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Topic: Guts v Balls - stop me if you've heard this one before... Return to archive
December 15th, 2005 11:55 PM
stonedinaustralia this just arrived in my email in box -




*Guts vs. Balls*


Just in case you didn't know the difference:


We've all heard about people having guts or balls.

But do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definition for each is listed below .


*GUTS *- is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being assaulted by your wife with a broom and having the guts to ask:"Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"


*BALLS* - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the ass and having the balls to say: "You're next."
December 15th, 2005 11:56 PM
pdog Do you know how an Emo kid changes the light bulb?
Fuck him, let the pussy cry in the dark!
What with the white belts?
December 16th, 2005 06:17 AM
egon http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y42/Egonvdv/LateNight.jpg
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