| December 13th, 2004 04:12 PM |
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| Joey |
quote:
gypsy wrote:
and have come to the conclusion that joey is, indeed, without a doubt, a ONE-PUMP CHUMP, as I have believed all along.
 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
YOU MAKE JOEY CRY LIKE BABY !!!!!! .. Why ?!?!
http://www.time.com/time/magazine/archive/covers/0,16641,1101791217,00.html
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| December 13th, 2004 04:16 PM |
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| gypsy |
quote:
Joey wrote:
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
YOU MAKE JOEY CRY LIKE BABY !!!!!! .. Why ?!?!
http://www.time.com/time/magazine/archive/covers/0,16641,1101791217,00.html
I want to know how long each romp lasted, joey. Why did you ejaculate twice in only one to three hours? Did you not last long the first time? Then you were like "Jill, I swear, I'm usually not a 'Quick Draw McGraw,' just let me try one more time. I swear it will be good for you the second time."
Why weren't you able to flip her around to get her on all fours?
I'm disappointed in you, joey. |
| December 13th, 2004 04:20 PM |
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| Joey |
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gypsy wrote:
Why weren't you able to flip her around to get her on all fours?
I know !!! ... I know !!!!
Forgive me my Princess but your young Joey was tired and simply said , " Fu## it !!! " and decided to bore down and hold on tight for the rest of the night .
http://www.time.com/time/magazine/archive/covers/0,16641,1101890904,00.html |
| December 13th, 2004 04:32 PM |
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| gypsy |
quote:
Joey wrote:
I know !!! ... I know !!!!
Forgive me my Princess but your young Joey was tired and simply said , " Fu## it !!! " and decided to bore down and hold on tight for the rest of the night .
http://www.time.com/time/magazine/archive/covers/0,16641,1101890904,00.html
My point has been proven: joey is a lousy fuck. |
| December 13th, 2004 04:44 PM |
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| Joey |
quote:
gypsy wrote:
My point has been proven: joey is a lousy fuck.
!!!!
Why ?!?!
http://www.ghostbar.com/http_docs/photos/04_10_01_gh/main.asp
WHY ?!?!
Why do you make the Joey cry so violently ?!?!
Why ?!?!
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" and then , Depression set in Ronnie ! "
( cue Bernstein Music )
The Joey , Established 1999 �
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| December 13th, 2004 04:48 PM |
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| not bound to please |
quote:
gypsy wrote:
My point has been proven: joey is a lousy fuck.
  
[Edited by not bound to please] |
| December 13th, 2004 04:52 PM |
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| not bound to please |
quote:
Joey wrote:
http://www.ghostbar.com/http_docs/photos/04_10_01_gh/main.asp
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| December 13th, 2004 04:54 PM |
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not bound to please wrote:
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[Edited by Joey] |
| December 13th, 2004 05:25 PM |
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| not bound to please |
quote:
Joey wrote:
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[Edited by Joey]
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| December 13th, 2004 05:27 PM |
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| Joey |
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not bound to please wrote:
Lambchop ..........................................
You will never guess the size of the Sh## that I just took ! ... Indeed , it has been building all damn day and I STILL can't believe that all of that came out of little ol' me -- especially after last night's Prime Rib Dinner .
W- W- W- W- What ?!?!?! Oh , ...... well ...... it is very peculiar in that it has a yellowish tint to it with a " Slime Green " hue , stringy , lengthy ( very lengthy ) and at first I didn't think it was really mine until I smelled the " Au Juice " . |
| December 13th, 2004 09:45 PM |
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| Maxlugar |
<----Did Jill's (aka Bruce) full ball bag come flying out of there too?
OH BABY MAXLETTE! YOU IS BAD!
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| December 14th, 2004 02:11 AM |
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| gypsy |
The more I think about your date, joey, the more I feel disappointed. I am not speaking to you until you at LEAST pin her fucking legs behind her ears so she looks like Bugs Bunny, and go to town for at least 45 minutes.
[Edited by gypsy] |
| December 14th, 2004 07:20 AM |
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| Maxlugar |
[quote]Joey wrote:
... Hell , she almost fell asleep --
Cow tipping anyone?
The anticipation of bedding our lil' pal must have been excruciating!
His posts have the same effect on me.
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.....
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| December 14th, 2004 09:21 AM |
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| Joey |
" The more I think about your date, joey, the more I feel disappointed. I am not speaking to you until you at LEAST pin her fucking legs behind her ears so she looks like Bugs Bunny, and go to town for at least 45 minutes. "
Give me one more chance my Princess !!!!
This Friday , I will settle all " family business " .
Word !
Joey Clemenza !
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| December 14th, 2004 09:26 AM |
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| nankerphelge |
Japanese men without a shoulder to cry on this Christmas are being offered a woman's lap - made out of foam - to rest on instead.
The "lap pillow", shaped like the bottom half of a kneeling woman, is selling for about 9,429 yen ($90), the French news agency AFP reported.
"Single men find this soothing," said Mitsuo Takahashi of the manufacturer Trane KK.
