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Topic: Joey and Joshie/jb receive award (nsc) Return to archive
December 14th, 2004 05:05 PM
Starbuck LOCAL BOYS MAKE GOOD
-Many meaningless posts peak intrest of Guiness Book
-Govt Analyst: "Amount of time spent making 13 K posts equals total man hours for Nepal's 2003 GDP"

From the Associated Press
(12/15/04 Boca Raton office)

Two fans of the rock band The Rolling Stones received the Presidential Medal of Wasted Time this week from former President William J. Clinton, after the first of them finally crossed the 13,000 posts barrier at the Rolling Stones MB "Rocks Off". The two men were honored for countless hours spent wiling away their time posting mostly incomprehensible and somewhat slightly hacked material at various Rolling Stones websites across the net. The ceremony was carried out in the east room of the White House, with many friends and family present.
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(The recipients JB (left) and Joey receive the Presidential Medal from Pres. Clinton.)
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The current president, who was looking forward to dispensing the award, was asked not to attend when one of the recipients leaked to the Omaha Daily Herald that he'd "rather have his erect nipples shaved off than receive the award from Dubya." Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton was asked to moderate the proceedings, but she was busy planning her 2008 run for the White House, so her husband was asked to fill in. "I'd be happy to help out the two men who helped ghost write my memoirs," President Clinton was quoted as saying.

Reaction among colleagues of the two men was, of course, nothing short of sheer wonder. Shock and awe, so to speak. "Amazing. $#@*ing goddam amazing," sirmoonie told ABC news. "That's tits up, that's what that is."

"I agree," said steel wls.

"Joey, yeah, he is a hell of a poster. Hell of a poster. But I've heard he's less than spectacular in the sack, if you catch my drift, said Factory Girl.

After the ceremony, Joey and Joshie returned to the Washinton Sheraton, where a reception line more than a mile long was formed of people wanting to get in to touch the two men's respective monkies. "You may touch my monkey," Josh told an admiring fan, "but I certainly DON'T do anal."


(a young joey tries out for the 1946 Minneapolis Lakers)


(josh in his early 20s (middle) pauses after helping to liberate jerusalem from the jordanians)

No animals were harmed in the making of this report.




[Edited by Starbuck]
December 14th, 2004 05:16 PM
Joey
Excellent Post Starbuck ! Thanks !

Please feel free to take the rest of day off !


The Joey , Established 1999


December 14th, 2004 05:21 PM
not bound to please
quote:
Joey wrote:

Excellent Post Starbuck ! Thanks !

Please feel free to take the rest of day off !


The Joey , Established 1999






Congrats!!!!

what did you have for lunch Joey?

I had crab cakes, asparagus and spinach, washed down with vintage merlot...
December 14th, 2004 05:23 PM
F505 hi Lambchop!
December 14th, 2004 05:26 PM
Joey
quote:
F505 wrote:
hi Lambchop!



Hi F505 ......................


Don't forget about
December 14th, 2004 05:28 PM
Joey
quote:
not bound to please wrote:



what did you have for lunch Joey?




Lambchop ........................................

I went over to Jill's place and " Balled For Lunch " .

.....great for my diet , let me tell ya ( I may not need your services the rest of the year ).

Developing .................................

M. Jackyfly !
December 14th, 2004 05:32 PM
F505
quote:
Joey wrote:


Hi F505 ......................


Don't forget about




Hell I won't! You will hear more pretty soon...
December 14th, 2004 05:35 PM
Joey
quote:
F505 wrote:


Hell I won't! You will hear more pretty soon...




Promises ........................


PROMISES ........................!!!!!

Cassie !
December 14th, 2004 05:39 PM
F505
quote:
Joey wrote:



Promises ........................


PROMISES ........................!!!!!

Cassie !



But first of all I need a copy of Goddes in the Doorway. Can you send me this as soon as possible?
December 14th, 2004 05:43 PM
Joey
quote:
F505 wrote:


But first of all I need a copy of Goddes in the Doorway. Can you send me this as soon as possible?



Please ask Maxy ...............


.....as he has MANY copies just lying around .

December 14th, 2004 05:46 PM
Starbuck
quote:
first of all I need a copy of Goddes in the Doorway. Can you send me this as soon as possible?


I can send you mine.

It can be found here:

December 14th, 2004 05:47 PM
F505
quote:
Starbuck wrote:


I can send you mine.

It can be found here:





Thanks!
December 15th, 2004 10:10 AM
Fiji Joe Hell...I got a copy of Goddess I'll send you
December 15th, 2004 11:34 AM
Joey
quote:
Fiji Joe wrote:
Hell...I got a copy of Goddess I'll send you




I just made a copy of something myself .............


Wait ! ...............Here comes the rest of me ! :


********** END TRANSMISSION **************
December 16th, 2004 06:19 AM
F505
quote:
Fiji Joe wrote:
Hell...I got a copy of Goddess I'll send you



Is this the famous copy that came from Florida?
December 16th, 2004 10:50 AM
jb
quote:
F505 wrote:


Is this the famous copy that came from Florida?

I'm no longer on speaking terms with Fiji Joe.
December 16th, 2004 11:07 AM
Joey


<---------------Josh is no longer on speaking terms with Fiji Joe.


This be the word on The Street !


Scuzzi !
December 16th, 2004 10:07 PM
Starbuck
quote:
I'm no longer on speaking terms with Fiji Joe.



fiji joe should be commended for trying to start a stones MB fantasy baseball league.

lord knows we need something to help us waste more time.

rumor has it the guy shares the covenant too. well, that's just what i've heard.
December 17th, 2004 04:49 AM
F505
quote:
jb wrote:
I'm no longer on speaking terms with Fiji Joe.



What has happened?
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