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| Maxlugar |
Yes, booze brings out the "friendliness" in me. In all of us, really.
I remember CLEVELAND as being a little overwhelming. I was the last piece of the puzzle due to major hotel problems so when I got to met everyone, it was all at once. All nine crazy summit t-shirt wearing mo-fo's at once!
It was hard to focus in on who was who, ya know.
I wish I had gotten to met everyone in small batches but it was not to be.
I can't wait to meet Josh. He blew us off in '97. Not this time.
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| nankerphelge |
Luxury1 - I want to assure you that no one was leaving you off the list. You C10P girl, you gots to be there!
I just wanted to make sure we had your occupation correct before putting you down. Nude snorkling enthusiast, right?
And remember, its BYOIPS!!!
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| FPM C10 |
quote:
Maxlugar wrote:
Yes, booze brings out the "friendliness" in me. In all of us, really.
[Edited by Maxlugar]
Well, I guess it's time for me to come clean - um, I mean, er, that sounded wrong.
Maxy actually DIDN'T grab my ass at Harry's. Dandelion just said he did to further her own pet theory that everyone in the world is gay except her.
Maxy did nuzzle me though - I had the whisker burns to prove it!
It was the manliest of nuzzles. No prurient interests were aroused. |
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| FPM C10 |
quote:
Maxlugar wrote:
All nine crazy summit t-shirt wearing mo-fo's at once!
[Edited by Maxlugar]
No, it was eight - Maxmeister was indisposed. I think the only time all ten of us were together was in 2000 Man's backyard. Or wait - was Steelie there?
Is the C10 a MYTH? |
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| Maxlugar |
I have an extremely coarse and very manly beard.
I go through a Mach III blade like every three days.
It is the Italian in me.
Sorry!
Mmmmmmmmmmma Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmax Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmaxy! |
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| nankerphelge |
I don't think that pet theory is limited to Dandy -- luxury sure seems to think it too -- at least with respect to the C10!
Ah if only lil' nank could talk, he'd excitedly tell them them both (in a deep booming voice concomitant with something his size) that he's never been handled by or inserted into anything masculine!! (well, obviously I've handled him) Nor has he ever wanted to be, despite their fantasies about latent and socially repressed homosexuality in us all!
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| Maxlugar |
concomitant? Whoa!
I think it was Martha that called me gay as well.
Seems all the women here have a gay thing going on....
Perhaps its them. They all want to mow each others lawn.
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| nankerphelge |
Yeah! It's you women that have the repressed sexual issues! You all want each other -- lickety split -- if ya know what I mean.
FPM better bring that video camera to Mustique...we could bankroll this whole thing with a Spanktravision movie!!!
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| parmeda |
Max! 
Nank!
....I need to ponder my thoughts, LOL.
Allow me time to recover... |
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| parmeda |
Wednesday December 12, 2002
Chicago SunTimes
BIG MEN IN ROCK COME UNZIPPED
Paige Wiser SunTimes Columinst
Ironically, it was a small item in Rolling Stone Magazine that named (ahem) biggest men in music. According to the experts (all groupies), the best-endowed rockers include Chris Isaak, Huey Lewis, Robin Zander of Cheap Trick, Tony Kanal of No Doubt, Anthony Kiedis of the Red Hot Chilli Peppers, Phil Anselm of Pantera, Jerry Cantrell of Alice in Chains, John Dolmayan of System of a Down and John Langford of the Mekons.
Chicagoans are proud to claim Zander and Langford as our own, even though the latter is originally from Wales and retains a delicious accent. Reached by phone, Langford (pictured) didn't seem to be aware of the item - but neither did he seem very honored. "That depends on who said it, really. I'm average, where I come from," he said. "It speaks badly of the American manhood, doesn't it?"
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LOL...this is the stuff I look for in the paper everyday. And there ain't nuttin' gay about my tastes...
Max...
Nank...
mmwwhhaaaa! boys....
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| Joey |
" However, it is a fact that Max grabbed my ass after MSG at Harry's Mustang. So it depends how much booze is under the bridge!"
I knew it !!!!!!!!!!!!
Damn ! I was lucky to escape the pawing.
