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Topic: The Stones and Cheese Return to archive
December 13th, 2005 06:11 PM
Zanck*Zanck*Zanck Does anyone on this board ( I know someone must)
know the story behind the Rumor/Legend that they won't eat cheese?Perhaps in Junkieland, Cheese may have some uncomfortable ramifications...?! I don't know.Anyone care to elaborate?I have searched the 'Time is on our side' site but came up empty.
December 13th, 2005 07:07 PM
MrPleasant From the "Rolling Stones FAQ":

----------------------------------------------------------

cheese

Very simple really...........

Woody says Keith is afraid of cheese in Rolling Stone
magazine, October 1994...

Undercover readers analyze the meaning of this for approximately six
weeks, digressing into the interelationship between cheese and heroin
addiction and constipation. A syndrome of tight pants wearers dubbed
(by a doctor) as "Mick Jagger's Revenge" joins the story. Exact
relevance, if any , unclear......

A newswire story about 18 people being injured in a Cheltenham, England
cheese-rolling festival and the fact that Brian Jones grew up there leads
to speculation that Brian Jones rolled cheese down a hill every year as a
child in Cheltenham and then grew up to be a Rolling Stone. Speculation of
cheese involvement in Brian's death in 1969 discussed now and then.........

A Toronto caterer to the Stones commented that Keith lingers round the
cheese tray and eats a lot for a skinny guy......

Keith tells Q magazine that he isn't allergic to cheese, but he might
as well be.....

Cheese influence on Stones lyrics analyzed (i.e. "don't wanna walk or
talk about cheeses, just want to see Keith's face)......

Steve Portigal gives cheese names to unsubscribers who send their
unsubscribe request to the readers, rather than to the admin address
as instructed at the end of each digest.

Mick Jagger, suspected of being an incognito reader of Undercover,
begins talking about cheese during concert song interludes,
introducing keyboard player Chuck Leavell at the Halloween show
in Oakland, 1994 with the phrase "I talk to the cheese". (editors'
note: current scholarship claims that what is said here
is "I talk to the trees.")

And why does this interest us?

To each his own answer...or as Bob Dylan used to say.."the ants
are my friends, they're blowin in the wind, the ants are just
blowin in the wind"

[special thanks to Dan Ream with his help on question 17.]

http://www.faqs.org/faqs/music/rollingstones-faq/part1/
December 14th, 2005 12:01 AM
keefjunkie ????????
December 14th, 2005 01:27 AM
the good As I recall, Keith hates cheese and Mick hates tomatoes. On another note, Bill Wyman loves anything with two tits and a heartbeat. (My apologies for putting it so bluntly ladies)
December 14th, 2005 01:35 AM
Egbert Cheese goes well with a bottle of Rolling Stones Wine...
December 14th, 2005 01:36 AM
gorda
quote:
the good wrote:
As I recall, Keith hates cheese and Mick hates tomatoes. On another note, Bill Wyman loves anything with two tits and a heartbeat. (My apologies for putting it so bluntly ladies)



I love cheese! I love tomatoes! And, I love my two tits!
December 14th, 2005 07:29 AM
Zanck*Zanck*Zanck ~Mr.Pleasant thanxs for that in depth reply,however it appears that its really all up to speculation although the Junkie/Constipation factor seems most plausible.
In fact, in all the many many pics over the years I have NEVER seen not even one where a Stone was eating Pizza so maybe there is something there.

On the same note I recall reading that Keith once told Lauren Bacall (at one of the numerous movie premieres at NY's Ziegfeld theatre he seems to attend) that everyday he eats an entire onion-keeps him healthy! probably just pulling her hose but if its true between that daily onion and his chain smoking he must smell LOVER-LY
[Edited by Zanck*Zanck*Zanck]
December 14th, 2005 11:45 PM
gorda
quote:
Zanck*Zanck*Zanck wrote:
~Mr.Pleasant thanxs for that in depth reply,however it appears that its really all up to speculation although the Junkie/Constipation factor seems most plausible.
In fact, in all the many many pics over the years I have NEVER seen not even one where a Stone was eating Pizza so maybe there is something there.

On the same note I recall reading that Keith once told Lauren Bacall (at one of the numerous movie premieres at NY's Ziegfeld theatre he seems to attend) that everyday he eats an entire onion-keeps him healthy! probably just pulling her hose but if its true between that daily onion and his chain smoking he must smell LOVER-LY
[Edited by Zanck*Zanck*Zanck]



Hmmmmmmmmmmm . . .

Are you kidding? Does he eat it raw?

P.S. I love onions! I think the best smell is sauteed onions and celery in butter. Smells absolutely heavenly!

I also like to add chopped raw onions to about everything! From a ham sandwich to chicken soup!

I love onions.

And my favorite salsa is chopped raw onions, tomatoes and jalapenos! Delicious!
[Edited by gorda]
December 14th, 2005 11:47 PM
gorda I also like fried onion rings and onion soup!
December 15th, 2005 08:25 AM
Strange_Stray_Cat
quote:
gorda wrote:

And, I love my two tits!



And so do we !!
December 15th, 2005 08:36 AM
mac_daddy
quote:
Strange_Stray_Cat wrote:


And so do we !!



man tits..?
December 15th, 2005 08:38 AM
Strange_Stray_Cat
quote:
mac_daddy wrote:


man tits..?



No girls.
December 15th, 2005 01:42 PM
texile i just saw anonther advertisement for the stones appearance on days of our lives in my mom's soap mag -
the stones LOVE cheese.
December 15th, 2005 02:56 PM
Zanck*Zanck*Zanck ~Texile~ You were reading your Moms Soap Opera Mag??!!!

Actually it shouldn't be long until we see a commercial w/ Mick and Keith plugging Kraft Macaroni and Cheese....wearing Blues Brothers shades and Mick wailing on the harp I'VE GOT THE BLUES-THE KRAFT MAC'N CHEESE BLU-------ES....!
[Edited by Zanck*Zanck*Zanck]
December 15th, 2005 04:10 PM
glencar " Mick Jagger, suspected of being an incognito reader of Undercover,
begins talking about cheese during concert song interludes,
introducing keyboard player Chuck Leavell at the Halloween show
in Oakland, 1994 with the phrase "I talk to the cheese". (editors'
note: current scholarship claims that what is said here
is "I talk to the trees.")"

Mick really reads Undercover? That's as bad as reading texile's Mom's soap rag!

[Edited by glencar]
December 15th, 2005 04:12 PM
Nellcote Sardo cheese is the best!
December 15th, 2005 04:50 PM
texile
quote:
Zanck*Zanck*Zanck wrote:
~Texile~ You were reading your Moms Soap Opera Mag??!!!


[Edited by Zanck*Zanck*Zanck]



yeah,
im just glad they didn't spread that SOL cheese on MY abc soaps......
December 16th, 2005 05:38 AM
corgi37 If you have a foreskin and dont wash properly, you get dick cheese.
December 16th, 2005 06:13 AM
justforyou You can also find some strong stuff under your big toe nail at the end of the day...
December 16th, 2005 05:53 PM
IzzyStradlin He can't hate cheese too much, a bigger bang wreaks of limberger.
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