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Topic: Congratulations on 13k Joey!!! Return to archive Page: 1 2 3
December 15th, 2004 11:47 AM
jb Congrats on 13k Joey!!!You are a delightful young man with a great sense of humor.
December 15th, 2004 11:48 AM
egon may I be the 2nd to wish joey
December 15th, 2004 11:50 AM
Mathijs Congrats! 13000 posts and absolutely nothing interesting to say!

Mathijs
December 15th, 2004 11:51 AM
telecaster http://www.airliners.net./open.file?id=147788&WxsIERv=Qm9laW5nIDc0Ny0yODNCKFNGKQ%3D%3D&WdsYXMg=UG9sYXIgQWlyIENhcmdv&QtODMg=RGVsaGkgLSBJbmRpcmEgR2FuZGhpIEludGVybmF0aW9uYWwgKERFTCAvIFZJRFAp&ERDLTkt=SW5kaWE%3D&ktODMp=TWF5IDE5OTk%3D&BP=0&WNEb25u=WXVzdGFz&xsIERvdWdsY=TjkyMUZU&MgTUQtODMgKE=Q2FyZ28gbWlzY29uZmlyZ3VyYXRpb24%3D&YXMgTUQtODMgKERD=MTI0ODQ5&NEb25uZWxs=MjAwMS0wMy0xMA%3D%3D&ODJ9dvCE=&O89Dcjdg=MjE1NzUvMzU4&static=yes&sok=V0hFUkUgIChGSU5EX0lOX1NFVCgnY2FyZ28nLCBzcGVjaWFsKT4wKSAgb3JkZXIgYnkgdmlld3MgREVTQw%3D%3D&photo_nr=7

Unfortunately for the other passengers, Cafe Hostess Jill was allowed pre-boarding
December 15th, 2004 11:53 AM
jb
quote:
Mathijs wrote:
Congrats! 13000 posts and absolutely nothing interesting to say!

Mathijs

mATHJIS, WHAT IS THE BEST 72 REHEARSAL TAPES..THANKS
December 15th, 2004 12:00 PM
Jair Great, Joey!
Me and my friend Juanito, bellow, wish congrats to you.

Your posts + Readers Digest + Playboy mag are my favorite readings. You always first, of course.

Saludos from the Banana Brazilian Republic!!!

December 15th, 2004 12:15 PM
Joey

Bless you all so much My Stones Brothers and Sisters !


The Congratulatory cards and letters just keep pouring in from all over the world and each of you is much loved by the Joey !

For you all ! :


http://oddsandsods.imdanet.com/petephotos6.htm

P.S. : I just received an E - Mail from none other than Kim Jong Ill , himself , wishing me and everyone here a very hearty and healthful new year.


" Rolling Stones Rule You Bastards ! "

D.J. Jazzy Joe and the Fresh Prince of Boca Raton ! ™
December 15th, 2004 12:16 PM
Joey
quote:
Jair wrote:

You always first, of course.






Jair , you are much loved by the Joey !


www.ChristiShake.com
December 15th, 2004 12:41 PM
Snappy McJack For Joey:


Saw a man about fifty or so
He looked lonely but his eyes were bright
He was walking up the Holland Park Road
And I stopped him to ask for a light
He practacally froze when I spoke
But eased when he saw my cigarette
Then I saw as he lit up my smoke
Beneath his coat he was naked and wet

With eyes full of shame
For he knew that I knew
He slumped to the wall with a moan
I said "I know there's no name
For what you go through
But how can you do it alone?"

I crossed the street to the local newstore
Flicked through some cheap magazines
Beside me some schoolkid I saw
Push some girlie mags down into his jeans
The shop girl was watching amazed
Asked me to call for the police.
She screamed at his blushing young face
And he escaped into the streets.

With eyes full of shame [etc.]

Do it alone, how can you do it alone,
I need your help, so I can do it by myself.
Do it alone, don't have to breathe down a phone
I ain't got a clue, 'bout the things that you do
But how...can you do it alone?

How can you do it?

Back at the flat my girl sat in the shower
And wasn't too keen on me sharing
She came out well after an hour
And by that time I was past caring
Some women it seems have the knack
Of attaining that stars in their dreams
They simply relax and lay back
While people like us scratch our jeans.

With eyes full of shame
And I know it must show
I slump - and I fall and I groan
Will somebody explain
What I need to know
How can you do it alone?