Bunny
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| nankerphelge |
They didn't mention Bono -- he's by far the biggest dick in rock & roll!!
Anyhow, glad to hear you don't have your wires crossed there Pammy!
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| sirmoonie |
Did you know that the average American male has sex with 16 women in his life?
I'm impressed, guys. I thought that was a pretty high number.
I got it doubled though. YES!!!
sirmoonie - simple math will show he ain't gay! Facts don't lie and I got my share of the pie!
"The REAL "over/under" is 16 tonight, Ronnie!" |
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| jb |
And I bet not one of them was Israeli Moonie...Shalom Aleichem baby! |
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| Joey |
Moonie................
You in for Denver or What ?
Please ..............I beg of you !!!!
I's justs gots to knows !
{{{{{{{{{{{{{THE JOESKEE }}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}
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| nankerphelge |
He's too busy getting laid for that kind of stuff Joey!
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| sirmoonie |
quote:
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And I bet not one of them was Israeli Moonie...Shalom Aleichem baby!
I had a J.A.P. girlfriend once, Josh. It was right around the time she (thankfully) told me to hit the road that I really understood why you guys walk around saying "Oiiieee veyyyyy....." all the time.
Yikes!
Shalom to you to, my kibbutzing pal! |
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| Sir Stonesalot |
You know, the best thing about snorkling naked in the Caribbean is that we men have no shrinkage issues. The water is so warm that our one-eyed wonder sticks do no seek the warmth of our intestines. In fact, those of us who are endowed enough can use it like a keel on a sloop.
Wooooooooo!!!
Snorkle naked! |
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| nankerphelge |
I dunno, I don't much care for lil' nank dragging across the ocean bottom... |
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| Sir Stonesalot |
It does take some getting used to, but it's not as bad as you'd think.
Just watch out for those damn sea urchins. |
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| Joey |
" Just watch out for those damn sea urchins. "
Or those damn " Steelie Urchins " that happen to be snorkeling nearby !
{{{{{{{{{ CA - RACK }}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}
" It might be............................! "
" It could be............................! "
" It is .....................Another Home Run by the Joey ! "
" That one Steve just went out into Waveland Avenue somewhere ................did you see it land ?????? "
Harry Joey
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| sirmoonie |
Joey, I'm working on Denver, Chicago and MSG. Trying to free up time, not to mention trying to get tix. Fig that one'll pull snoot.
Parmie, are there Chicago tix left? Have they even gone on sale yet? Can't get answers on that.
That freakin' rip job Fan Club has a Vegas deal: $975 and you get nights in Monte Carlo casino, supposedly a pass to the sound check, entrance to pre-show part, a hat, and guaranteed 8th row or better for 2/8 show. (Just gotta get there). Tempting, since thats it for the Stones and the US. That is it. It is that.
Mong......... |
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| nankerphelge |
That Vegas deal is tempting plus it is a weekend show! Hmmmm! |
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| Joey |
" Joey, I'm working on Denver, Chicago and MSG. Trying to free up time, not to mention trying to get tix. Fig that one'll pull snoot. "
Moonie ............
You make Joey giddy !
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| nankerphelge |
Dammit Moonie, I want to go too!
Denver is both on a weekend and is serviced by United for which I have FF miles and can get there and back fo' free!!
Chicago is NG -- not a weekend and I may be in NYC on bidness both the 21st and 22nd.
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| Joey |
" Dammit Moonie, I want to go too!
Denver is both on a weekend and is serviced by United for which I have FF miles and can get there and back fo' free!!"
Nanky , you make Joey giddy !
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| parmeda |
Moonie...
Those tickets went on sale back in September. The 21st is sold out. There are tickets available for the 22nd thru TM. I don't know what you're looking for...but if you need #'s for brokers, let me know. I'll hook you up baby!!!!
Nanky...
Business, my ass! Get out here! |
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| nankerphelge |
Oh Pammy, I'm sure your ass is all business!
But unfortunately duty calls in NYC and being the hard-core, take no prisoners, scorched earth litigator that I am, I must go. This work shit is for the birds....
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| Maxlugar |
YOTI, Nanki? |
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| nankerphelge |
We'll see -- could be heap big ugly! |
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