He told AFP that the Hizamakura, or lap pillow, fulfilled a primal need.
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| December 14th, 2004 09:36 AM |
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| telecaster |
quote:
gypsy wrote:
The more I think about your date, joey, the more I feel disappointed. I am not speaking to you until you at LEAST pin her fucking legs behind her ears so she looks like Bugs Bunny, and go to town for at least 45 minutes.
He was in a hurry, the Viagra was wearing off
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| December 14th, 2004 09:39 AM |
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| Snappy McJack |
Joey, I know a way that you can really IMPRESS Jill!
Instead of feeling like this ---------->, Jill will surely feel like this ---->
Recite these lyrics and all of your troubles will disappear:
"Wiggle Stick"
Reverend Horton Heat
I got a wiggle stick, momma
And you'll like it a lot
I got a wiggle stick, momma
And you'll like it a lot
When I start to shake baby what I got
You start to shake it with me honey
Things get hot
I got a whammy bar, momma
And it's just your size
I got a whammy bar, momma
And it's just your size
When your knees start to sqeeze
And you open your eyes
My whammy bar shakes and it satisfies
I got a viberator nob
Let me flick your switch
I got a viberator nob
Let me flick your switch
When your knees start to sqeeze
And your lip starts to twitch
My viberator nob's gonna' scratch that itch
(Yeah scratch it baby!
Scratch it
Scratch it
Yeah!)
I got a wiggle stick, momma
A wiggle stick, momma
I got a wiggle stick, momma
I got a wiggle stick, momma
When I start to shake baby what I got
You start to shake it with me honey
Things get hot
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| December 14th, 2004 09:46 AM |
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| egon |
quote:
gypsy wrote:
go to town for at least 45 minutes.
[Edited by gypsy]
45 minutes???? you read to much cosmopolitan! |
| December 14th, 2004 11:19 AM |
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| jb |
Watch interacial pornos with Long Dong Silver and Vanessa Del Rio. |
| December 14th, 2004 11:20 AM |
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| Starbuck |
Congrats on the first date young joseph. i haven't had a date since i've been married!
just make sure you use protection or you might end up with one of these:
or perhaps one of these:
or even worse (perish the thought!), one of THESE:
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| December 14th, 2004 11:43 AM |
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| Bloozehound |
quote:
Starbuck wrote:
i haven't had a date since i've been married!
bet ya never had one before then either, perk up Joey maybe you'll be gettin' married pretty soon too |
| December 14th, 2004 05:21 PM |
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| Joey |
quote:
Maxlugar wrote:
His posts have the same effect on me.
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.....
This from a man who spends his Friday Evenings reading turgid novels in bed whilst his little man looks up at him with an expression closely resembling !
{ CA - RACK }
Upper Deck ( Third level ) Ronnie !
JJJJJJJJJJJJJJACKY ! �
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| December 14th, 2004 05:57 PM |
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| Maxlugar |
[quote]Joey wrote:
This from a man who spends his Friday Evenings reading turgid novels in bed whilst his little man looks up at him with an expression closely resembling !
Good lord! Lil' Joesky, the expiration for a comeback expired about three hours ago.
Hath your lamety no limit?
I do believe "The Horse" has ruined your concentration.
Keep on swingin' poppy!
MACKY! |
| December 14th, 2004 10:55 PM |
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| gypsy |
quote:
jb wrote:
Watch interacial pornos with Long Dong Silver and Vanessa Del Rio.
jb, you're so smart. It gets me hot. |
| December 14th, 2004 11:01 PM |
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| Snappy McJack |
Hey Gypsy, I'm right...aren't I? I mean, Joey singin' that "Wiggle Stick" song would get him some puss-puss, wouldn't it? |
| December 14th, 2004 11:28 PM |
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"puss-puss"=lesbian=Hilary Rodham Clinton
Back to joey...ummm, I highly doubt he even had a date at all. |
| December 14th, 2004 11:33 PM |
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| Snappy McJack |
Puss-Puss = Lesbo?
Damn it! I got it wrong! I have once again failed to help the Joey!
Sorry Joey. |
| December 14th, 2004 11:47 PM |
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| gypsy |
quote:
Snappy McJack wrote:
Puss-Puss = Lesbo?
Damn it! I got it wrong! I have once again failed to help the Joey!
Sorry Joey.
Joey is beyond help, my friend. |
| December 15th, 2004 09:48 AM |
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" Maxlugar wrote:
His posts have the same effect on me.
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz "
Joey wrote:
This from a man who spends his Friday Evenings reading turgid novels in bed whilst his little man looks up at him with an expression closely resembling !
{ CA - RACK }
Upper Deck ( Third level ) Ronnie !
JJJJJJJJJJJJJJACKY ! �
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THIS is So DAMN GOOD !!!! ............. I just HAD to post it AGAIN !!!!!
JACKY ! �
Jacky ! � ......... Jacky ! � ...... Jacky ! � |
| December 15th, 2004 10:27 AM |
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| Joey |
quote:
gypsy wrote:
Joey is beyond help, my friend.
Come to Joey ....................... |
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