How can you do it

How can you do it without any help?
How can you do it all by yourself?




December 15th, 2004 12:42 PM
jb i AM NOT ON SPEAKING TERMS WITH fIJI jOE
December 15th, 2004 12:56 PM
LadyJane Congrats Joey!! 13k and half of it crap. Literally!!

LJ.
December 15th, 2004 01:03 PM
jb
quote:
jb wrote:
http://www.geocities.jp/takasusyachou/fart2/fartsmaster2.html#strategy1

December 15th, 2004 02:26 PM
Joey
quote:
LadyJane wrote:
Congrats Joey!! 13k and half of it crap. Literally!!

LJ.



You make Joey sad .
December 15th, 2004 02:27 PM
jb http://www.internationalwallofprayer.org/Index-003-Jerusalem-of-Gold-Hebrew-Lyrics.html
December 15th, 2004 02:32 PM
Joey
quote:
jb wrote:
http://www.internationalwallofprayer.org/Index-003-Jerusalem-of-Gold-Hebrew-Lyrics.html



" Avir harim zalul kayayin
Ve-rei'ah oranim
Nissa be-ru'ah ha'arbayim
Im kol pa'amonim

U-ve-tardemat ilan va-even
Shvuyah ba-halomah
Ha-ir asher badad yoshevet
U-ve-libbah homah

Yerushalayim shel zahav
Ve-shel nehoshet ve-shel or
Ha-lo le-khol shirayikh
Ani kinnor.

Eikhah yavshu borot ha-mayim
Kikkar ha-shuk reikah
Ve-ein poked et Har ha-Bayit
Ba-ir ha-attikah

U-va-me'arot asher ba-selah
Meyallelot ruhot
Ve-ein yored el Yam ha-Melah
Be-derekh Yeriho

Yerushalayim shel zahav
Ve-shel nehoshet ve-shel or
Ha-lo le-khol shirayikh
Ani kinnor.

Akh be-vo'i ha-yom la-shir lakh
Ve-lakh likshor ketarim
Katonti mi-ze'ir bana'ikh
U-me-aharon ha-meshorerim

Ki shemekh zorev et ha-sefatayim
Ke-neshikat saraf
Im eshkakhekh Yerushalayim
Asher kullah zahav

Yerushalayim shel zahav
Ve-shel nehoshet ve-shel or
Ha-lo le-khol shirayikh
Ani kinnor.

Hazarnu el borot ha-mayim
La-shuk ve-la-kikkar
Shofar kore be-Har ha-Bayit
Ba-ir ha-attikah

U-va-me'arot asher ba-selah
Alfey shemashot zorhot
Nashuv nered el Yam ha-Melah
Be-derekh Yeriho

Yerushalayim shel zahav
Ve-shel nehoshet ve-shel or
Ha-lo le-khol shirayikh
Baby Steelie ! "
December 15th, 2004 02:33 PM
LadyJane
quote:
Joey wrote:


You make Joey sad .



Awww...now Joey. That wasn't meant to make you sad. I thought you enjoyed telling us all about your bowel problems, smelly ass, uncaking needs, etc.!! I live for reading all about it!!!!!!!

Come to LJ.

LJ.
December 15th, 2004 02:34 PM
jb
quote:
LadyJane wrote:


Awww...now Joey. That wasn't meant to make you sad. I thought you enjoyed telling us all about your bowel problems, smelly ass, uncaking needs, etc.!! I live for reading all about it!!!!!!!

Come to LJ.

LJ.http://www.heptune.com/farts.html

December 15th, 2004 02:36 PM
Joey
quote:
LadyJane wrote:




Come to LJ.

LJ.



I can't right now Lady Jane .....................


You see , I have a Smelly Ass

W- W- W- W- What ?!?! ....Oh sure ! :

http://www.howardstern.com/today-show-archive.php
December 15th, 2004 02:41 PM
jb http://www.heptune.com/farts.html
December 15th, 2004 09:20 PM
Soldatti Congrats Joey.
December 15th, 2004 11:00 PM
gypsy Let me be the first to congratulate you on reaching 13k. I guess it makes up for the fact that you did not have sex with "Cafe Hostess Jill." See, it all balances out in the end, my friend!
December 15th, 2004 11:06 PM
Snappy McJack Let's all be happy. We can not let a few "bad apples" ruin this thread.

W-W-W-What? Did someone say "bad apples"?

