steer very clear.
God damn subversives, you-inses are! |
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| jb |
My philosophy is this...I love my wife very much..I am a good provider and good father..However, I really don't believe in an after life, so this is it..Why should I deprive myself of sex with other women as long as it hurts no one...I'm noit leaving my family, I don't have the embarrassment of asking my wife to do things that would offend her, and I am saving my marriage by having a healthy outlet...This is just my opinion... |
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| sasca |
Farsi is not Arabic. It�s not even Semitic. It�s Indo-European. |
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| Sir Stonesalot |
Yeah, so.
You think Tom Ridge and the Patriotic Police are gonna make that kind of distinction?
Big Brother don't give 2 shits, it SOUNDS like it might be arabic....or at the very least, like something that a terrorist might speak. |
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| Lacride |
SHIT!
We talk about SEX (what a beautiful thing, a very stonian matter) and it turns to racism!
Are you afraid of BEING?
Night
Chris |
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| throbby |
jb wrote:
My philosophy is this...I love my wife very much..I am a good provider and good father..However, I really don't believe in an after life, so this is it..Why should I deprive myself of sex with other women as long as it hurts no one...I'm noit leaving my family, I don't have the embarrassment of asking my wife to do things that would offend her, and I am saving my marriage by having a healthy outlet...This is just my opinion...
Being another married male in need of a healthy outlet, I was wondering, does your wife share your philosophy? |
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| jb |
No..she is a bit old fashioned....I married her b/c of her purity...but she is a little frigid.... |
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| Pants Make the Man |
quote:
Sir Stonesalot wrote:
>Why not Farsi?<
Because after they passed the Homeland Security Act, you can be tossed in the slammer for speaking any arabic dialect.
Oh, how I wish that was true. |
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| Factory Girl |
I bet you jb that you can unlock the passion in your lady.
Be creative and innovative. Don't be afraid to ask her to be a little wild. Just think you could have a wife and a mistress-in the same person.
Ok, the sex advice bit is over...lol. |
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| sasca |
Fuck off you half-witted cunt. I regret replying because I�m sure you were hoping to get a rise out of me but sometimes things need to be said. Get a thrill out of bigotry, do you? Well, so does a four-year old saying 'poo'.
It was people like you who used to demonstrate their patriotism in WW1 by killing dachshunds.
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| jb |
Thanks FG...but I have what my therapist called the "Madonna" complex. |
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| sasca |
Just so there is no misunderstanding - I wasn't talking to you, jb and FG. It sounds a very healthy life. |
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| jb |
No problem sasca....you do seem a bit angry... |
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| sasca |
I have this silly prejudice against prejudice. |
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| Moonisup |
the chick wanna get fucked
well come to amsterdam and make 50 Euros a time in the red light district |
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| jb |
Who was being prejudice?
Moon..I will use the 2 Euros you sent me..only 48 too go!!!
[Edited by jb] |
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| sasca |
Pants. |
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| jb |
I think he was kidding...I will tell you, however, the whole middle-east thing should be off limits..people on both sides get really upset..me included. |
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