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(Slash / McKagan / Stradlin / Rose)


Diamonds and fast cars
Money to burn
I got my head in the clouds
I got these thoughts to churn
Got my feet in the sand
I got a house on the hill
I got a headache like a mother
Twice the price of my thrills
An it's a cold day, it's a continental drift
I said this traffic is hell
Can you give me a lift
An I'll try to paint a story
Got your pictures to tell
Yeah you got to make a living
With what you bring yourself to sell


I got some genuine
Imitation
Bad Apples
Free sample
For your peace o' mind
Only $9.95
I got my camera back from customs
Got my law fees up to date
Hell they musta seen me comin'
Ain't this life so fuckin' great


When the shit hit the fan
It was all I could stand
Yeah, well I'm a frequent flyer
My body's breathing while it can
But what I don't understand is that
My world ain't gettin' no brighter
If I could touch the sky
Well I would float on by
While everybody's talkin'
Hell I'm just another guy
If it were up to me
I'd say just leave me be
Why let one bad apple
Spoil the whole damn bunch


Gold and caviar
Now why'nt you pour my apathy
I'd have all my bases covered
If I could teach my hands to see
But now we're down in the deep end
Where they'd love to watch you drown
I said your laundry could use washing
We'll hang it up all over town
I said Hollywood's like a dryer
An we're down on Sunset Strip
An you'll be suckin' down the Clorox
'Til your life's all nice and crisp


When the shit hit the fan
It was all I could stand
Yeah, well I'm a frequent flyer
My body's breathing while it can
But what I don't understand is that
My world ain't gettin' no brighter
If I could touch the sky
Well I would float on by
While everybody's talkin'
Hell I'm just another guy
If it were up to me
I'd say just leave me be
Why let one bad apple
Spoil the whole damn bunch


When the shit hit the fan
It was all I could stand
Yeah, well I'm a frequent flyer
My body's breathing while it can
But what I don't understand is that
My world ain't gettin' no brighter
If I could touch the sky
Well I would float on by
While everybody's talkin'
Hell I'm just another guy
If it were up to me
I'd say just leave me be
Why let one bad apple
Spoil the whole damn bunch
Why let one bad apple
Spoil the whole damn bunch
Boy!!
December 15th, 2004 11:22 PM
gypsy
quote:
VoodooChileInWOnderl wrote:


Best post and 100% real



Whatever. As a medical professional, I am extremely interested in joey's ass...and all of josh's diseases.
December 16th, 2004 08:11 AM
Jair
quote:
Joey wrote:


Jair , you are much loved by the Joey !


www.ChristiShake.com



Thank you, Holy Joey, but you deserved it!
You just made History on message boards across the centuries.
May humanity lowly follow your example of faith and
perseverance.

...And god bless us all.




[Edited by Jair]
December 16th, 2004 09:44 AM
Joey
quote:
Jair wrote:


Thank you, Holy Joey, but you deserved it!
You just made History on message boards across the centuries.
May humanity lowly follow your example of faith and
perseverance.

...And god bless us all.




[Edited by Jair]


Bless You Jair !

www.TinaJordan.com




Jacky !

December 16th, 2004 09:50 AM
Jumacfly
quote:
Mathijs wrote:
Congrats! 13000 posts and absolutely nothing interesting to say!

Mathijs



LOL
December 16th, 2004 10:12 AM
jb
quote:
Jumacfly wrote:


LOL

and over 1100 of our troops dead and France has nothing to say.
December 16th, 2004 10:14 AM
Joey
quote:
jb wrote:
and over 1100 of our troops dead and France has nothing to say.




December 16th, 2004 02:02 PM
J.J.Flash Congratulations to one of the most admired North American by J.J.Flash......Always worth reading your sense of humor. You surely know how to write a post and how to write it well.

Shall save money and that gathering on the next tour (which btw will start in Philly with a schedule plenty of São Paulo(BR), Rio de Janeiro(BR) and Buenos Aires (AR)gigs.......yes my captain.......

The best Rocks Off Message Board yet!

Swabby!

P.S.: I was fuckin' serious about the Belushi thing fellow. I desperately need to meet you on the next tour, having copious amount of good beer.

"Did somebody say JAGGERBOMBS?!?!?"
December 16th, 2004 02:05 PM
J.J.Flash Wherever you may be Tony Santos....I know your heart is with Joey and you are pretty proud of him.
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